Read fit girls vіri and mavpi anfisi. Eduard Uspensky - About the girl Vira and the mother Anfisa
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Eduard Mikolayovich Uspensky
About the girl Vira and the mother Anfisa. Vira and Anfisa continue
About the girl Vira and the mother Anfisa
How everything started
Zvіdki Anfisa took
In one place lived a family - tato, mother, girl Vira and grandmother Larisa Leonidivna. That mother was school teachers. And Larisa Leonidivna was the director of the school, but she is retired.
In the same country of the world, one child does not fall a few of the most important pedagogical personnel! The first girl Vira is small enough to become a novice in the world. Aleone was dumb and unhearing. Now cursing to anger and more often to spovitat, then a succulent lad in a soviet nursery so that the scoop can be repaired.
Also, grandmother Larisa Leonidivna was always instructed by her - for a short distance of one meter. Get out of the defense of the President of the Republic.
Dad often says:
- Like I can teach other people's children mathematics, like I can't twist my own child!
Grandma stood up:
- Tse girl is primhly at once. Bo is small. And zroste, there will be no Susi lads beaten with a scoop.
- Get over there with a shovel to beat the shovel, - tato crossed.
Yakos tato ishov raised the port, de ship to stand. І bachit: one foreign sailor passed by us passing through the transparent package. And you go to marvel, fight, but don’t take it. Batko zatsіkavivsya, closer pіdіyshov. A sailor to you with pure English mine seems:
- Dear sir comrade, take the axis qiu live mavpochku. Її we are on the ship for the whole hour. And if її zakolisuє, you will always be vidgvinchuє.
- And how much will you need to pay for it? - Having asked tato.
- Nitrohi is not required. Navpaki, I will give you another insurance policy. Tsya mavpochka is insured. If you want to get drunk with her: if you fall ill, the insurance company will pay you a thousand dollars for it.
Tato, out of satisfaction, took the little mother-in-law and gave the sailor his business card. It was written on it:
“Matveev Volodymyr Fedorovich is a teacher.
Place Ples-on-Volz.
And the sailor gave you his business card. It was written on it:
Bob Smith is a sailor. America".
The stinks got angry, splashed one on the shoulder, and tried to write to each other.
Tato came home, but Viri and grandma couldn't. The stench at the kennel in the yard was playing. Having killed Tato's mavpochka, he ran after them. Bring them home and say:
- Wonder what a surprise I have prepared for you.
Grandma wonders:
- Like all the furniture in the apartment uphill, is it a surprise? And for sure: all the stools, all the tables and turn on the TV - everything in the apartment is set on the hill with your feet. And on the chandelier, a mother-bud hangs and licks electric light bulbs.
Vira how to shout:
- Oh, kitty-kitty, up to me!
Mavpochka gave her a quick shave. The stinks embraced, like two fools, they laid their heads on one shoulder and froze in happiness.
- What is your name? - Grandma asked.
“I don’t know,” like tato. - Capa, Tyapa, Bug!
“They don’t call dogs bugs,” it’s like a grandmother.
- Hai bude Murka, - it seems tato. - Abo Zorka.
“They know me, you know the gut,” the grandmother says. - And only cows sound like Dawns.
“I don’t know, then,” tato broke down. - Then let's think.
- And what is there to think! - like a grandmother. - We had one RONO supervisor at Yegor'evsk - a little mavpochka. They called її Anfіsa.
I named the mavpochka Anfisa in honor of one of the maids from Yegor'evsk. I immediately stuck to mavpi.
In the same hour, Vira and Anfisa, one and the same, saw one, and, holding hands, went to the room of the girl Viri, everything marveled there. Vira Yi began to show cradles and bicycles.
Grandma looked into the room. Bachit - Vira walk, great Lyalya hitaє. And after her on Anfisa's heels to walk and great vantage hit.
Anfisa is all so shaky and proud. He wears a hat with a pom-pom, a T-shirt on a puffball, and on the legs of a gum fox.
Grandma seems to be:
- Send, Anfiso, you are welcome.
Tato ask:
- What about? Adzhe grows well in our town, but bananas do not grow.
- There are bananas! - like a grandmother. - Let's carry out the experiment of cartography at once.
Vaughn put on the table cowbass, bread, boiled potatoes, osseledtsa, cleaning of osseledtsa in paprits and boiled eggs in a shell. She planted Anfisa at the high stile on the bells and seems to be:
- On your marks! Respect! March!
Mavpochka yak better їsti! Coiled cowbass, then bread, then boiled potatoes, then syrah, then peeled herring in paprika, then boiled an egg in a shell directly from the shell.
They didn’t catch looking around, like Anfisa, with an egg by her mouth, fell asleep on the chair.
Tato її zі stіltsya distav і on the sofa in front of the TV set. That's where my mother came. Mom came and immediately said:
- I know. Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin came before us. Price wine brought.
Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin was a military lieutenant colonel, and a police officer. Vіn already loved children and gave them great toys.
- Yaka charіvna mavpochka! Nareshti learned to work.
Vaughn took the muffin up to her hands:
- Oh, such an important thing. And what's wrong with her?
“Everything,” Tato said.
- Eyes crushing? "Mom, you say?
Mavpa threw herself like a mother! Mama yak scream:
- Oh, she's alive! Are the sounds out?
All of them were chosen by mothers, and explaining that, the stars of the mother-bud and how її sound.
- What will you breed? - Ask mom. - What documents does she have?
Dad showing a business card:
Bob Smith is a sailor. America"
- Thank God, hotch not street! Mom said. - And what is there?
“Everything,” Grandma said. - Navit papyr іz cleansing.
- A chi vmіє won koristuvatisya mountain worker?
Grandma seems to be:
- You have to try it. Let's do a mining experiment.
The miner gave Anfisa, she put a cloak over her head and became like a colonialist.
- Guard! - like mom. - It's a disaster!
- Check, - lock the grandmother. – My other mountaineer is a damo.
They gave Anfisya another miner. And she immediately guessed what was needed for him. And then everyone realized that Anfisa lives in them!
First time at the nursery
Vrantsі zazvichay tato vіdvodiv Vira in the nursery at the collective up to the children. And he himself virushav on the job. Grandmother Larisa Leonidivna went to the court house. I cut that shitty keruvati with a edge. Mom went to school to read. Where should Anfisu go?
- Yak kudi? - vyrishiv tato. - Let the children's nursery go.
At the entrance to the young group stood the senior tutor Elizaveta Mikolayivna. Daddy said:
- And we have a bonus!
Elizaveta Mykolaivna greeted and seemed to:
- Boys, as a joy, our Vira has a brother.
- Tse is not a brother, - saying tato.
- Dear lads, Vira's family has a sister!
“Tse is not a sister,” I said to Tato again.
And Anfisa turned her face to Elizaveta Mikolayivna. Vihovatelka zovsіm ruined:
- What a joy! Vіry in Sim'ї Narodillan Negrin.
- So no! - like tato. - Tset is not black.
- Tse mavpochka! - like Vira.
And all the boys shouted:
- Mommy! Mavpochka! Come here!
- Can you hang out in a children's garden? - Ask tato.
- Have a living kutochku?
- Ni. Together with the lads.
- Don't lie too long, - it seems like a wiggler. - Maybe your mother-bud is hanging on light bulbs? Chi vsіh b'є opolonik? And can you love the kvіtkovі mountaineers on kіmnati rozsipati?
- And you put it on a lancet, - zaproponuvav tato.
- No way! - answered Elizaveta Mykolaivna. - It's so unpedagogical!
I wrote the stench like that. Papa to deprive Anfisa in a children's garden, but through the skin of the year call me - feed, how do you do it. Yakshcho Anfisa often throws himself as mountaineers or opolonik for the director of the bigati, I’ll immediately take it away. And if Anfisa will be kind, sleep, like a mustache of children, then forever deprive the child of the garden. Take it to the young group.
I tato pishov.
Children sharpened Anfisa and began to give it. Natalya Grishchenkova gave me an apple. Borya Goldovsky - a typewriter. Vitalik Elisef gave me a one-eared hare. And Tanya Fedosova - a book about vegetables.
Anfisa took everything. On the back of one hand, then the other, then the third, then the fourth. So, she couldn’t stand up anymore, she lay down on her back and put her belongings into her mouth.
Elizaveta Mykolaivna cry:
- Children, for steel!
The children were strong enough to fall, and the mother-kid was left lying on the bed. I cry. Todi vihovatelka її planted for her style. So, like paws at Anfisia were taken as gifts, Elizabeth Mykolaivna її had a chance to give a spoon.
The children fell asleep. I Elizaveta Mikolayivna said:
- Today may be a great medical day. I'll teach you to brush your teeth and clothes, to make a cute tassel. Bring the leather up to the hands of the first toothbrush and the tube of toothpaste.
The boys picked out brushes and tubes. Elizaveta Mikolayivna continued:
- They took the tubes from the left hand, and the shield from the right. Grishchenkova, Grishchenkova, do not need a toothbrush to wipe the table.
Anfisi rejected neither the initial toothbrush, nor the initial tube. To that Anfisa bula zaiva, unplanned. Vaughn babbled that all the lads made such cicada sticks with bristles and so there were bananas, from which there were worms climbing, but in her they didn’t, and zahnikala.
“Don’t cry, Anfiso,” said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - The axis of the first jar with dental powder. The axis of you shield, vchisya.
Vaughn started the lesson.
- Otzhe, they saw the paste on the brush, and they began to brush their teeth. The axis is like this - to the beast to the bottom. Marusya Petrova, right. Vitalik Elisiev, right. Vera, true. Anfiso, Anfiso, what are you doing? Who told you that you need to clean your teeth on the chandelier? Anfiso, don't sip on us with tooth powder! Anu, come here!
Anfisa was audibly angry, and they tied her with a towel to the stiletto, so that she would calm down.
“Now let’s move on to the other right,” said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Until cleansing clothes. Take the shields from your hand. You've already been pissed off with powder.
In the meantime, Anfisa ran wild on the stilts, fell at once with him on the pidlog and fell on two paws with a stiletz on her back. Then I climbed on the shafa and there was strength, like a king on the throne.
Elizaveta Mikolayivna seems to the lads:
- Marvel at our queen Anfisa Persha appeared. Sit on the throne. Let us її anchor. Anu, Natalya Grishchenkov, bring me the greatest prask from the pra-suval.
Natalia brought prasko. Vіn buv is so great, that she fell for dearly. They tied Anfisa to hell with a dart from the electrician. Її hopping and bigalnist fell sharply. Vaughn became shchitilgati around the city, like an old hundred years ago, or like an English pirate with a cannon ball in the Spanish full in the Middle Ages.
Then the phone rings, tato asks:
- Elizaveta Mykolaivno, how is my beast there, is it good to behave?
- For the time being, it’s tolerable, - it’s like Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - we її were hooked to hell.
- Praska is electric?
- Electric.
“Yak bi won’t turn on yoga,” Tato said. - Azhe pozhezha will be!
Elizaveta Mikolayivna threw her earphones and sooner to hell.
I immediately. Anfisa yogo put it right into the socket and wonder, like a kilim dim ide.
- Vira, - it’s like Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - why don’t you look after your sister?
- Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - it’s like Vira, - we all follow her. І me, і Natasha, і Vitalik Єlisєєv. Navit by the paws її trimali. And she kicked the dust with her foot. We were not remembered.
Elizaveta Mykolaivna bandaged the saw with adhesive plaster, now you can’t see it anywhere. I like:
- Oh, children, at the same time the older group went to spiv. Come out, the pool is rolling. I'm with you pіdemo tudi.
- Hooray! - shouted the children and beat the bathing suits of the hapati.
The stinks went to the room with a pool. The stench pishli, and Anfisa weeps, and I stretch my hands to them. It’s impossible to walk out of the blue.
Todi Vira and Natasha Grishchenkova helped me. The stench doubled the prask took that they carried it. And Anfisa was in order.
At the kіmnati, de swimming pool, it was the best. There kviti grew in dozhkah. Skrіz lay ryatuvalnі stake and crocodiles. І century boulders right up to the stele.
All the children, like a stribati, started at the water, only water dim pishov.
Anfisa tezh wanted water. She went to the edge of the pool and fell down! Just won't reach the water. Її Praska did not let me in. Vіn lying on the bed, and did not reach the water. І Anfisa bіla stіni bovtaєtsya. Hanging out and crying.
- Oh, Anfiso, I'll help you, - said Vira, and with great effort threw off the edge of the pool.
Praska went to the bottom and Anfisa sipped.
- Oh, - shout Vira, - Elizaveta Mikolayivno, Anfisa don't blame! Її Praska do not let!
- Guard! Yelizaveta Mikolayivna shouted. - Pirnaemo!
Vaughn was in a white dressing gown and in slippers, so she ran into the pool and shuffled. Vityagla praska, then Anfisa.
I like:
- Tsya cunning fool tormented me, I didn’t shovel three wagons of a vugill with a shovel.
Vaughn lit up Anfis in the stretch and all the ditlakhs from the pool distal.
- That's it, hang out swimming! At the same time, all at once, we went to the music room and sang memo “Now I am Cheburashka.”
The lads were dressed like a jerk, and Anfisa was sitting so wet at the stretch.
They came to the music room. The children stood on the bench for a long time. Elizaveta Mykolaivna strength on a musical stool. And Anfisa, all together, was put on the edge of the piano, let it dry.
I Elizaveta Mikolayivna began to grati:
I'm being amazing
Igrashkoy nameless.
I suddenly felt like - BLAM!
Elizaveta Mikolayevna was astonished on all sides. Vaughn didn’t BLAM. She began again: "I used to be a wonderful toy without a name, until it was in the store ..."
I raptom again BLAM!
“Why on the right?” Elizaveta Mikolayivna thinks. “Maybe the bear has settled in the piano? Is he tapping on the strings?”
Elizaveta Mykolaivna lifted the lid and marveled at the empty piano. Animal bears. Vaughn started grati again: “I’ll be wondrous…”
I'm back - BLAM, BLAM!
- Don't worry! - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Already two FUCKING blew. Children, you don't know why on the right?
The boys didn't know. And tse Anfisa, curled up in a prostrate, respected. It’s unfathomable to hang on, to blast BLAM on the keys and start again in the stretch of turf.
Axis what happened:
I'm being amazing
BLAM!
Igrashka nameless,
BLAM! BLAM!
As long as the store
BLAM!
Nobody pidide,
BLAM! BLAM! BOOM!
BOOM came to that Anfisa screwed up and fell off the piano. And all of a sudden they understood, the stars bleated with bleats.
After that, in the life of a childish garden, a day of calm has come. Why Anfiska got tired of being tricky, why everyone respectfully marveled after her, but after insult she didn’t throw anything away. Just don’t rahuvati, there’s three spoonfuls of soup їla. Then she slept quietly at once from the mustache. Truth be told, I slept on a wardrobe. Ale with a stretcher and a pillow, how to fit. I didn’t pay daily miners with quotas for kimnat and didn’t pay for the director as a steward.
Elizaveta Mikolayivna calmed down. Less early. After noon there was an artistic vision. Elizaveta Mikolayivna said to the lads:
- And at the same time, we together take knives and from cardboard, we will put on a hat.
The boys went together to take cardboard and knives from the table. Anfisi n_ cardboard, n_ knife did not stick. Adzhe Anfisa, like a bula, was unplanned, so unplanned and lost.
- We take cardboard and we turn the circle. Axis so. - Elizaveta Mikolayivna showed.
And all the lads, hanging out their tongues, began to look at the mugs. The stench came out like mugs, and th squares, trikutniks and mlins.
- Where are my knives? cried Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Anfiso, show me your palms!
Anfisa, out of satisfaction, showed black dolons, they had nothing. And she hid her hind legs behind her back. The knives were obviously there. While the lads were making their mugs and goats, Anfisa was also making them with handmade material.
Everyone was so busy with their hats and commissars that they didn’t remember that the time had passed and the fathers began to come.
They took away Natasha Grishchenkova, Vitalik Elisiev, Borya Goldovsky. I axis tato Viri priyshov, Volodymyr Fedorovich.
- How is mine here?
- Good, - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - I Vira, and Anfisa.
- Nevzha Anfisa didn’t make anything?
- Yak didn’t get it? I got it, oh well. I sighed with tooth powder. Ledvezha didn’t rule. She shaved off the praska at the pool. I went to the chandelier.
– Father, don’t you take її?
Why don't we take it? Beremo! - said the whipper. - Axis at once mi mugs rіzhemo, but won't respect anyone.
Vaughn got up, and everyone cheered that she was sleeping at the mugs. І її old legs vibrate from the mouth of the mugs.
– Ah! - Said Elizaveta Mikolayivna, and sent her to her.
And Tato took Anfisa and cut her knives. The stench is in her hind legs.
- Oh, it's gone! - saying wine. - She zipped her own happiness. Come sit at home.
- Don't get caught, - said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - We take її in a children's garden.
The lads shook, jumped, hugged. So the stench fell in love with Anfisa.
- Tіlki obov'yazkovo bring the doctor's note! - said the whipper. - No child can go into the nursery without finishing.
Yak Vira and Anfisa went to the clinic
As long as Anfisa’s doctor’s advice was not small, they didn’t take him to the nursery. Vaughn lost her home. I Vira sat at home with her at once. I know, my grandmother was sitting with them.
True, the grandmother didn’t sit like that, as if by the reign of the begal. Now to the bakery, then to the grocery store for cowbass, then to the fish store for cleanings. Anfisa tsі clearing more for every sedentary loved.
І axis Saturday has come. Papa Volodymyr Fedorovich did not sleep before school. Vіn uzyav Viru and Anfіsu and to the polyclinic virushiv with them. Take away the proof.
Vіru vіn by the hand vіv, and Anfisa for masking virishiv by the vіzok plant. For a child, the population of the us microdistricts did not escape.
As soon as one of the lads named Anfiska, then after her the cherga was cherished, like after oranges. Already the boys in the city loved Anfiska. Ale, she didn’t spend an hour for nothing. While the lads were spinning around, taking them in their arms, passing them one to one, the vagrant would put her paws in the gut before them and waft the stars. With the front paws of the child, hold the child, and clean the intestines of the child with the rear paws. And all the fritters out in protective bears hoval. At home, erasers, badges, olives, keys, flares, bugs, coins, nipples, key chains, cartridges and folding knives were used in her company.
The axis of stench went to the clinic. Moved inside, by the vestibule. Navkolo everything is whiter than that glass. On the wall hang a merry story in a glassy frame: what with one lad bulo, if the vines are blighted mushrooms.
The second story is about an uncle, who delighted in himself with folk remedies: dried spiderworts, lotions from fresh sprinklings, and a heating pad from an electric kettle.
Vira seems to be:
- Oh, what a funny uncle! Himself ill, but to burn.
Daddy explained:
- Tse vin do not shoot. The heating pad boiled in the new carpet.
Raptom tato shouting:
- Anfiso, Anfiso! Do not lick cry! Anfiso, did you put it in the urn?! Vera, take a vine and remember, be kind, Anfisa.
There was a majestic palm tree in the big window. Anfisa, like її, wobbled, so I rushed to her. She hugged a palm tree and stood up in a bowl. Tato having tried to take it away - no matter what!
- Anfiso, let go, be kind, a palm tree! - Suvoro seems to be tato.
Anfisa is not allowed in.
- Anfiso, Anfiso! - More suvorishe seems to be tato. - Let go, be kind, tata.
Anfisa and Tata are not allowed in. And her hands are like bream from the hall. Here, at the noise, the doctor came from the courtroom.
- What's on the right? Anu, mavpo, let the tree in!
Ale, the mother-bud did not let the tree in. Having tried її vіdchepiti - the doctor himself stuck. Papa seems more suvorish:
- Anfisa, Anfisa, let it go, be kind, tata, let it go, be kind, palm tree, let it go, be kind, doctor.
Nothing to come out. Here is the head doctor of the arrivals.
- What's on the right? Why is the round dance of dovkola palm trees? What do we have - palm New River? Ah, here the mother of all trims! Now we can see.
After which tato already spoke like this:
- Anfisa, Anfiso, let it go, tata, let the palm tree go, let it go, the doctor, let it go, the head doctor.
Vira took it and tickled Anfisa. Todі vnіh vіd let, okrіm palm trees. Vaughn hugged the whole palm tree with her paws, pressed her cheek against it and wept.
head doctor said:
– I have recently been in Africa from a cultural exchange. There are a lot of palm trees, bachiv and mavbud. There, on the skin of a palm tree, there is a mother-bud to sit. The stink one to one zvikli. And there are no yalinkas there. I protein.
A simple liquor having energized tata:
- Have you brought a little mummy before us? Was she sick?
- Ni, - like tato. - Їy dovіdka is needed in a children's garden. Її need to follow up.
- How can we do it, - it seems like a simple doctor, - why not go out into the palm trees?
- So i doslіdzhuvatimemo, do not go under palm trees, - said the head doctor. – Call the chief specialists and supervisors of the department.
І not a bar to the palm trees all the doctors went: the therapist, the surgeon, the ear-throat-nis. Anfisi blood was taken for analysis. Vaughn acted amiably. Calmly gave her finger and marveled, as if through a glass tube of blood from her finger to take.
Then the doctor-pediatrician heard through the gum tubes. Vin said that Anfisa is healthy, like a small engine.
They gave Anfis a request for an X-ray. Ale yak її lead, її її vіd palm trees do not tear? Todi tato and medicine from the X-ray room Anfis was brought to the office at once from a palm tree. They put її at once from a palm tree under the device, and the drug seems to be:
- Breathe. Chi don't breathe.
Only Anfisa is not wise. Vaughn, now, go wild like a pump. Even the doctor suffered from it. Potim how to shout:
- Father, she has flowers near her stomach! I have one more! I now! See, are you good with flowers?
Dad says:
- Not suitable for my її flowers. I don't know myself.
“Does she have flowers? - I think the X-ray doctor. - І how їх з it is enough?
Potim vіn vіrishiv:
- And let's give the lady a magnet for a skein. The colors stick to the magnet, and we can't stand it.
- Ni, - like tato. - We won't give my magnet. She lives from the flowers - and nothing. And if it’s a magnet, it’s not clear what we’re going to see.
At this hour Anfisa climbed up the mountain with a palm tree. She climbed up the mountain like a twist of a glittering little thing, and the flowers on the spot were gone. І odі likar zrozumіv:
- Well, the flowers are not in Anfisa, but near the palm trees. The nanny hung her dressing gown on them and the wind at night. - Vіn kazhe: - Thank God, your engine is healthy!
The next Anfisa with a palm tree was brought back to the hall. And all the doctors were elected to the consultations. They said that Anfisa was already healthy and that she could go to the nursery for children.
The head doctor directly bіlya dіzhki dovіdku writing i kazhe:
- From i all. You can go.
And tato proves:
- We can't. Because our Anfisa in the sight of your palm trees can be less bulldozed.
- How about buti? - seems to be the head doctor.
“I don’t know,” like tato. - Come to us with Anfisa, otherwise you will part with a palm tree.
The doctors all at once stood in groups, like the KVK team, and began to think.
- You need to take a mavpochka - and that's it! - saying X-ray doctor. - You'll be the watchman at night.
- My white robe is worn. I won't help us! - said the pediatrician.
- So, - respecting the head doctor. - Vaughn to steal a syringe from you with an injection, we all follow her in all the gatherings and hills of the bigati. And then we’ll get out with a syringe for some kind of tata from the firanka in the fall. And yakscho won with a syringe in some class to get a childish garden, drag it in a white coat!
- Like a woman in a white robe with a syringe, just walk along the boulevard, all our old ones and pass them on the trees to show up, - saying tato. - Give our mother your palm tree.
At one o'clock Grandma Larisa Leonidivna came to the clinic. Vaughn checked, checked Vira and Anfisu. Well, it didn't. Vaughn was worried. I once said to the head doctor:
- If you take your mother's baby, I'll keep it from you. I can't live without Anfisia.
- From i good, - seems to be the head doctor. - Tse everything is wrong. We need a cleaner. Ax you a fountain pen, write a statement.
- Nothing, - apparently wine. - I'm going to see an office right away, I have another one there.
Only wonder - there is no key. Papa explains to you:
Vіdkriv Anfіsi rota i zvichnym ruh dіstav zvіdti a fountain pen, a key to the office of the head doctor, a key to the office, de x-ray stand, a round druk for dovodok, a round mirror of the doctor in the ear-throat-nose and his own lighter.
Like doctors, they all pumped, the stench said:
- We have our own inaccuracies, so that our seals have disappeared! Take your little baby with our palm tree. Mi sobi new virostimo. We have a leading doctor to travel to Africa from a cultural exchange. Bring wine today.
Tato and the radiologist lifted the palm tree at once with Anfisa and put it in the carriage її. So the palm tree went off at the vіzku.
If mother succumbed to the palm tree, she said:
– For my botanical data, this palm tree is called “Nephrolepis broad-leaved oxamite”. In growth, it is more important to hang one meter per month. Nezabar won't grow up on the mountain to the sucid. And we will have nephrolepis richly superficial. Become our Anfisa on the palm trees on all the apartments and climb on top. Sit down, cleaning the settlers has been on the table for a long time.
Side 1 of 8
The history of the first ZVIDKI ANFISA Took
In one place lived a family - tato, mother, girl Vira and grandmother Larisa Leonidivna. That mother was school teachers. And Larisa Leonidivna was the director of the school, but she is retired.
In the same country of the world, one child does not fall a few of the most important pedagogical personnel! The first girl Vira is small enough to become a novice in the world. Aleone was dumb and unhearing. Now cursing to anger and more often to spovitat, then a succulent lad in a soviet nursery so that the scoop can be repaired.
Also, grandmother Larisa Leonidivna was always instructed by her - for a short distance, one meter. Get out of defense of the president of the republic.
Dad often says:
Like I can teach other people's children mathematics, like I can't screw my own child.
Grandma stood up:
Tse girl is contagious at once. Bo is small. And zroste, there will be no Susi lads beaten with a scoop.
Beat them with a shovel as often as possible, - having crossed the tato.
As if tato ishov raised the port, de ships stood. І bachit: one foreign sailor passed by us passing through the transparent package. And you go to marvel, fight, but don’t take it. Batko zatsіkavivsya, closer pіdіyshov. A sailor to you with pure English mine seems:
Dear sir comrade, take the axis qiu live mavpochku. Її we are on the ship for the whole hour. And if її zakolisuє, you will always be vidgvinchuє.
And how much will you need to pay for it? - Having asked tato.
Not required. Navpaki, I will give you another insurance policy. Tsya mavpochka is insured. How to get drunk with her: if you get sick, the insurance company will pay you a thousand dollars for it.
Tato, out of satisfaction, took the little mother-in-law and gave the sailor his business card. It was written on it:
“Matveev Volodymyr Fedorovich - teacher.
Place Ples on the Volz.
And the sailor gave you his business card. It was written on it:
Bob Smith is a sailor.
America".
The stinks got angry, splashed one on the shoulder, and tried to write to each other.
Tato came home, but Viri and grandma couldn't. The stench at the kennel in the yard was playing. Having killed Tato's mavpochka, he ran after them. Bring them home and say:
Wonder what a surprise I have prepared for you.
Grandma wonders:
Like all the furniture in the apartment uphill, is it a surprise?
And for sure: all the stools, all the tables and turn on the TV set - everything is set up high with your feet. And on the chandelier, a mother-bud hangs and licks electric light bulbs.
Vira how to shout:
Oh, kitty-kitty, up to me!
Mavpochka gave her a quick shave. The stinks embraced, like two fools, they laid their heads on one shoulder and froze in happiness.
What is your name? - Grandma asked.
I don’t know, it’s like tato. - Capa, Tyapa, Bug!
They don’t call dogs bugs, it’s like a grandmother.
Hai bude Murka, - like tato, - chi Dawn.
They also knew my gut, - the grandmother says. - And only cows sound like Dawns.
Todi I don’t know, - having ruined tato. - Then let's think.
And what is there to think! - like a grandmother. - We have one zavіduvachka rono at Yegor'evsku - a little mavpochka. They called її Anfіsa.
I named the mavpochka Anfisa in honor of one of the maids from Yegor'evsk. I immediately stuck to mavpi.
In the same hour, Vira and Anfisa, one and the same, saw one, and, holding hands, went to the room of the girl Viri, everything marveled there. Vira Yi began to show cradles and bicycles.
Grandma looked into the room. Bachit - Vira to walk, the great Lyalya hita. And after her on Anfisa's heels to walk and great vantage hit.
Anfisa is all so shaky and proud. She wears a hat with a pom-pom, a T-shirt on a puffball, and on her feet a gum fox.
Grandma seems to be:
Send, Anfiso, you are welcome.
Tato ask:
And what? Adzhe grows well in our town, but bananas do not grow.
Like bananas there! - like a grandmother. - Let's carry out the experiment of cartography at once.
Vaughn put on the table cowbass, bread, boiled potatoes, syrah potatoes, osseledtsi, peelings in papyrus and boiled eggs in a shell. She planted Anfisa at the high stile on the bells and seems to be:
On your marks! Respect! March!
Mavpochka yak better їsti. Coiled cowbass, then bread, then boiled potatoes, then siru, then settled, then cleaned in papyrus, then boiled an egg in a shell right after the shell.
They didn’t catch looking around, like Anfisa, with an egg by her mouth, fell asleep on the chair.
Tato її zі stіltsya distáv і on the sofa in front of the TV set. That's where my mother came. Mom came and immediately said:
And I know. Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin came before us. Price wine brought.
Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin was a military lieutenant colonel, and a police officer. Vіn already loved children and gave them great toys.
Yaka charіvna mavpochka. Nareshti learned to work.
Vaughn took the muffin up to her hands:
Oh, such an important thing. And what's wrong with her?
Everything, – having told tato.
Shattering eyes? "Mom, you say?
Mavpa threw herself like a mother! Mama yak scream:
Oh she's alive! Are the sounds out?
All of them were chosen by mothers, and explaining that, the stars of the mother-bud and how її sound.
What will be born? - Ask mom. - What documents does she have?
Dad showing a business card:
Bob Smith is a sailor.
America".
Thank God, hotch not street! Mom said. - And what is there?
That's it, Grandma said. - Navit papyr іz cleared. 
And chi vmіє won koristuvatisya mountain worker?
Grandma seems to be:
Need to try. Let's do a mining experiment.
The miner gave Anfisa, she put a cloak over her head and became like a colonialist.
Guard! - like mom. - It's a disaster!
Check it, - lock the grandmother. - My other mountaineer is a damo.
They gave Anfisya another miner. And she immediately guessed what was needed for him.
And then everyone realized that Anfisa lives in them!
A friend's story FIRST TIME AT A CHILD'S GARDEN
Vrantsі zazvichay tato vіdvodiv Vira in the nursery at the collective up to the children. And he himself virushav on the job. Grandmother Larisa Leonidivna went to the sudіdnіy ZhEK in a dress cut that shitty keruvati. Mom went to school to read. Where should Anfisu go?
Yak kudi? - vyrishiv tato. - Let me go to the children's garden.
At the entrance to the young group stood the senior tutor Elizaveta Mikolayivna. Daddy said:
And we have a bonus!
Elizaveta Mykolaivna greeted and seemed to:
Boys, as a joy to our Viri, a brother was born.
Tse is not a brother, - saying tato.
Dear lads, Vira's family has a sister!
Tse is not a sister, - I said tato again.
And Anfisa turned her face to Elizaveta Mikolayivna. Vihovatelka zovsіm ruined:
Yaka joy. Vіry in Sim'ї Narodillan Negrin.
So no! - like tato. - Tset is not black.
Tse mawpochka! - like Vira.
And all the boys shouted:
Mavpochka! Mavpochka! Come here!
Can you hang out in a child's garden? - Ask tato.
Have a live kutochku?
Ni. Together with the lads.
Tse not to lie down, - it seems like a vihoventka. - Maybe your mother-bud is hanging on light bulbs? Chi vsіh b'є opolonik? And can you love the kvіtkovі mountaineers on kіmnati rozsipati?
And put you on a lancet, - zaproponuvav tato.
No way! - answered Elizaveta Mykolaivna. - It's so unpedagogical!
I wrote the stench like that. Papa to deprive Anfisa in a children's garden, but through the skin of the year call me - feed, how do you do it. Yakshcho Anfisa often throws himself as mountaineers or opolonik for the director of the bigati, I’ll immediately take it away. And if Anfisa will be kind, sleep, like a mustache of children, then forever deprive the child of the garden. Take it to the young group.
I tato pishov.
Children sharpened Anfisa and began to give it. Natalya Grishchenkova gave me an apple. Borya Goldovsky - a typewriter. Vitalik Elisef gave me a one-eared hare. And Tanya Fedosova - a book about vegetables.
Anfisa took everything. On the back of one hand, then the other, then the third, then the fourth. So, she couldn’t stand up anymore, she lay down on her back and put her belongings into her mouth.
Elizaveta Mykolaivna cry:
Children, for style!
The children were strong enough to fall, and the mother-kid was left lying on the bed. I cry. Then the vihovatka took її and planted him at her vikhovny stil. So, like paws at Anfisia were taken as gifts, Elizabeth Mykolaivna її had a chance to give a spoon.
The children fell asleep. I Elizaveta Mikolayivna said:
Today may be a great medical day. I'll teach you to brush your teeth and clothes, to make a cute tassel. Bring the leather up to the hands of the first toothbrush and the tube of toothpaste.
The boys picked out brushes and tubes. Elizaveta Mikolayivna continued:
They took the tube from the left hand, and the shield from the right. Grishchenkova, Grishchenkova, do not need a toothbrush to wipe the table.
Anfisi rejected neither the initial toothbrush, nor the initial tube. To that Anfisa bula zaiva, unplanned. Vaughn babbled that all the lads made such cicada sticks with bristles and so there were bananas, from which there were worms climbing, but in her they didn’t, and zahnikala.
Do not cry, Anfiso, - said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - The axis of the first jar with dental powder. The axis of you shield, vchisya.
Vaughn started the lesson.
Otzhe, they saw the paste on the brush, and they began to brush their teeth. Axis so, the beast to the bottom. Marusya Petrova, right. Vitalik Elisiev, right. Vera, true. Anfiso, Anfiso, what are you doing? Who told you that you need to clean your teeth on the chandelier? Anfiso, don't sip on us with tooth powder! Anu, come here! 
Anfisa was audibly angry, and they tied her with a towel to the stiletto, so that she would calm down.
Now let's move on to the other right, - said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Until cleansing clothes. Take the shields from your hand. You've already been pissed off with powder.
In the meantime, Anfisa ran wild on the stilts, fell at once with him on the pidlog and fell on two paws with a stiletz on her back. Then I climbed on the shafa and there was strength, like a king on the throne.
Elizaveta Mikolayivna seems to the lads:
Surprise, Queen Anfisa Persha has appeared. Sit on the throne. Come and anchor us. Anu, Natalya Grishchenkov, bring me the greatest prask from the pra-suval.
Natalia brought prasko. Vіn buv is so great, that she fell for dearly. They tied Anfisa to hell with a dart from the electrician. Її hopping and bigalnist fell sharply. Vaughn became shchitilgati around the city, like an old hundred years ago, or like an English pirate with a cannon ball in the Spanish full in the Middle Ages.
Then the phone rings, tato asks:
Elizaveta Mykolaivna, how is my beast there, is it good to behave?
For the time being, it’s tolerable, - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - we її were hooked to praski.
Praska is electric? - Ask tato.
Electric.
Yak bi won yogo didn’t turn it on, - saying tato. - Azhe pozhezha will be!
Elizaveta Mikolayivna threw her earphones and sooner to hell.
I immediately. Anfisa yogo put it right into the socket and wonder, like a kilim dim ide.
Vira, - it’s like Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - why don’t you look after your sister?
Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - it’s like Vira, - we all follow her. І me, і Natasha, і Vitalik Єlisєєv. Navit by the paws її trimali. And she kicked the dust with her foot. We were not remembered.
Elizaveta Mykolaivna bandaged the saw with adhesive plaster, now you can’t see it anywhere. I like:
Oh, children, at once the older group went to spiv. Come out, the pool is rolling. I'm with you pіdemo tudi.
Hooray! - shouted the little one and the bathing suits of the hapati were beaten.
The stinks went to the room with a pool. The stench pishli, and Anfisa weeps, and I stretch my hands to them. It’s impossible to walk out of the blue.
Todi Vira and Natasha Grishchenkova helped me. The stench doubled the prask took that they carried it. And Anfisa was in order.
At the kіmnati, de swimming pool, it was the best. There kviti grew in dozhkah. Skrіz lay ryatuvalnі stake and crocodiles. І century boulders right up to the stele.
All the children, like a stribati, started at the water, only water dim pishov.
Anfisa tezh wanted water. She went to the edge of the pool and fell down! Just won't reach the water. Її Praska did not let me in. Vіn lying on the bed, and drіt did not reach the water. І Anfisa bіla stіni bovtaєtsya. Hanging out and crying.
Oh, Anfiso, I'll help you, - said Vira and forcibly threw off the edge of the pool. Praska went to the bottom and Anfisa sipped.
Oh, - shout Vira, - Elizaveta Mikolayivno, Anfisa don’t blame! Її Praska do not let!
Guard! cried Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Pirnaemo!
Vaughn was in a white dressing gown and in slippers, so she ran into the pool and shuffled. Vityagla praska, then Anfisa.
I seem to say: - Tsya a cunning fool tormented me so much, I didn’t wreck three wagons of a vugill with a shovel. 
Vaughn lit up Anfis in the stretch and all the ditlakhs from the pool distal.
All hang out swimming! At once, we all at once went to the music room and sang memo "Now I'm Cheburashka ..."
The lads were dressed like a jerk, and Anfisa was sitting so wet at the stretch.
They came to the music room. The children stood on the bench for a long time. Elizaveta Mykolaivna strength on a musical stool. And Anfisa, all together, was put on the edge of the piano, let it dry.
I Elisveta Mikolayivna began to grati:
I used to be a wondrous and immeasurable toy.
I suddenly felt - BLAM!
Elizaveta Mikolayivna is delighted to marvel on all sides. Vaughn didn’t BLAM. Vaughn started again:
I used to be a wondrous and immeasurable toy,
As far as the store...
I raptom again - BLAM!
“Why on the right?” Elizaveta Mikolayivna thinks. “Maybe the bear has settled in the piano? Is he tapping on the strings?”
Elizaveta Mykolaivna lifted the lid and marveled at the empty piano. Animal bears.
I start again grati:
I used to be amazing.
I'm back - BLAM, BLAM!
Nothing else! - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Already two FUCKING viyshlo. Children, you don't know why on the right?
The boys didn't know. And tse Anfisa, curled up in a prostrate, respected. It’s unfathomable to hang on, to blast BLAM on the keys and start again in the stretch of turf.
Axis what happened:
I'm being amazing
Igrashka nameless,
BLAM! BLAM!
As long as the store
Nothing is wrong
BLAM! BLAM! BOOM!
BOOM came to that Anfisa screwed up and fell off the piano. And all of a sudden they understood, the stars bleated with bleats.
After that in the life of the kindergarten, it was like a lull. Why Anfiska got tired of being tricky, why everyone respectfully marveled after her, but after insult she didn’t throw anything away. Just don’t rahuvati, there’s three spoonfuls of soup їla. Then she slept quietly at once from the mustache. Truth be told, I slept on a wardrobe. Ale with a stretcher and a pillow, how to fit. I didn’t pay daily miners with quotas for kimnat and didn’t pay for the director as a steward.
Elizaveta Mikolayivna calmed down. Less early. After noon there was an artistic vision. Elizaveta Mikolayivna said to the lads:
And at the same time, we all together take knives and from cardboard, we put up commissaries and hats.
The boys went together to take cardboard and knives from the table. Anfisi n_ cardboard, n_ knife did not stick. Adzhe Anfisa, like a bula, was unplanned, so unplanned and lost.
We take cardboard and we turn the circle. Otak, - Elizaveta Mikolayivna showed.
And all the lads, hanging out their tongues, began to look at the mugs. The stench came out like mugs, and th squares, trikutniks and mlins.
Where are my knives? cried Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Anfiso, show me your palms!
Anfisa, out of satisfaction, showed black dolons, they had nothing. And she hid her hind legs behind her back. Knives, obviously, were there. While the lads were making their mugs and goats, Anfisa was also making them with handmade material.
Everyone was so busy with their hats and commissars that they didn’t remember that the time had passed and the fathers began to come.
They took away Natasha Grishchenkova, Vitalik Elisiev, Borya Goldovsky. I axis tato Viri priyshov, Volodymyr Fedorovich.
How is mine here?
Good, - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - I Vira, and Anfisa.
Hasn't Anfisa done anything?
Yak didn’t get it? I got it, oh well. I sighed with tooth powder. Ledvezha didn’t rule. She shaved off the praska at the pool. I went to the chandelier.
Come out, don't take її?
Why don't we take it? Beremo! - said the whipper. - Axis at once mi mugs rіzhemo, but won't respect anyone.
Vaughn got up, and everyone cheered that she was sleeping at the mugs. І її old legs vibrate from the mouth of the mugs. 
Oh! - Said Elizaveta Mikolayivna, and sent her to her. And Tato took Anfisa and cut her knives. The stench is in her hind legs.
Eh, it's gone! - saying wine. - She zipped her own happiness. Bring you to sit at home.
Don’t get caught,” said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - We take її in a children's garden.
The lads shook, jumped, hugged. So the stench fell in love with Anfisa.
Tilki obov'yazkovo bring the doctor's advice! - said the whipper. - No child can go into the nursery without finishing.
Uspensky E., fairy tale "About Vira and Anfisa"
Genre: literary tale about creatures
Head heroes of the fairy tale "About Vira and Anfisu" and their characteristics
- Anfisa. Already alive and dopivlivaya mavpochka, pustunka.
- Vira. Little silly girl. Kind of fun. Namagaєtsya buti vіdpovіdalnoi.
- Batko. Teacher. Solid and cheerful.
- Mati. Reader. Calm and feisty.
- Granny. Kindness is kind. Original.
- Tato bring home a mother-in-law, as she was worthy of everyone, and she was able to go to the miner.
- Anfisa is sent at once from Viroa to the child's nursery, and Anfisa has already fallen in love with the children and the breeders.
- Anfisa is led to the clinic for tests and the stars turn like a right palm tree.
- Anfisa and Vira look after the school, it’s not enough not to be ruined by the road from the bakery, the power to fight for something else.
- Anfisa takes part in the labor day, and then at the school show "Three Musketeers"
- Anfisa wins the international competition of little ones and wins the crystal vase.
Good if the child grows at once from a home Vikhovanian.
Why read the fairy tale "About Vira and Anfisu"
A fairy tale to read a good remembrance to creatures, patience and turbot. Learn to forgive the creatures of their leprosy and do not take them close to the heart. That is why the joy of interbreeding with creatures outweighs all those squabbles, like creatures can make. Vchit be careful, do not play with sіrnikami.
Response to the fairy tale "About Vira and Anfisa"
A cheerful fairy tale was worthy of me. I literally fell in love with the desert girl Anfisa and no less beshket girl Vira. The stench was so friendly and all the windings ruled at once. Zvichayno trimati mavpochka at home is too troublesome, but so much fun. It became a shame for me to know that my fathers would never allow me to have a mavpa.
Adding to the fairy tale "About Vira and Anfisu"
Whoever has children has turboti.
Chim bi child did not hush, abi did not cry.
Give the children full freedom, you will cry yourself.
An apple in the apple tree falls not far.
Children are not in burden, but in joy.
Read a short essay, a short retelling of the fairy tale "About Vira and Anfisu" for sections:
History first. Anfisa took the stars.
In one place lived mother, tato, grandmother and girl Vira. Viri's fathers were school teachers, and grandmother was a retired school principal. But all the same, Vira grew unheard and loved to indulge. Vaughn seemed to slap one of the lads at the nursery with a shovel. Tato from the first drive was already embarrassed.
As if tato yshov moved the port, and there the foreign ship was roamed and the sailor was a black man, giving a muffin in a bag. Tato, out of satisfaction, took a mother-in-law, if it was clear what to give for free. The sailor issued his insurance policy and his business card.
Tato brought the mother-in-law home and ran after Vira with her grandmother, giving them a surprise.
Indeed, all the furniture in the apartment appeared to be turned upside down, and on the chandelier there was a mother-in-law.
Vira once hugged the mother-in-law, then she was worthy of getting out.
They began to think, how to name the mavpochka and the grandmother proclaimed to call її Anfіsa, that was the name of one її known, the yak mavpochka was similar.
Then Anfisa began to grow old. It appeared that Anfisa is everything - syrah and boiled potatoes, bread, sedentary, cleaning sedentary in paper and laying eggs. I fell asleep with an egg out.
And then my mother came and told me that Anfisa was just a toy. That one squashed her eyes and mother snarled. Vaughn marveled at the business card and said, it's good that the mummy is not wild.
Then they set up a mining experiment and gave Anfisa a miner. Vaughn pulled yoga on her head. Todі їy was given by another miner and Anfisa realized what the next step was. So she lost her life at the hut.
History of a friend. The first time at the children's garden.
On the coming day, Vira took Anfisa with her to the children's garden. The vikhovatelka was happy, because she believed that Vira had a brother and sister. Ale, if she succumbed to the mother, she believed that Vira had a negro. Papa explained that this is a mother-in-law, and he called the schogodini, twisted it, how to behave Anfisa.
The children once gave Anfisi different gifts. Anfisa took the gifts from Chotiri's hand and lay down on the bed. Then the children were strong, and Anfisa was crying. I had a chance to shake the spoons.
And then, after a lesson in cleanliness, that wigmaker showed the children how to brush with toothpaste and brush. Anfisa covered everyone with tooth powder. Then they tied her to the stiletto and Anfisa on two paws with a stilt on her back climbed onto the shafa and sat there, like a queen.
Sob Anfisa did not run її tied to praski, Anfisa included yoga in the merezha. Kilim sighed, but the widowmaker reminded me to burn.
Sweaty, they broke into the pool, and Anfisa did not drown the ice, for the tax was dragged to the bottom.
And then the children went to sleep a song about Cheburashka. And Anfisa tapped the piano with her paw.
Then we all slept and Anfisa, who was tired, also slept.
And after a dream, a lesson was learned. All the children spun around the paper, and Anfisa pulled the scissors at the winder and also spun from the handy material.
If tato came for Vira, the widowmaker added to you what Anfisa was doing, but she said, what to take a mother. Even after sleep, Anfisa behaved kindly. Then the spinner got up and it appeared that the whole bed was in mugs.
Ale, the vikhovatelka all the same virishila take Anfisa, but only said to bring the doctor's note.
History third. Yak Vira and Anfisa went to the clinic.
Papa and Vira brought Anfisa to the clinic. And there stood a right palm tree in a bowl. Anfisa swayed the palm tree, clapped her paws on it with all her paws, and stood up on her own. Nobody can beat Anfisa from the palm trees. No tato, no likar, no head likar. Only they themselves stick to Anfisia, then they chop all of them with their paws. And then Vira's axis tickled Anfisa and the mother-bud let everyone in, the palm trees.
The doctors sang Anfis directly from the palm tree. They took blood, listened with a hearing aid, Anfisa is healthy.
Ponys її tato on x-ray at once from a palm tree. And the likar shouts that Anfisia has flowers on her stomach, propagating with a magnet of distance. The father is being encouraged. Ale Anfisa raptom climbed the palms up the hill, and the flowers on the field were gone, the stench was nailed to the palms.
They began to think, how far they were, not letting Anfisa palm in and that's it. The head doctor should be navited by її at the clinic to get that white dressing gown to be seen.
Then the grandmother came and said that she couldn’t live without Anfisia. The head doctor should be healed, because Ima needed a tidy-box. Vіn having shaken the pen, but not shukav.
Tato loudly rozkriv Anfіsi rota і vityag z new handle, druk, dovіdki and other drіbnitsyu.
Tse virishilo all right. The doctors said that there were so many inaccuracies in them, and he was allowed to take Anfisa at once from a palm tree.
History fourth. Vira and Anfisa to go to school.
Like a children's garden, it curled up through a burst of pipes and tato virishiv take Anfisa and Vira to school. So youmu was calmer. Vіn having said Anfisi to lie at the bag, but Vira lied at the bag. Tato tse having seen and remembered the girls with missions.
On that day, a lot of teachers came to school with their children and killed all the children of the building of the school directors. And the headmaster of the school zіbrav kindergarten and becoming їm rozpoіdat tale about Baba Yaga from the Ministry of Education. The children sneered, and Anfisa stole a box and broke the light bulb.
Then the director, becoming a child, one by one in a different class, pick up.
Marusya took the dictation up to the 4th grade, Vitalik spent it on a geography lesson up to the fifth grade, and sent Vira and Anfisa to the zoology lesson at the 6th grade. Teacher Valentin Pavlovich told about domestic creatures and asked Vira to name the domestic creature. The girl said "Elephant". Then the reader, having become a teller, that this creature is alive with the grandmother, out with the whiskers, lagidna. Vira virishila, what a targan. Alechitel asked Vira to think. Todi Vira guessed - I didn’t.
Vera tatov was given two Antonchiks for a mathematics lesson - onuk to the head of state Antonov.
And here, before school, the commission from the rono came and she zdivuvalas, as if there was silence. The commission was puffed up, what is it - absenteeism chi epidemic? Ale, it turned out that in all schools there was a lesson "Help the young brother." The commission was left satisfied and navit virishila to conduct advanced education in other schools.
The history of the piat. Vira and Anfisa got lost.
Like a grandmother gave Vira pennies for a loaf of bread and a loaf of bread, and Vira and Anfisa broke to the bakery. At the bakery, Vira began to cook a loaf of bread, and Anfisa ate two. And then, if the cashier got up, she sat down at the cash register and began to see the checks for everyone who wanted to.
Vira brought Anfisa nadvir and lashed her to the railing. And up to the handrail the dog was tied by an unknown breed. І axis to come out of the baker's gut and to marvel at the dog insolently. The dog didn’t see him, rushed at the gut, broke the handrail.
Run in front of the gut, then the dog pulls the handrail, and behind the handrail Anfisa and Vira, that same boy, like a bag with a long loaf.
The gut reached the parkan, blinked at the crack, but the handrail at the dirk did not slip through.
Vira z Anfisa sang, marveling at an unknown place, they went where their eyes marveled.
After helping their militiaman, becoming a feeder to someone else and where to go. But Vira does not know her address. Good, that the policeman recognized a loaf of bread, they used to sell such a loaf in one bakery. When the policeman saw the girls go home, and the grandmother put yoga at the table. She hears the walkie-talkie - the transmissions are over the cicava.
And then they called the policeman here, they said the term on the vtik, the American delegation was green on the street, and the other could get home.
From that hour, Vira got her address.
History of the Shosta. Yak Vira and Anfisa served as the head assistant.
As if at the park, he had a conversation with the zoology teacher Vstovsky and that one, asking Vira and Anfisa to come to his lesson as an academic helper. The teacher wanted to plant a task for Viru and Anfisu and put a banana between them. If Anfisa shovels a banana, the teacher will explain to the lads that the mavpi is worried about vihovannyam.
Bananas were brought to the place at that hour, and everyone was carrying Anfisi bananas. Even though the whole refrigerator at the booth was full of bananas, but they didn’t give bananas.
So if Vira and Anfisa came to the lesson and the teacher put a banana between them, Vira immediately scrambled, and Anfisa turned back. To that, on the teacher’s supply, which a person looks at creatures, the lads were inspired, that a person is smarter.
Tue, Vira peeled the banana and ate half of it to Anfisi. And I’m a teacher, that I was inspired, having grown the whiskers, that a person is excited about mavpi tim, that he talks about others.
Then, the teacher, showing the little pithecanthropus and sleeping, who resembles that one. The schoolchildren wrote that the pithecanthrope is similar to the head of state Antonov, but the reader said that the pithecanthrope is similar to a human being, but it can hold a sokir in the hands. Adzhe lyudinu zrobiv pratsyu.
And now for food, what makes a person look like a creature, schoolchildren have confirmed that a person is a collective, and the mavpu is a conscience.
The history of the som. Vira and Anfisa will burn to extinguish.
On Saturdays, Vira and Anfisa were left with their grandmother, because my mother worked with her. The stinks loved to marvel at the television all at once. І os Anfisa broadcast a program about sirniki and pozhezhi. Vaughn immediately took the sirniki and shoved them at her mouth. The sirniki settled down and nothing could be set on fire with them. Todi Vira made the sirniki to dry with praskoy, so that the grandmother would not bark.
The sirniki dried up and fell off. And the grandmother said that the TV was not only showing an image after a while, and that the temperature conveyed the smell.
Ale, the grandmother realized why on the right and began to extinguish the fire. Vaughn poured a sprat of ceberus into the fire, and Vira and Anfisa helped. Ale didn’t get pinned down. Then granny phoned tatov. However, the tata was terribly ill - a commission from rono arrived before school.
Then the grandmother began to drag the speeches to the door, and Vira telephoned the firemen. The firemen came unexpectedly, and one fireman came to the windows. Grandmother patted yoga and virishila that it was evil spirits. Vaughn hit the burner with a frying pan, and then watered the granny with a hose to cool it down.
The firemen put out the fire quickly, and then they came with their mother. The stench healed, that they didn’t hurt anyone, and the sirniki hid the children.
History eighth. Vira and Anfisa make old doors.
As if in the evening, the father took the great old key from Anfisi's company. The stench realized that it is the key, then the doors are to blame, as if they were the key. And behind these doors can be buried treasures.
I all virish obov'yazkovo know tsі doors.
Papa, having hung at the school, was stunned, in which he told the one who knows the door half of what is behind the door. But no one knew the key and did not know the door.
And the tidy-keeper marveled at the key and said that you don’t need it for nothing, those who open the door behind it. What is there a mustache and skeletons, but there are no ganchir and mops there.
The tidy-house showed the door to be used, as if they had stumbled in the old life, in which they had started for the king. The teachers fixed the doors and stunned them in the sight of a burying.
Why wasn’t it there!
І two skeletons, voltmeters and other physical accessories, globes and other scientific aids. The teachers immediately wanted to pick up their belongings. Ale, the head of state rested. Vіn having said, that these words were chosen by the same father and that no one would be allowed to greet them.
Only if yoga was named after the father, Mitrofan Mitrofanovich, and they denounced at the lessons of the practice of dedication to the state, handing out toys to the teachers.
And Vera tatov gave a white wheel.
Tato brought the wheel to the house, and Vira got into the new one, and then Anfisa. And in the booth it immediately became calmer. Aje the girl fell in love with spending an hour at the Bylitsky wheel.
History nine. Labor day at the children's garden.
When Anfisa showed up, Vira fell in love with going to the nursery. Tim is better, that the caretaker Elizaveta Mikolayivna saw the cicava today.
The axis of the th day of the vihovatelka virіshila pogratsya at the labor day.
For the cob of the cob, they began to teach the children to pull from the mіstsya on the mіstse tsegli, moreover, Anfіsa bula was whole, and they put the yak in burdens. Ale Anfisa didn’t really want to lie tight and spent the whole hour jumping on burdens.
Then the widowmaker handed out to the children brushes and buckets with the head farboi, tobto from the great water. I began to read children farbuvati parkani. Ale Anfisa knew a saucepan with compote, they put a yak on the window to reach it, and she deprived the children's garden without licorice.
And then the bjoli and all the children and the vihovatelka flew to the compote to roar at the pool. Tilka Anfisa did not die and bit the bjoli її. Anfisa was blown away, she crawled up to the shafi and cried there.
There її i know Verіn tato. Having asked to take the mavpa to the zoo, all the children said that they should follow Anfisa to the zoo. Anfis happened to be deprived, and the children took up the selection.
History of ten. Vira and Anfisa take the fate of the vista
Before New Year's Eve, teachers at the school sang to put on the play "The Three Musketeers" for the students. Verin tato in the new Count d'Artagnan, and the teacher of zoology Vstovsky Count Rochefort. The stinks fought so well with swords that they beat them down.
I decided all the readers gave the roles, and remind the director. The teachers rehearsed a lot, and many rehearsals sometimes took Vira with Anfisa. Todi Anfisa strongly took part in the rehearsals. And most of all tsikavili podvіski queen, then Vera's mothers.
The first axis became mother and tatom before the performance, but there was no sign. The stench began to whisper pidviski in Anfisa, but Anfisa was led to a company. The spoon, which the fathers tried out of the Anfisi company, was simply overdone by the mavpa. Anfisu and Vira had a chance to take with them to school.
І axis play vistava. d "Artagnan goes to Beckingham for pіdvіski. The duke walks summarily and cannot know pіdvіski. Ale d" Artagnan seems to be a bachelor, like a pіvіski, the mavpa of the duke Anfison was in love with the company.
So d'Artagnan and brought the queen's pidviska at once with Anfison. The king immediately believed that pіdvіski in Mavpі. And Count Rochefort is silent. Vіn prinіs gorіkhіv and Anfisa began to shove them into her mouth, and sighed.
Success vistavi buv let's talk.
History Eleven. Vira and Anfisa to take the fate of the vista of a childish little one.
As if at the school, they voted a contest for a little child on the topic "Why I love my school." And all the little ones rushed.
Pasha painted the distant and beloved pirіzhki. Olena painted, like the gangsters carry a majestic computer. Two youngest class took the whole lesson at once by conducting tato Verin. Of course, taking Vira and Anfisa with me. The lads began to draw someone who can help. Anfisa tezh took a penzel and a farby, and then she spat on the canvas with violet farbs in front of her. Wishli stars. Todіvona dipped the brush at the red farb. And then a fly flew in the class and strength on the canvas. Anfisa hit the fly with a penzle and the sun shone in the picture. The fly flew over to another picture. Anfisa painted the sun on the picture of a winter day. And without a hitch, the children and the teacher were waving at the farbakhs.
Todi Anfisa was tied up and there she began to be little already calmly. Vaughn painted a lot of different speeches on the picture. And if Verin tato picked up robots, and recognized the little ones Anfisi, calling him "The teacher's good hand", then the little one was not only the sun of that star, but the thin human arm.
The first baby Anfisi was placed in the third place at the competition in Brazil. I sent a vase to Krishtal. And if the director of the school, after reading the shukati of Anfison Matthew, it turned out that it was Anfisa. І director buv duzhe radium, that our school of painting is such a garna, that it is miraculous to paint with us.
Little ones and illustrations before the fairy tale "About Vira and Anfisu"
Eduard Mikolayovich Uspensky
About the girl Vira and the mother Anfisa. Vira and Anfisa continue
About the girl Vira and the mother Anfisa
How everything started
Zvіdki Anfisa took
In one place lived a family - tato, mother, girl Vira and grandmother Larisa Leonidivna. That mother was school teachers. And Larisa Leonidivna was the director of the school, but she is retired.
In the same country of the world, one child does not fall a few of the most important pedagogical personnel! The first girl Vira is small enough to become a novice in the world. Aleone was dumb and unhearing. Now cursing to anger and more often to spovitat, then a succulent lad in a soviet nursery so that the scoop can be repaired.
Also, grandmother Larisa Leonidivna was always instructed by her - for a short distance of one meter. Get out of the defense of the President of the Republic.
Dad often says:
- Like I can teach other people's children mathematics, like I can't twist my own child!
Grandma stood up:
- Tse girl is primhly at once. Bo is small. And zroste, there will be no Susi lads beaten with a scoop.
- Get over there with a shovel to beat the shovel, - tato crossed.
Yakos tato ishov raised the port, de ship to stand. І bachit: one foreign sailor passed by us passing through the transparent package. And you go to marvel, fight, but don’t take it. Batko zatsіkavivsya, closer pіdіyshov. A sailor to you with pure English mine seems:
- Dear sir comrade, take the axis qiu live mavpochku. Її we are on the ship for the whole hour. And if її zakolisuє, you will always be vidgvinchuє.
- And how much will you need to pay for it? - Having asked tato.
- Nitrohi is not required. Navpaki, I will give you another insurance policy. Tsya mavpochka is insured. If you want to get drunk with her: if you fall ill, the insurance company will pay you a thousand dollars for it.
Tato, out of satisfaction, took the little mother-in-law and gave the sailor his business card. It was written on it:
“Matveev Volodymyr Fedorovich is a teacher.
Place Ples-on-Volz.
And the sailor gave you his business card. It was written on it:
Bob Smith is a sailor. America".
The stinks got angry, splashed one on the shoulder, and tried to write to each other.
Tato came home, but Viri and grandma couldn't. The stench at the kennel in the yard was playing. Having killed Tato's mavpochka, he ran after them. Bring them home and say:
- Wonder what a surprise I have prepared for you.
Grandma wonders:
- Like all the furniture in the apartment uphill, is it a surprise? And for sure: all the stools, all the tables and turn on the TV - everything in the apartment is set on the hill with your feet. And on the chandelier, a mother-bud hangs and licks electric light bulbs.
Vira how to shout:
- Oh, kitty-kitty, up to me!
Mavpochka gave her a quick shave. The stinks embraced, like two fools, they laid their heads on one shoulder and froze in happiness.
- What is your name? - Grandma asked.
“I don’t know,” like tato. - Capa, Tyapa, Bug!
“They don’t call dogs bugs,” it’s like a grandmother.
- Hai bude Murka, - it seems tato. - Abo Zorka.
“They know me, you know the gut,” the grandmother says. - And only cows sound like Dawns.
“I don’t know, then,” tato broke down. - Then let's think.
- And what is there to think! - like a grandmother. - We had one RONO supervisor at Yegor'evsk - a little mavpochka. They called її Anfіsa.
I named the mavpochka Anfisa in honor of one of the maids from Yegor'evsk. I immediately stuck to mavpi.
In the same hour, Vira and Anfisa, one and the same, saw one, and, holding hands, went to the room of the girl Viri, everything marveled there. Vira Yi began to show cradles and bicycles.
Grandma looked into the room. Bachit - Vira walk, great Lyalya hitaє. And after her on Anfisa's heels to walk and great vantage hit.
Anfisa is all so shaky and proud. He wears a hat with a pom-pom, a T-shirt on a puffball, and on the legs of a gum fox.
Grandma seems to be:
- Send, Anfiso, you are welcome.
Tato ask:
- What about? Adzhe grows well in our town, but bananas do not grow.
- There are bananas! - like a grandmother. - Let's carry out the experiment of cartography at once.
Vaughn put on the table cowbass, bread, boiled potatoes, osseledtsa, cleaning of osseledtsa in paprits and boiled eggs in a shell. She planted Anfisa at the high stile on the bells and seems to be:
- On your marks! Respect! March!
Mavpochka yak better їsti! Coiled cowbass, then bread, then boiled potatoes, then syrah, then peeled herring in paprika, then boiled an egg in a shell directly from the shell.
They didn’t catch looking around, like Anfisa, with an egg by her mouth, fell asleep on the chair.
Tato її zі stіltsya distav і on the sofa in front of the TV set. That's where my mother came. Mom came and immediately said:
- I know. Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin came before us. Price wine brought.
Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin was a military lieutenant colonel, and a police officer. Vіn already loved children and gave them great toys.
- Yaka charіvna mavpochka! Nareshti learned to work.
Vaughn took the muffin up to her hands:
- Oh, such an important thing. And what's wrong with her?
“Everything,” Tato said.
- Eyes crushing? "Mom, you say?
Mavpa threw herself like a mother! Mama yak scream:
- Oh, she's alive! Are the sounds out?
All of them were chosen by mothers, and explaining that, the stars of the mother-bud and how її sound.
- What will you breed? - Ask mom. - What documents does she have?
Dad showing a business card:
Bob Smith is a sailor. America"
- Thank God, hotch not street! Mom said. - And what is there?
“Everything,” Grandma said. - Navit papyr іz cleansing.
- A chi vmіє won koristuvatisya mountain worker?
Grandma seems to be:
- You have to try it. Let's do a mining experiment.
The miner gave Anfisa, she put a cloak over her head and became like a colonialist.
- Guard! - like mom. - It's a disaster!
- Check, - lock the grandmother. – My other mountaineer is a damo.
They gave Anfisya another miner. And she immediately guessed what was needed for him. And then everyone realized that Anfisa lives in them!
First time at the nursery
Vrantsі zazvichay tato vіdvodiv Vira in the nursery at the collective up to the children. And he himself virushav on the job. Grandmother Larisa Leonidivna went to the court house. I cut that shitty keruvati with a edge. Mom went to school to read. Where should Anfisu go?
The history of the first ZVIDKI ANFISA Took
In one place lived a family - tato, mother, girl Vira and grandmother Larisa Leonidivna. That mother was school teachers. And Larisa Leonidivna was the director of the school, but she is retired.
In the same country of the world, one child does not fall a few of the most important pedagogical personnel! The first girl Vira is small enough to become a novice in the world. Aleone was dumb and unhearing. Now cursing to anger and more often to spovitat, then a succulent lad in a soviet nursery so that the scoop can be repaired.
Also, grandmother Larisa Leonidivna was always instructed by her - for a short distance, one meter. Get out of defense of the president of the republic.
Dad often says:
Like I can teach other people's children mathematics, like I can't screw my own child.
Grandma stood up:
Tse girl is contagious at once. Bo is small. And zroste, there will be no Susi lads beaten with a scoop.
Beat them with a shovel as often as possible, - having crossed the tato.
As if tato ishov raised the port, de ships stood. І bachit: one foreign sailor passed by us passing through the transparent package. And you go to marvel, fight, but don’t take it. Batko zatsіkavivsya, closer pіdіyshov. A sailor to you with pure English mine seems:
Dear sir comrade, take the axis qiu live mavpochku. Її we are on the ship for the whole hour. And if її zakolisuє, you will always be vidgvinchuє.
And how much will you need to pay for it? - Having asked tato.
Not required. Navpaki, I will give you another insurance policy. Tsya mavpochka is insured. How to get drunk with her: if you get sick, the insurance company will pay you a thousand dollars for it.
Tato, out of satisfaction, took the little mother-in-law and gave the sailor his business card. It was written on it:
“Matveev Volodymyr Fedorovich - teacher.
Place Ples on the Volz.
And the sailor gave you his business card. It was written on it:
Bob Smith is a sailor.
America".
The stinks got angry, splashed one on the shoulder, and tried to write to each other.
Tato came home, but Viri and grandma couldn't. The stench at the kennel in the yard was playing. Having killed Tato's mavpochka, he ran after them. Bring them home and say:
Wonder what a surprise I have prepared for you.
Grandma wonders:
Like all the furniture in the apartment uphill, is it a surprise?
And for sure: all the stools, all the tables and turn on the TV set - everything is set up high with your feet. And on the chandelier, a mother-bud hangs and licks electric light bulbs.
Vira how to shout:
Oh, kitty-kitty, up to me!
Mavpochka gave her a quick shave. The stinks embraced, like two fools, they laid their heads on one shoulder and froze in happiness.
What is your name? - Grandma asked.
I don’t know, it’s like tato. - Capa, Tyapa, Bug!
They don’t call dogs bugs, it’s like a grandmother.
Hai bude Murka, - like tato, - chi Dawn.
They also knew my gut, - the grandmother says. - And only cows sound like Dawns.
Todi I don’t know, - having ruined tato. - Then let's think.
And what is there to think! - like a grandmother. - We have one zavіduvachka rono at Yegor'evsku - a little mavpochka. They called її Anfіsa.
I named the mavpochka Anfisa in honor of one of the maids from Yegor'evsk. I immediately stuck to mavpi.
In the same hour, Vira and Anfisa, one and the same, saw one, and, holding hands, went to the room of the girl Viri, everything marveled there. Vira Yi began to show cradles and bicycles.
Grandma looked into the room. Bachit - Vira to walk, the great Lyalya hita. And after her on Anfisa's heels to walk and great vantage hit.
Anfisa is all so shaky and proud. She wears a hat with a pom-pom, a T-shirt on a puffball, and on her feet a gum fox.
Grandma seems to be:
Send, Anfiso, you are welcome.
Tato ask:
And what? Adzhe grows well in our town, but bananas do not grow.
Like bananas there! - like a grandmother. - Let's carry out the experiment of cartography at once.
Vaughn put on the table cowbass, bread, boiled potatoes, syrah potatoes, osseledtsi, peelings in papyrus and boiled eggs in a shell. She planted Anfisa at the high stile on the bells and seems to be:
On your marks! Respect! March!
Mavpochka yak better їsti. Coiled cowbass, then bread, then boiled potatoes, then siru, then settled, then cleaned in papyrus, then boiled an egg in a shell right after the shell.
They didn’t catch looking around, like Anfisa, with an egg by her mouth, fell asleep on the chair.
Tato її zі stіltsya distáv і on the sofa in front of the TV set. That's where my mother came. Mom came and immediately said:
And I know. Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin came before us. Price wine brought.
Lieutenant Colonel Gotovkin was a military lieutenant colonel, and a police officer. Vіn already loved children and gave them great toys.
Yaka charіvna mavpochka. Nareshti learned to work.
Vaughn took the muffin up to her hands:
Oh, such an important thing. And what's wrong with her?
Everything, – having told tato.
Shattering eyes? "Mom, you say?
Mavpa threw herself like a mother! Mama yak scream:
Oh she's alive! Are the sounds out?
All of them were chosen by mothers, and explaining that, the stars of the mother-bud and how її sound.
What will be born? - Ask mom. - What documents does she have?
Dad showing a business card:
Bob Smith is a sailor.
America".
Thank God, hotch not street! Mom said. - And what is there?
That's it, Grandma said. - Navit papyr іz cleared.
And chi vmіє won koristuvatisya mountain worker?
Grandma seems to be:
Need to try. Let's do a mining experiment.
The miner gave Anfisa, she put a cloak over her head and became like a colonialist.
Guard! - like mom. - It's a disaster!
Check it, - lock the grandmother. - My other mountaineer is a damo.
They gave Anfisya another miner. And she immediately guessed what was needed for him.
And then everyone realized that Anfisa lives in them!
A friend's story FIRST TIME AT A CHILD'S GARDEN
Vrantsі zazvichay tato vіdvodiv Vira in the nursery at the collective up to the children. And he himself virushav on the job. Grandmother Larisa Leonidivna went to the sudіdnіy ZhEK in a dress cut that shitty keruvati. Mom went to school to read. Where should Anfisu go?
Yak kudi? - vyrishiv tato. - Let me go to the children's garden.
At the entrance to the young group stood the senior tutor Elizaveta Mikolayivna. Daddy said:
And we have a bonus!
Elizaveta Mykolaivna greeted and seemed to:
Boys, as a joy to our Viri, a brother was born.
Tse is not a brother, - saying tato.
Dear lads, Vira's family has a sister!
Tse is not a sister, - I said tato again.
And Anfisa turned her face to Elizaveta Mikolayivna. Vihovatelka zovsіm ruined:
Yaka joy. Vіry in Sim'ї Narodillan Negrin.
So no! - like tato. - Tset is not black.
Tse mawpochka! - like Vira.
And all the boys shouted:
Mavpochka! Mavpochka! Come here!
Can you hang out in a child's garden? - Ask tato.
Have a live kutochku?
Ni. Together with the lads.
Tse not to lie down, - it seems like a vihoventka. - Maybe your mother-bud is hanging on light bulbs? Chi vsіh b'є opolonik? And can you love the kvіtkovі mountaineers on kіmnati rozsipati?
And put you on a lancet, - zaproponuvav tato.
No way! - answered Elizaveta Mykolaivna. - It's so unpedagogical!
I wrote the stench like that. Papa to deprive Anfisa in a children's garden, but through the skin of the year call me - feed, how do you do it. Yakshcho Anfisa often throws himself as mountaineers or opolonik for the director of the bigati, I’ll immediately take it away. And if Anfisa will be kind, sleep, like a mustache of children, then forever deprive the child of the garden. Take it to the young group.
I tato pishov.
Children sharpened Anfisa and began to give it. Natalya Grishchenkova gave me an apple. Borya Goldovsky - a typewriter. Vitalik Elisef gave me a one-eared hare. And Tanya Fedosova - a book about vegetables.
Anfisa took everything. On the back of one hand, then the other, then the third, then the fourth. So, she couldn’t stand up anymore, she lay down on her back and put her belongings into her mouth.
Elizaveta Mykolaivna cry:
Children, for style!
The children were strong enough to fall, and the mother-kid was left lying on the bed. I cry. Then the vihovatka took її and planted him at her vikhovny stil. So, like paws at Anfisia were taken as gifts, Elizabeth Mykolaivna її had a chance to give a spoon.
The children fell asleep. I Elizaveta Mikolayivna said:
Today may be a great medical day. I'll teach you to brush your teeth and clothes, to make a cute tassel. Bring the leather up to the hands of the first toothbrush and the tube of toothpaste.
The boys picked out brushes and tubes. Elizaveta Mikolayivna continued:
They took the tube from the left hand, and the shield from the right. Grishchenkova, Grishchenkova, do not need a toothbrush to wipe the table.
Anfisi rejected neither the initial toothbrush, nor the initial tube. To that Anfisa bula zaiva, unplanned. Vaughn babbled that all the lads made such cicada sticks with bristles and so there were bananas, from which there were worms climbing, but in her they didn’t, and zahnikala.
Do not cry, Anfiso, - said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - The axis of the first jar with dental powder. The axis of you shield, vchisya.
Vaughn started the lesson.
Otzhe, they saw the paste on the brush, and they began to brush their teeth. Axis so, the beast to the bottom. Marusya Petrova, right. Vitalik Elisiev, right. Vera, true. Anfiso, Anfiso, what are you doing? Who told you that you need to clean your teeth on the chandelier? Anfiso, don't sip on us with tooth powder! Anu, come here!
Anfisa was audibly angry, and they tied her with a towel to the stiletto, so that she would calm down.
Now let's move on to the other right, - said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Until cleansing clothes. Take the shields from your hand. You've already been pissed off with powder.
In the meantime, Anfisa ran wild on the stilts, fell at once with him on the pidlog and fell on two paws with a stiletz on her back. Then I climbed on the shafa and there was strength, like a king on the throne.
Elizaveta Mikolayivna seems to the lads:
Surprise, Queen Anfisa Persha has appeared. Sit on the throne. Come and anchor us. Anu, Natalya Grishchenkov, bring me the greatest prask from the pra-suval.
Natalia brought prasko. Vіn buv is so great, that she fell for dearly. They tied Anfisa to hell with a dart from the electrician. Її hopping and bigalnist fell sharply. Vaughn became shchitilgati around the city, like an old hundred years ago, or like an English pirate with a cannon ball in the Spanish full in the Middle Ages.
Then the phone rings, tato asks:
Elizaveta Mykolaivna, how is my beast there, is it good to behave?
For the time being, it’s tolerable, - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - we її were hooked to praski.
Praska is electric? - Ask tato.
Electric.
Yak bi won yogo didn’t turn it on, - saying tato. - Azhe pozhezha will be!
Elizaveta Mikolayivna threw her earphones and sooner to hell.
I immediately. Anfisa yogo put it right into the socket and wonder, like a kilim dim ide.
Vira, - it’s like Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - why don’t you look after your sister?
Elizaveta Mikolayivna, - it’s like Vira, - we all follow her. І me, і Natasha, і Vitalik Єlisєєv. Navit by the paws її trimali. And she kicked the dust with her foot. We were not remembered.
Elizaveta Mykolaivna bandaged the saw with adhesive plaster, now you can’t see it anywhere. I like:
Oh, children, at once the older group went to spiv. Come out, the pool is rolling. I'm with you pіdemo tudi.
Hooray! - shouted the little one and the bathing suits of the hapati were beaten.
The stinks went to the room with a pool. The stench pishli, and Anfisa weeps, and I stretch my hands to them. It’s impossible to walk out of the blue.
Todi Vira and Natasha Grishchenkova helped me. The stench doubled the prask took that they carried it. And Anfisa was in order.
At the kіmnati, de swimming pool, it was the best. There kviti grew in dozhkah. Skrіz lay ryatuvalnі stake and crocodiles. І century boulders right up to the stele.
All the children, like a stribati, started at the water, only water dim pishov.
Anfisa tezh wanted water. She went to the edge of the pool and fell down! Just won't reach the water. Її Praska did not let me in. Vіn lying on the bed, and drіt did not reach the water. І Anfisa bіla stіni bovtaєtsya. Hanging out and crying.
Oh, Anfiso, I'll help you, - said Vira and forcibly threw off the edge of the pool. Praska went to the bottom and Anfisa sipped.
Oh, - shout Vira, - Elizaveta Mikolayivno, Anfisa don’t blame! Її Praska do not let!
Guard! cried Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Pirnaemo!
Vaughn was in a white dressing gown and in slippers, so she ran into the pool and shuffled. Vityagla praska, then Anfisa.
I seem to say: - Tsya a cunning fool tormented me so much, I didn’t wreck three wagons of a vugill with a shovel.
Vaughn lit up Anfis in the stretch and all the ditlakhs from the pool distal.
All hang out swimming! At once, we all at once went to the music room and sang memo "Now I'm Cheburashka ..."
The lads were dressed like a jerk, and Anfisa was sitting so wet at the stretch.
They came to the music room. The children stood on the bench for a long time. Elizaveta Mykolaivna strength on a musical stool. And Anfisa, all together, was put on the edge of the piano, let it dry.
I Elisveta Mikolayivna began to grati:
I used to be a wondrous and immeasurable toy.
I suddenly felt - BLAM!
Elizaveta Mikolayivna is delighted to marvel on all sides. Vaughn didn’t BLAM. Vaughn started again:
I used to be a wondrous and immeasurable toy,
As far as the store...
I raptom again - BLAM!
“Why on the right?” Elizaveta Mikolayivna thinks. “Maybe the bear has settled in the piano? Is he tapping on the strings?”
Elizaveta Mykolaivna lifted the lid and marveled at the empty piano. Animal bears.
I start again grati:
I used to be amazing.
I'm back - BLAM, BLAM!
Nothing else! - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Already two FUCKING viyshlo. Children, you don't know why on the right?
The boys didn't know. And tse Anfisa, curled up in a prostrate, respected. It’s unfathomable to hang on, to blast BLAM on the keys and start again in the stretch of turf.
Axis what happened:
I'm being amazing
Igrashka nameless,
BLAM! BLAM!
As long as the store
Nothing is wrong
BLAM! BLAM! BOOM!
BOOM came to that Anfisa screwed up and fell off the piano. And all of a sudden they understood, the stars bleated with bleats.
After that in the life of the kindergarten, it was like a lull. Why Anfiska got tired of being tricky, why everyone respectfully marveled after her, but after insult she didn’t throw anything away. Just don’t rahuvati, there’s three spoonfuls of soup їla. Then she slept quietly at once from the mustache. Truth be told, I slept on a wardrobe. Ale with a stretcher and a pillow, how to fit. I didn’t pay daily miners with quotas for kimnat and didn’t pay for the director as a steward.
Elizaveta Mikolayivna calmed down. Less early. After noon there was an artistic vision. Elizaveta Mikolayivna said to the lads:
And at the same time, we all together take knives and from cardboard, we put up commissaries and hats.
The boys went together to take cardboard and knives from the table. Anfisi n_ cardboard, n_ knife did not stick. Adzhe Anfisa, like a bula, was unplanned, so unplanned and lost.
We take cardboard and we turn the circle. Otak, - Elizaveta Mikolayivna showed.
And all the lads, hanging out their tongues, began to look at the mugs. The stench came out like mugs, and th squares, trikutniks and mlins.
Where are my knives? cried Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Anfiso, show me your palms!
Anfisa, out of satisfaction, showed black dolons, they had nothing. And she hid her hind legs behind her back. Knives, obviously, were there. While the lads were making their mugs and goats, Anfisa was also making them with handmade material.
Everyone was so busy with their hats and commissars that they didn’t remember that the time had passed and the fathers began to come.
They took away Natasha Grishchenkova, Vitalik Elisiev, Borya Goldovsky. I axis tato Viri priyshov, Volodymyr Fedorovich.
How is mine here?
Good, - like Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - I Vira, and Anfisa.
Hasn't Anfisa done anything?
Yak didn’t get it? I got it, oh well. I sighed with tooth powder. Ledvezha didn’t rule. She shaved off the praska at the pool. I went to the chandelier.
Come out, don't take її?
Why don't we take it? Beremo! - said the whipper. - Axis at once mi mugs rіzhemo, but won't respect anyone.
Vaughn got up, and everyone cheered that she was sleeping at the mugs. І її old legs vibrate from the mouth of the mugs.
Oh! - Said Elizaveta Mikolayivna, and sent her to her. And Tato took Anfisa and cut her knives. The stench is in her hind legs.
Eh, it's gone! - saying wine. - She zipped her own happiness. Bring you to sit at home.
Don’t get caught,” said Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - We take її in a children's garden.
The lads shook, jumped, hugged. So the stench fell in love with Anfisa.
Tilki obov'yazkovo bring the doctor's advice! - said the whipper. - No child can go into the nursery without finishing.
History of the third YAK VIRA AND ANFISU WENT TO THE POLYCLINIC
As long as Anfisa’s doctor’s advice was not small, they didn’t take him to the nursery. Vaughn lost her home. I Vira sat at home with her at once. And, of course, my grandmother was sitting with them.
True, the grandmother didn’t sit like that, as if by the reign of the begal. Now to the bakery, then to the grocery store for cowbass, then to the fish store for cleanings. Anfisa tsі clearing more for every sedentary loved.
І axis Saturday has come. Papa Volodymyr Fedorovich did not sleep before school. Vіn uzyav Viru and Anfіsu and to the polyclinic virushiv with them. Take away the proof.
Vіru vіn by the hand vіv, and Anfisa for masking virishiv by the vіzok plant. For a child, the population of the us microdistricts did not escape.
As soon as one of the lads named Anfiska, then after her the cherga was cherished, like after oranges. Already the boys in the city loved Anfiska. Ale, she didn’t spend an hour for nothing. While the lads were spinning around, taking them in their arms, passing them one to one, the vagrant would put her paws in the gut before them and waft the stars. With the front paws of the child, hold the child, and clean the intestines of the child with the rear paws. And all the fritters out in protective bears hoval. At home, erasers, badges, olives, keys, flares, bugs, coins, nipples, key chains, cartridges and folding knives were used in her company.
The axis of stench went to the clinic. Moved inside, by the vestibule. Navkolo everything is whiter than that glass. On the wall hang a merry story in a glassy frame: what with one lad bulo, if the vines are blighted mushrooms.
The second story is about an uncle, who delighted in himself with folk remedies: dried spiderworts, lotions from fresh sprinklings, and a heating pad from an electric kettle.
Vira seems to be:
Oh, what a funny uncle! Himself ill, but to burn.
Daddy explained:
Do not burn the wine. The heating pad boiled in the new carpet.
Raptom tato shouting:
Anfisa, Anfiso! Do not lick cry! Anfiso, did you put it in the urn?! Vera, take a vine and remember, be kind, Anfisa.
There was a majestic palm tree in the big window. Anfisa, like її, wobbled, so I rushed to her. She hugged a palm tree and stood up in a bowl. Tato tried її two hundred - nothing!
Anfiso, let it go, be a weasel, a palm tree! - Suvoro seems to be tato.
Anfisa is not allowed in.
Anfisa, Anfiso! - more suvorishe like tato. - Let go, be kind, tata.
Anfisa and Tata are not allowed in. And the hands in it are like bream from the hall. Here, at the noise, the doctor came from the courtroom.
What's on the right? Anu, mavpo, let the tree in!
Ale, the mother-bud did not let the tree in. Having tried її vіdchepiti - the doctor himself stuck. Papa seems more suvorish:
Anfisa, Anfisa, let it go, be kind, tata, let it go, be kind, palm tree, let it go, be kind, doctor.
Nothing to come out. Here is the head doctor of the arrivals.
Why is rich here? Why is the round dance of dovkola palm trees? What do we have - palm New River? Ah, here the mother of all trims! Now we can see.
After which tato already spoke like this:
Anfisa, Anfisa, let it go, tata, let the palm tree go, let it go, the doctor, let it go, the head doctor.
Vira took it and tickled Anfisa. Todі vnіh vіd let, okrіm palm trees. Vaughn hugged the whole palm tree with her paws, pressed her cheek against it and wept.
head doctor said:
I recently visited Africa as a cultural exchange. There are a lot of palm trees, bachiv and mavbud. There, on the skin of a palm tree, there is a mother-bud to sit. The stink one to one zvikli. And there are no yalinkas there. I protein.
A simple liquor having energized tata:
Have you brought a mummy before us? Was she sick?
Ni, - like tato. - Їy dovіdka is needed in a children's garden. Її need to follow up.
How can we do it, - it seems like a simple doctor, - why not go out into the palm trees?
So doslidzhuvatimemo, do not go under the palm trees, - saying the head doctor. - Call the chief fakhіvtsіv and zavіduvachiv vіddіlen.
І not a bar to the palm trees all the doctors went: the therapist, the surgeon, the ear-throat-nis. Anfisi blood was taken for analysis. Vaughn acted amiably. Calmly gave her finger and marveled, as if through a glass tube of blood from her finger to take.
Then the doctor-pediatrician heard through the gum tubes. Vin said that Anfisa is healthy, like a small engine.
They gave Anfis a request for an X-ray. Ale yak її lead, її її vіd palm trees do not tear? Todi tato and medicine from the X-ray room Anfis was brought to the office at once from a palm tree. They put її at once from a palm tree under the device, and the drug seems to be:
Breathe. Chi don't breathe.
Only Anfisa is not wise. Vaughn, now, go wild like a pump. Even the doctor suffered from it. Potim how to shout:
Father, she has flowers near her stomach!! I have one more! I now! Are you good with flowers?
Dad says:
Chi is not suitable for mi її flowers. I don't know myself.
Does she have flowers? - I think the X-ray doctor. - І how їх іz it is enough?
Potim vіn vіrishiv:
And let's give the lady a magnet for a skein. The colors stick to the magnet, and we can't stand it.
Ni, - like tato. - We won't give my magnet. She lives from the flowers - and nothing. And if it’s a magnet, it’s not clear what we’re going to see.
At this hour Anfisa climbed up the mountain with a palm tree. She climbed up the mountain like a twist of a glittering little thing, and the flowers on the spot were gone. І odі likar zrozumіv:
Well, the flowers are not in Anfisa, but near the palm trees. The nanny hung her dressing gown on them and the wind at night. - Vіn kazhe: - Thank God, your engine is healthy!
The next Anfisa with a palm tree was brought back to the hall. And all the doctors were elected to the consultations. They said that Anfisa was already healthy and that she could go to the nursery for children.
The head doctor directly bіlya dіzhki dovіdku writing i kazhe:
From i all. You can go.
And tato proves:
We can't. Because our Anfisa in the sight of your palm trees can be less bulldozed.
How about booty? - seems to be the head doctor.
I don’t know, it’s like tato. - Come to us with Anfisa, otherwise you will part with a palm tree.
The doctors all at once stood in groups, like the KVK team, and began to think.
You need to take a mother-kid - and that's it! - saying X-ray doctor. - You'll be the watchman at night.
My white bathrobe zshiemo. I won't help us! - said the pediatrician.
So, - having respected the head doctor. - Vaughn to steal a syringe from you with an injection, we all follow her in all the gatherings and hills of the bigati. And then we’ll get out with a syringe for some kind of tata from the firanka in the fall. And yakscho won with a syringe in some class to get a childish garden, drag it in a white coat!
Like a woman in a white dressing gown, just walk along the boulevard with a syringe, all our old people and crosswalks will stumble on the trees, - saying tato. - Give our mother your palm tree.
At one o'clock Grandma Larisa Leonidivna came to the clinic. Vaughn checked, checked Vira and Anfisu. Well, it didn't. Vaughn was worried. I once said to the head doctor:
If you take your mother's baby, I'll keep it from you. I can't live without Anfisia.
From i good, - seems to be the head doctor. - Tse everything is wrong. We need a cleaner. Ax you a fountain pen, write a statement.
Nothing, it seems. - I’ll go to the office right away, I have another one there.
Only wonder - there is no key. Papa explains to you:
Vіdkriv Anfіsi rota i zvichnym ruh svіdti distav a fountain pen, a key to the head doctor's office, a key to the office, de x-ray stand, a round druk for dovodok, a round mirror of the doctor's ear, throat, nose and his own lighter.
Like doctors, they all pumped, the stench said:
We have our own inaccuracies, so that our seals have disappeared! Take your little baby with our palm tree. Mi sobi new virostimo. We have a leading doctor to travel to Africa from a cultural exchange. Bring wine today.
Tato and the radiologist lifted the palm tree at once with Anfisa and put it in the carriage її. So the palm tree went off at the vіzku. If mother succumbed to the palm tree, she said:
For my botanical data, this palm tree is called Nephrolepis broad-leaved oxamite. In growth, it is more important to hang one meter per month. Nezabar won't grow up on the mountain to the sucid. I will have Nephrolepis richly superficial. Become our Anfisa on the palm trees on all the apartments and climb on top. Sit down, cleaning the settlers has been on the table for a long time.
History of the fourth VIRA TA ANFISU GO TO SCHOOL
Grandmother Larisa Leonidivna, with Vira and Anfisa, was tormented until the stench went to the childish garden. Vauna said:
If I was the director of the school, I learned.
I had to get up earlier for everyone, prepare food for the little ones, walk with them, bathe them, play with them at the nursery.
Vaughn continued:
Everything in my life was important: sometimes ruin, sometimes difficult times. And at the same time, it became important.
Vona did not know at all that the checks were from Vira and Anfisi. It is permissible to cook soup with milk. And Anfisa on the shafі pіdlogu pіdmіtaє. І grandmother's soup comes out smіtєviy, not milk.
And yesterday it was like a buzz. Vchora took poly miti, filled everything with water. Anfisa began to reconcile her mother's hustka. She didn't know the next hour. She left the hustki for a lien, the stench became wet, they pretended to be ganchirki. It happened to Khustka, to Viru, and to Anfisu Prati. And the strength in me is not the same. I'd rather go to the station as a cab driver... carry bears with cabbage.
Mom її calmed down:
One more day, and the stench will go to the garden. We have a proof of health, we only need little laces and an apron to buy.
They bought shoes and an apron. I tato early-vrantsі Viru z Anfіsa urochisto povіv near a child garden. More precisely, Vira was taken away, and Anfisa was carried in a bag.
They stink and sing, that the childish garden of the tract is closed. І write to hang great-great:
"CHILD GARDEN CLOSED ON THE BREAKING PIPE"
I would like to hear from the children and the animals again. Aletodі granny z home vteche. And having said to himself:
And I'll take them with me to school! And I will be calm, and for them a rose.
Vin took the girl by the hand, Anfisi punished the bag to get in - and pishov. T_lki vіdchuvaє shchos bag vázhka. It appeared that Vira got into the bag, and Anfisa was called barefoot. Tato Viru is called vitrusive, and Anfisa is stuffed into a bag. That's how it got tougher.
Before school, those other teachers went with their children, and the head of state Antonov and Antonchik onuks. The stench tezh went to this pipe-producing childish garden. The children were too rich - ten people, the whole class. It’s more important for schoolchildren to walk around and rush about, as if stunned. Children stuck to their tat and mothers - do not drink. And teachers need to go to class.
Then the oldest reader, Serafima Andriivna, said:
We bring all children to the teacher's room. I ask Pyotr Sergiyovich to sit with them. There are no lessons in the new lesson, and the teacher is guilty of additional information.
The first children were taken to the teacher's room of Peter Sergiyovich. That's the headmaster of the school. Vіn buv duzhe dosvіdchenim teacher. Bo once said:
Guard! Only not tse!
But the father, that Seraphim Andriivna, began to ask:
Petr Sergiyovich, well, be kind. Less than two years!
At the school, the calls were made, and the teachers at their class failed to give lessons. Petro Sergіyovich was covered in little ones. I once gave them toys: pointers, a globe, a collection of minerals from the Volga and other things. Anfisa scrambled the toad in alcohol and began to look at it with a flicker.
And if the little ones didn’t nudge, Petro Sergiyovich began to tell them a fairy tale:
Baba Yaga lived in one Ministry of National Education.
Vira once said:
Oh, scary!
For the time being, - said the director. - Wrote her sobі one time vіdryadzhennya, the strength on the mіtla i flew in one small place.
Vira again seems to be:
Oh, scary!
Nothing like that, - like the director. - Vaughn did not fly to our place, but to another ... To Yaroslavl ... She flew to one school, came to the younger classes ...
Oh, scary! Vira continued.
So, scary, - the director waited a while. - I say: “Where do you have a plan for the grade-by-grade work of young students?! Let's yoga here, otherwise I'll kill you!
Vira here wrinkled her appearance, like a peach brush, to cry. But the director had earlier realized:
Don't cry, little girl, don't call anyone out!
Nobody. Mustaches are gone. I didn’t know how to find a director in this school... Why are you, kindergartners, sensitive! How are the fairy tales lakayut for you, what is it really for you to destroy your life?
Pіslya tsygo Petro Sergіyovich handed out books to kindergarten students and vouchers. Read, marvel, wiggle, paint.
Anfisi duzhe tsikava the book came out: "The plan of the pioneer work of the 6th "A"". Anfisa read, read ... Then it didn’t fit, and she got the whole plan.
Potіm їy fly was not worthy. Tsya fly kept knocking at the window, wanted to break it. Anfisa grabbed a pointer and followed it. A fly landed on a light bulb, Anfisa, like a fly, grab! .. It became dark in the teacher's room. The children screamed, puffed. Petro Sergiyovich realized that the hour of decisive entry had come. Vіn vivіv children from the teacher's and becoming one child to the skin class zapihati. The classes have such joy rozpochalas. You show, only the teacher said: “I’ll write a dictation for you at once,” and then they push the child to the class.
Mustache girl groan:
Oh what a little one! Oh, what a pereljakanenky! Boy, boy, what's your name?
The teacher seems to be:
Marusya, Marusya, whose ty? Did they give you a hint that you got lost?
Marusya herself is definitely not impressed, so she starts to wrinkle, to cry. Todі vchittel її in his arms, taking i kazhe:
The axis of you is a piece of crady, draw a bowel in a kutka. And we write the dictation.
Marusya, zvichayno, started carabiti in the bunker of the doshka. She had a snuffbox with her tail. And the teacher began to dictate: “Autumn has come. Mustache children were sitting at the hut. One boat sailed near the cold Kaluga ... "
Give respect, children, to the end of the words “at the house”, “at the Kalyuzh”.
And then Marusya is crying.
What are you, girl?
Skoda ship.
So i did not go far at the fourth "B" to conduct a dictation.
The fifth "A" has geography. To the fifth "A" Vitalik Єlіsєєv got away. Vin is not noisy, not shouting. Vіn respectfully hearing about volcanoes. And then we slept with the reader Grishchenkova:
Bulkan - to roll the rolls?
Vira and Anfisa were sent to the teacher Valentin Pavlovich Vstovsky for a lesson in zoology. Vin the fourth-graders about the creaturely light of the middle smog of Russia rose. Vin said:
We do not have Anfisi foxes. We have elks, wild boars, deer. From intelligent animals, beavers are beavers. The stench live by small rivers and can row rowing huts.
Vira listened respectfully, she marveled at the pictures on the walls.
Anfisa also listened respectfully. And she thought:
“Yak garna handle on the wardrobe. Yak bi її lick?
Valentin Pavlovich became about domestic creatures of rozpo_dat. Vіn saying Vіrі:
Vira, name the house creature for us.
Vira once said:
Teacher їy pіkazuє:
Why an elephant? An elephant in India is a creature, but you name ours.
Vira movchit and shove. Todi Valentin Pavlovich became the first to tell:
The axis at home at the grandmother lives such a lag_dniy from the bushes.
Vira immediately understood:
Targan.
But no, not a targan. And such a caressing budinok is alive with a grandmother ... with whiskers that tail.
Vira then understood everything and said:
Didus.
Mustache schoolchildren made such grim noises. Valentin Pavlovich himself did not get involved and smiled strimanously.
Dyakuyu toby, Viro, and tobi, Anfiso, such. You have already chewed on our lesson.
And before Vera Tat, two Antonchiks were put into an arithmetic lesson - onuks to the head of state Antonov.
Tato negainno їх at the right let go.
From point A to point B, go pishohid. Axis ti... what's your name?
You, Alyosha, you will be pishohid. And to you nazustrich from point B to point A go vantazhivka ... What do you call?
Sergei Antonov!
You, Sergius Antonov, you will be a vantazhivka. Anu, how do you goggle?
Sergiy Antonov torokhtiv miraculous. Ledve Alyosha without crushing. Learners mittya virishy zavdannya. Everything became clear to him: like a vantazhivka, like a pishohid, and that the stench is not in the middle of the way, but the first party. That's why the vantage is more suitable for you.
Everything would be good, but here, before school, the commission of rono was sent. People have come to check the school's work.
We went, and the school was quiet, like a couple of praski. The stinks were instantly alert. Tse buli two tіtki and one quiet boss from the portfolio. One tіtka bula dovga, like two. And the other one is low and round, like a chotiri. Her appearance was round, her eyes were round and the other parts of her body were like a pair of compasses.
Dovga titka seems to be:
How could it be, how could the school be so quiet? I have never had such a thing in my long life.
The quiet boss admitted:
Is it possible that there is an epidemic of influenza at the same time? Why should all schoolchildren sit at home? More precisely, to lie like one.
There is no such thing as an epidemic, - a round titka. - What fate the flu was told in a flash. I read in the papers. We bought new faces from the world doctors and gave injections to everyone. Whom they injected, that five years for the flu is not ill.
For a long time, the titka thought:
Perhaps there is a collective absenteeism and all the lads, like one, at the cinema flowed "Doctor Aibolit" marveling? And maybe, teachers to go to lessons with kiykas, our students began to bark and the children to sit quietly, like bears?
You need to drink and marvel, - the chief said. - One thing is clear: it’s so quiet at the school, after all, the school is in disorder.
The stench went to school and into the first class, when they got caught, they tucked themselves in. Surprise, there the boys of Borya Goldovsky honed that waving:
Why, boy, are you so nevmity?
I am chocolate iv.
Why, boy, such a mess?
I climbed into the wardrobe.
Why, boy, so sticky?
I'm sitting on a dance with glue.
Come on, boy, we'll put you in order. Vmiёmo, combed, clean the jacket.
Commission in the specialty of the special request:
And why is it a third-party at the lesson?
The teacher of my class was Verina's mother. Won say:
Tse is not a third party. Tse is the head assistant. At the same time, we have a busy day after class. Practice lesson.
Commission for the first time in the special round titka again ask:
Yake such a good job? How is it called?
Verina's mother, Natalya Oleksiivna, seems to be:
It is called "Looking after the young brother."
The commission suddenly stalled, quieted down. And the quiet boss feeds:
What is the lesson at all schools?
Zvichayno. In our country, it went out, like a call: “The look after the young brother is a brown mustache!”
The committee was somewhat calm. Quietly, so quietly, I came to the teacher's school as far as the director.
In the teacher's silence and grace. The chief helpers lie crookedly like lying down. And the director to sit that vіdomostі on uchnіv zapovnyuє.
The Quiet Boss said:
We take you. Tsevi had a great time with their young brother. We are now such a ruh in all schools.
And the old lady said:
With a young brother - everything is miraculous. And how do you do it with a hard work? Give me soon "Plan for the work of young students".
Petro Sergiyovich wrinkled his face like a peach brush.
History
Tata and Mami Viri and my grandmother had a nice apartment - three rooms and a kitchen. I grandmother spent the whole hour tі kіmnati pіdmіtal. She will commemorate one room, arrange everything according to the missions, and bring Vira and Anfisoya into another mess. Throw the toys, turn the furniture over.
Dobre bool, if Vira and Anfisa were painted. Tilki at Anfisia's zvichka bula - shopit an oliv and almost paint on a stele, sitting on a chandelier. She had the same carols - you'll be amazed. After a skin session, I want to start again. That grandmother with a brush and that toothpaste after її lessons, the painting of zі drabini did not climb.
They came up with an olive for Anfisia to tie on a skein to the table. Vaughn quickly learned to have a bite to eat. The motuzka was replaced with a lancelet. On the right, she wrote faster. The maximum shkodi was for the one who Anfisa was an olive and gave a company of her own in a variety of colors farbuval: now in red, then in green, then in orange. How to smile over there with such a rich pasture, you immediately realize that she’s not a little mother, but an alien.
Ale, all the same, everyone loved Anfisa ... Navit did not understand why.
Like a grandmother, it seems:
Vera and Anfisa, you are already great! Nate you karbovanets, go to the bakery. Buy bread - half a loaf and a whole loaf.
Vira already healed that they gave me such an important hand-in-hand and shook it out of joy. Anfisa tezh zastribala, more Vira zastribala.
I have a dribnitsa, - said the grandmother. - The axis for you is twenty-two kopecks for a loaf and sixteen for a black loaf.
Vira took the baguette pennies in one hand, and the loaves went in the other. Even she was afraid of getting them mixed up.
At the bakery, Vira began to think, what kind of loaf to take - simple or with rodzinki. And Anfisa immediately hoarded two batoni, and then she began to think: “Oh, how lucky! Whom would they hit on the head with them?
Vira seems to be:
You can’t chop bread with your hands and wave it. Bread needs to be shaken. Anu, put it on the plate!
But Anfisa doesn't remember, she knew them. Vira herself laid it on the same day and thought far away, like їy buti, - my grandmother did not say anything about rodinki.
Kasirka stepped in for a second. Here Anfisa is like a streak in the middle of nowhere, like more often than not everyone can see the checks for kilometers.
People marvel at her and do not recognize:
Marvel at how our Mary Ivanovna withered! Why is the cashier at the trade of the robot important!
Vira helped Anfisa at the cash desk and the store її termіnovo:
You can't act like a human being. Sit here, you're punished.
I fastened її foot to the handrail of the window. And up to this handrail the dog was tied by an unknown breed. More precisely, all at once. Anfisa and let's look like a dog in front of them.
From the kramnitsі kіshka came out. And the dog with all its breeds cannot endure the guts. Not only that, the gut has gone, that one is so important, nibi won - the director of the store and the head of the head office for selling sausages.
Vaughn looked at the dog and marveled at the dog, it wasn’t a dog, but like that, the stump was gone.
The dog did not show off, he gathered at the heart in such an animality and like a raven for the gut! Navіt handrail vіd kramnitsі vіdіrvala. And for the handrail Anfisa was trimming, and for Anfisa Vira was gathering. And all the stinks are ticking at once.
Vzagali, Vira and Anfisa didn’t get anywhere, it just happened like that.
From rushing along the streets of the process - in front of the gut, it’s not so attached and important, after it the dog of all times, after it, then we follow the handrail, for which Anfisa is trimming, and for Anfisa Vira to live, as soon as she grabs her long loaves in a string bag.
Live Vira and be afraid of your shopping bag as a granny. Grandmother didn’t hook it up, but one schoolboy of the middle classes fell into a hot string bag.
And I ran after them as if sideways, even though I didn’t get anywhere.
With rapture, the gut swayed the parkan in front of it, and in the parkan, a dirka for the trigger. Kіshka there yurk! The dog followed the handrail behind him, but Vira and Anfisa did not get into the dirka, the stench hit the parkan and rattled.
The middle class student saw them, grumbling about the middle class, pishov, robiti lessons. And Vira and Anfisa were left alone in the midst of the great place.
Vira thinks: Good, we have bread from ourselves. We won’t perish at once.”
I sent the stench wherever you look amazed. And the eyes in them marveled at the poor man at the goydal and the different weeping on the walls.
Axis go stink together, do not hurry, holding hands, look at the place. And the troubles themselves are scary: where are the houses? De tato? Where is mother? Where is granny from obidom? No one knows. I Vira begins to cry a little and sob.
And here before them the militiaman pidijshov:
Hello, young people! Where are you going?
Vіra vіdpovіdaє yoma:
We go on all sides.
Are you coming? - Ask the policeman.
We go from the bakery, - it’s like Vira, and Anfisa shows me on a loaf in a string bag.
Hello, do you know your address?
Well, we know.
What is your street?
Vira thought, and then it seems:
Pershotravneva street named after Persh Travn on the Zhovtnevy highway.
Zrozumilo, - like a policeman, - but what kind of house?
Tseglyana, - like Vira, - with a mustache.
The policeman thought about it, and then he said:
I know de your budinok shukati. Such soft batons are less likely to be sold in one bakery. At Pylypivsky. Tse on the Zhovtnevy highway. Go there, and you'll see.
Vіn got your radio transmitter to hand and said:
Hello, chergovy, I know two children here at the city. I'll take them home. I will leave my booth in time. Someone came to replace me.
Chergovy youmu vіdpovіv:
I will not force anyone. I have pіvdivіzії on potatoes. Nothing can pull your booth. Let it stay like that.
I sent the stench in the mist. The policeman asked:
Vmіyu, - like Vira.
What is written here? – Vіn pointing to one poster on the wall.
Vira read:
“For young schoolchildren! "Pepper Boy".
And this boy is not thick-peppered, but guta-percha, humovy means.
Aren't you a young schoolgirl? - Having asked the policeman.
No, I go to the kindergarten. I am top. I Anfisa summit.
Raptom Vira shouted:
Oh, that's our house! We have come a long time ago!
The stench rose to the third over the steel of the door.
How many times to call? - Ask the policeman.
We are not far from the call, - it seems Vira. - We knock with our feet.
The policeman tapped his feet. Grandmother looked and snarled like:
Їx already arrested! What the hell did they do?
No, granny, the stench didn’t make anything. Von got lost. Take it off and write it down. And I pishov.
No, no more! - said the grandmother. - What a nevіchlivy! I have soup on the table. Sit with us. I drink tea.
The policeman navit was ruined. Wine is brand new. They didn’t say anything about me at the police school. They learned that they were working with evildoers: like their brothers, where to go. And they didn’t say anything about soup, about tea, with grandmothers.
Vіn ??? And for the whole hour they said:
Respect! Respect! All posts! On the zamіskom shose bus іz pensioners z'їhav at the ditch. Add a vantage-tractor.
More respect. I’m free to ask for a car to go to the street of Chekhov’s writer. There, two old women carried a valise and forces on the prozhdzhiy part.
Grandma seems to be:
Oh, yakі you have cіkavі radio programs. Tsіkavіshe, nizh on TV and on “Mayak”.
And the radio reminds me again:
Respect! Respect! Respect! Vantazhivka-tractor skasovuєtsya. Pensioners themselves took the bus out of the ditch. І s grandmothers all harazd. Zagin shkolyariv, scho passing, vіdnіs valіzi i granny to the station. Everything is bad.
Here everyone guessed that Anfisi had been silent for a long time. To marvel, and turn around in front of the mirror, reconcile the policeman's pocket.
At the same time, the radio seems to be:
Policeman Matveenko! What are you doing? Are you on duty?
Our policeman pulled himself up and seemed:
I'm on duty! At the same time, another one will go straight to his booth.
Dodatimete to a friend at home! – having told youmu chergovy. - Negaino turn to the post. Immediately took the American delegation along. It is necessary for them to give a green street.
Natyak sensible! – said our militiaman.
Tse is not tight! Tse order! - suvoro vidpoviv chergovy.
I militiaman Matvєєnko pishov to his settlement.
From that hour, Vira reminded her of her address: Pervomaisky Provulok, Budinok 8. Order from Zhovtnevim Highway.
History of Shost YAK VIRA TA ANFISA SERVED THE PRIMARY ASSISTANT
Nikoli didn’t bother in the booth. Anfisa gave everyone a job. Then in the refrigerator, the hall and the air are filled with frost. Grandma scream:
White bastard from the refrigerator!
Then get into a wardrobe with clothes and look in a new outfit: a jacket pulled to the ground, a scarf on a bare foot, knitted caps in the form of a woman’s scarf, and a bra shortened above the cim at the waist.
How to get out of the shafi in your chosen clothes, how to walk along the kilim with the view of a European fashion model, wagging with all its paws, - hoch stiy, hoch fall! And you need to put things in order at the shafi for a whole year.
To that Vіru and Anfіs for the first opportunity they put them on the street. Even more often with them tato gulyav.
As if walking with Vira and Anfisa at the children's park. Behind them is Tatov's comrade, a teacher of zoology Vstovsky Valentin Pavlovich. I walked Yogo Donka Olechka.
The fathers were moving like two English lords, and the children were jumping in different sides. Then Anfisa took both of them by the hands and stood on their fathers, as if on a Goidal, hitting.
In front of you is the seller with the help of sacks. Anfisa like roaming, like huddling behind the scenes! The seller grinned and threw. Anfisa suffered an alley on the sacks. Ledve tata її overtook and in the cul-de-sac were drunk. And I had a chance to buy three lusnut kuli from the seller. Even cover the shelled kupuvat. Natomist seller mayzhe not barking.
Here Valentin Pavlovich seems to be tatov:
You know what, Volodymyr Fedorovich, give me, be kind, Viru and Anfis for one lesson. I want a lecture for sixth graders to learn about people's journey.
Tato on tse vіdpovіdaє:
I will give you Anfisa, and take your daughter. You have it yourself.
I call it not like that, - it seems Vstovsky. - My mother's name is not disturbed. Bachish, the stench of insults hanging on the head down to the bottom. And your Vira is a strict girl. You can see right away that she is smart for the little girl. And the grudge for science will be great.
Tato for the sake of tsієї koristі after a while. Tilki asleep:
And what will the lecture be like?
Yak axis. Bananas were brought from our place. I'll put a banana on the table, Anfisa Yogo I'll take a nap, and Vira sits quietly. I'll tell the lads: Bachete, what does a person like Mavpi think about? I don’t think, and I don’t think only about bananas, but about those, how they behave, even more people.”
Perekonlivy butt, - saying tato.
And bananas were brought to the place of truth, all of a sudden for a price of five.
Ce Bulo is simply holy for the place.
Indeed, all the people at the city bought bananas. Some in a string bag, some in a polyethylene bag, some just in the gut.
And all the people came to the booths before the Veriny Batkiv and said: “We don’t need bananas, and your Anfisa will be lost without them. Won for bananas nudguє, yak mi for pickles.
Їzh, їzh, girl ... that's a beast!
Tato put the bananas in the refrigerator, my mother cooked jams from them, and grandmother Larisa Leonidivna dried them over the stove, like mushrooms.
And if Vira pushed her hands to the bananas, they said sternly:
Tse not you, Tse Anfisi brought. You can do it without bananas, but you won’t.
Anfisa bula is literally stuffed with bananas. I went to sleep with a banana at my mouth and with a banana at my skin paw.
And the lie took them to a lecture.
The class has a great teacher Vstovsky and two classes of sixth graders. All sorts of cries were hung on the wall on the topic: “What is life on Earth, and the stars have come.”
Weeping for our baked planet, then chilled the planet, then the planet covered by the ocean. Let's sweat the boules of the little ones of the sea micro-life, the first ribs, the potion that whimpers on land, pterodactyls, dinosaurs and other representatives of the ancient animal habitat of the Earth. The purpose of the poem was about life.
Vchitel Valentin Pavlovich planted Vira and Anfisa for his style and gave a lecture.
Boys! There are two people sitting in front of you. People and Mavpa. Nini mi experiment will be carried out. Shchob roznitsyu mіzh people and mavpoya. I take the axle out of my briefcase and put a banana on the table. Wonder what you will.
Vin distav banana and lay on the table. And here comes a delicate moment. Mavpa Anfisa in the shape of a banana has turned back, and Vira is a trap yogo!
Vchitel Vstovsky bub vrazheniy. Vіn not ochіkuvav vіd Vіri such vchinku. Ale prepared food at the new lips zirvalo:
Why, lads, do people look like mavpi?
The lads immediately shouted:
People are smarter!
Vchitel Vstovsky sіv on the front desk I disguised myself up to the dosh and huddled behind his head. Guard! Ale, at that moment, Vira peeled the banana and Anfis cut the little piece. The teacher was once again resurrected:
No, lads, it’s not the people who look like the mother’s buds who think about what they think more, but, what they think about other people. About others, about friends, about comrades. Lyudina is a collective identity.
Win turned to the class:
Anu, we all marvel at crying! Tell me, who is the pithecanthrope similar to?
The lads immediately shouted:
To the head of state Antonov!
Ni. Vin looks like a human. The new one has a juicer in his hands. And sokira - tse already zasіb collective pracі. We chop wood for the house, bitches for bagatta. People bіlya bagattya all at once grіyutsya, pіsnі svіvayut. Vcheni seem to have done a lot of work to a person. Von have mercy. Having created a team of people!
The schoolchildren vibrated the company. Nothing special - your school teacher knows better than everyone else!
And the first people marvel at the sixth-graders, that, yes, they themselves tell about themselves.
Father, why is there a difference between people and mavpo? - Having asked the teacher Vstovsky.
The class has the most stupid lad, but the most visible, Vasya Yermolovich. Win shout:
Mavpa sit at the zoo, and people walk at the zoo!
What are your other thoughts?
Є! - Shouting the firm triplet Pasha Gutiontov. “Lyudin is a collective, and Mavpu is nature.
Well done! - teacher Vstovsky calm down. As a hard trinity, we have acquired the material, otherwise we will comprehend the language, but then, we will comprehend better.
Thank you, Vira and Anfisa!
I class having filled up Vira and Anfisa with gifts: igniters, chewers, bag handles, a pistol with suction cups, gums, pencil cases, glass bags, light bulbs, a nut, a bearing and other things.
Vira and Anfisa came home importantly. More bak: they read a whole lecture through them! The stinks, in spite of their importance, about all sorts of inconsistencies, forgot about it, and for the whole day until evening they were good. And then we rose again! The stench slept by the wardrobe.
History of the family
That mother was practicing at the school on Saturdays. For schoolchildren, bіdnі, they study on Saturdays ... And the child nursery did not work on Saturdays. To that, Vira and Anfisa were sitting at home with their grandmother.
The stinkers loved to sit at home with their grandmother on Saturday. Mostly the grandmother sat, and the stench spent the whole hour stribal and climbed. Even more stinks loved watching TV. Grati for those who show on TV.
For example, sit granny and sleep in front of the TV, and Vira and Anfisa її bandage up to the style with tape. The same film is about a spy gun's life.
If Anfisa is sitting on the wardrobe, and Vira is watching her with a veil, then they will show a film about war. And if Vira and Anfisa are dancing the dance of little swans, then it is clear that there is a concert of artistic self-discipline.
As if on Saturday, the broadcast of the bula was heard: “Have sirniki for children.” Transmission for fire
Anfisa bobbed like an ear of transmission, went to the kitchen and knew the sirniki and stuck it in her cheek.
Sirniki have become wet, you can’t burn them any more. They cannot ignite gas. For getting wet sirnikiv, you can fly in from your grandmother.
Vira seems to be:
Sushitimemo.
Vaughn took the electric power and began to drive along the sirniks. The sirniki withered, flared and smoked. Grandmother threw herself in front of the TV set. Bach, it’s hot at the TV, and the hut smells of dim. Vaughn thought: “What a waste of technology! On the television, it’s not only the colors that are transmitted, but the smell.
The fire has grown. The khatі zovsіm became squishy. Grandma threw herself again:
Oh, - it seems - they are already transmitting the temperature!
And Vira and Anfisa, from the perelaku and lizhko, hid. Grandmother ran into the kitchen, began to carry water in pots. Dzhe richly vodi vila - three pans, but after a while you can’t smell it. Grandmother began calling to school:
Oh, we're hot!
Daddy says:
We are so hot. Three commissions came to a head. From the region, from the district and from the center. Success and recognition are distorted.
Grandma then began to speak at the pіd'їzd of wine - spoons, teapots, cups.
Todi Vira z-pіd lizhka wilіzla і telephoned before the fire command on the phone 01. І kazhe:
Pozhezhni uncles, we have pozhezha.
And where are you, girl, do you live?
Vira vіdpovidaє:
Pervomaisky provulok, budinok 8. Poruch from Zhovtnevim highway. Khisty microdistrict.
Ask a friend to ask:
Histy microdistrict, what is it?
Tse vіsіnadtsyaty, - vіdpovіdaє that. – We don’t have any others.
Divchinko, check on us, - saying the fireman. - Vizhdzhaemo!
The firefighters sang their anti-fire song-anthem and rushed to the car.
And in the hut it became very stingy. Already the firanks fell off. Grandmother Vira took her by the hand and pulled her out of the apartment. And Vira rests:
I won't go without Anfisia!
And Anfisa goes to the bath, takes water in her mouth and piers on the fire.
I had a chance to show Anfisi a lance. Vaughn was more afraid of the fire. For if she was very hooligan, they tied her for the whole day.
Todi Anfisa reconciled, and the stench of Vira began to sit in the podium on the podium.
Grandma all run into the apartment. Uvіyde, vіzme tsіnnu rіch - kastrulyu there chi opolonik - and vibіgaє to pіdїzdu.
And then go down and pozhozhnі until vіkna pіd'їkhali. I opened a fire pit near the gas outlet and opened it with a hose to the kitchen.
Grandmother thought hotly that this was an unclean force, and it was like hitting him with a frying pan. Good, scho protigas with a sign of viciousness to shy, and frying pans by the old method without support. The frying pan fell apart.
And I poured water on my grandmother’s hose with water, to calm her down, so that she wouldn’t be so hot. I began to burn to extinguish. Vіn shvidko extinguished.
At the same time, mother from that home to school turns around. Mom says:
Oh, yes, it’s burning at our booth! Who has it?
We have the same! - screaming tato. - Grandma called me!
Vin soon run forward.
How is my Vira here? How is my Anfisa here? How is my grandmother here?
Thank God, everyone was safe.
From that hour, tato sirniki from Viri, Anfisi and babusi from hovav castle. And the next command in the book, by the way, having written at the top:
Our firemen
Nayzharkish!
Newstringers!
Find out!
The most burning Russian in the world,
Youmu be-yaka pozhezha is not terrible!
History of the eighth VIRA AND ANFISA OPEN THE OLD DOORS
The couple’s daughter and Larisa Leonidivna sat with Anfisa at the table and marveled at what heaped up in her during the day in bears.
Why wasn’t there! The first time is a manual year, and the other is small bottles, and once - blow the whistle of the militia.
Papa said:
Where is the policeman himself?
Vіn, singly, not vlіz, - mum said.
Like a tato to marvel at a grandmother, and to wash a great old key from Anfisi. Vіn mіdniy i v rotі do not retaliate. Just like a kind of secret old doors from a fairy tale.
Dad marveled and seemed:
From the bi door to know to the key. There behind her, maybe, old treasures made of coins.
- No, - said my mother. - There are doors behind them - old-fashioned cloth, mirrors of the garni and decorate it.
Vira thought: “It would be good for the tiger cubs to be alive behind the door, or the cubs were sitting. From bi mi began to live happily!
Grandma said to mom and dad:
Yak bi not so. I am impressed that behind them are the old tilogrei and the targani of dried bears.
Yakbi Anfisa was energized, what a door for them, she would say:
Coconut peas and five bears.
What else?
And one more bear.
Tato thought for a long time and virishiv:
Yakshcho є key, buti and doors.
Vіn navіt at shkolі taka voice hovіsiv in the teacher's room:
“Whoever knows the door with the key, half of what is behind them is the door.”
Below, under the voiceless wines, I hung the key on the skein. And all the readers of the vociferation read and wondered: why didn’t the doors themselves knock on them?
The cleaner Maria Mikhailovna came and said:
Meni y usgogo, scho behind the door to stand, you don’t need to take it for nothing.
Readers listened:
And what's the deal there?
There are skeletons to stand. І nisenіtnitsa reshta.
What are skeletons? - Valentin Pavlovich, the teacher of zoology, was intrigued. - I vipisuvav two skeletons, but they don’t give me everything. To bring people to life on their own show. And my proportions are wrong.
Other readers listened. Verin tato tezh feed:
Marie Mikhaylivno, but what kind of woman is the reshta?
So, - says Maria Mikhailovna. - Globes yakіs, yakіs zvintarki with handles. There is nothing to call, there are no city volos, but ganchirka for a lieu.
Then an initiative group of readers was formed. The stinks took the key and seem:
Show us, Marie Mikhailivno, to us the locking doors.
Let's go, - like Maria Mikhailovna.
And she led them to the old gospodarsku budіvlya, earlier the gymnasium was near the royal gymnasium. Go there and go down to the boiler room. And uphill it led to the old observatory. І under the descents of the old-fashioned door.
The axis of your door, - seems to be Maria Mikhailovna.
Like the doors were repaired - everyone gasped so much. What is there only a little! І two skeletons stand, hitting with their hands. And the capercaillie became majestic, zovim not worn. І yakіs attach іz arrows. І to bring in three football balls.
The teachers screamed and slapped her. The teacher of physics, my mother's friend, young Olena Egorichova, embraced everyone:
Marvel at the machine for the production of electrostatic electricity! But here voltmeters are already a couple of things. And in the lessons in the old electrician language we try.
Valentin Pavlovich Vstovsky with a skeleton to dance a waltz:
The axis of the skeleton. Zi sign of yakosti! One is pre-revolutionary. The axis is written: 'SKELETON' HUMAN. Post-Chief of Yogo Majesty to the Yard Semizhnov V. P. »
Tsіkavo, - it seems tato, - having delivered the skeletons to the yard, what is the skeleton of the post-employee, if the veins have already been introduced?
Mustache began to think about this mysterious mystery.
And then the head of state Antonov came to the brink. Win shout:
I won't allow it! Tse good school, people. Meaning - nothing.
The readers rebuked him:
Like a price, like a popular one. Yakshcho out of the people, it means out of ours.
Yakby out of your bool, out of it would have been worn out for a long time and zіpsuvalosya. And here it’s out in total safety for a hundred more years to stand idle.
Yoga teachers ask for everything in the classrooms to distribute. And wine is categorically against:
I myself am the head of state, my tato head of state, and did my school head of state for the gymnasium. We took everything.
Here tato pіdіyshov up to new, obіynyav i kazhe:
Dear our Antonov Mitrofan Mitrofanovich! We don’t bring it, please, for the lads. The stinks become better read, better behave. Fuck science. From them there are new vcheni, engineers, great zavgospi. We will ask you to teach you at the lessons of practice, the head of the State University.
For a long time, no one had called the chief executive officer Antonov Mitrofan Mitrofanovich for a long time, they simply called him: “Where did our chief minister Antonov go missing?” And if you have shown the wine, how the wine is the head of the state, you have roared the wine:
Harazd, take everything. For good people, nothing is wrong. Just save school good!
The readers wrote in different sides, some with whom: some with a skeleton, some with a dynamo for electrostatic electricity, some with a globe measuring meter by meter.
Mitrofan Mitrofanovich to Vera tata pіdіyshov i kazhe:
And here is a special gift for you. Great white wheel. If the vedmezh lived at the school, it was thrown into the wheel. Tse wheel mіy dіdus spav. Let your Anfisa spin around with him.
The Pope already spoke to Mitrofan Mitrofanovich. And the wheel to the house was taken to the high school. And the wheel was ahead of us, obviously, Vira sank, and then Anfisa.
From that hour, Vera's grandmother became easier to live. Bo Vira and Anfisa did not climb the wheels. Then Vira turns in the middle, Anfisa lives on top. Then, suddenly, Anfisa sorts through the middle with crooked paws, and Vira mince the beast. And then the offensive stench in the middle bovtayutsya, only loziny creak.
If Valentin Pavlovich Vstovsky came to tata, he marveled at everything and said:
It’s a pity that I didn’t have such a thing in my childhood. I would also be more athletic. And all proportions would be correct for me.
History of the ninth LABOR DAY AT THE CHILD GARDEN
Previously, Vira did not like to go to the children's garden. Vaughn shorazu squeaked vlashtovuvala:
Tatu, tatu, I'm better at home sitting. My head hurts so much that my legs don't bend!
Why are we sick, girl?
I'll die.
The axis at the kindergarten will pass everything, all your death.
And sure enough, death passed, like only Vira entered the cage. І legs її bent, and the head passed. Naivazhche bulo to the childish garden of children.
And as Anfisa showed up at the booth, Vira began to walk easily into the garden. And it became easy to wander, and she forgot about her death, and it was impossible to take it from a childish cage її.
Oh, tattoo, I'll play for two more years!
And all to the fact that Elizaveta Mikolayivna was a good tutor in the garden. Vaughn could see right through the day.
Today, she said to the children:
Children, we have an important day with you today. There will be labor vihovannya in us today. We will be able to transfer from time to time. Can you carry the head?
Vira asked:
And where is the chain in us?
Oh yes! - the whipper agreed. - They forgot about the tseglu. Let Anfisa be whole with us. We її bearable. You, Anfiso, you will be our head assistant. Tobto tseglyan help. Good?
Anfisa is not wise, what is such a tsegla, what is such a chief assistant. Ale, if you ask, get out and say: “Uh-huh.”
Also, the chain can be carried on burdens, it can be carried on wheelbarrows. Children, Vitalik, take a small stretcher and at once carry Anfisa out of Viroy.
The children did so. However, Anfisa was not familiar with it. Whiplasher Ledwe caught up with a little respect:
Tsegla, tsegla, do not download burdens! Tsegla, Tsegla, now you took a hat from Vitalik. Tsegla, Tsegla, you are guilty lie quietly. Ax you once! We have a chain to sit on a tree. So, and now the lady is calm, busy with the first farboa of life. I ask everyone to take brushes to the hands.
Vikhovatelka distributed to all the brushes that bucket of farboi.
Take care, children! Tse first-hand farba. That sounds like water. Let's look at the painter. They lowered the penzel at the farbu and led the penzel along the wall. Anfisa, Anfisa, they didn't give you a zebra. Chim ti farbuesh parkan?
Vitalik Єlisєєev said:
Elizaveta Mikolayivna, she’s upset with compote.
Did she take yoga?
Yogo was put up in a pan for ostigati.
Guard! shouted the whippet. - Anfisa flooded the nursery without compote! Vchimosya do without licorice. And now we'll take care of Anfisi's wives. Let's look at the behavior, let's look at the special right.
But the personal right did not go far, for the bjoli arrived.
Guard! cried Elizaveta Mikolayivna. - Bjoli! Tsiliy vulik! The stench arrived at the compote. Conducted at the beginning of the lesson - ordering from the dead minds. Vіd bdzhіl is the best ryatuvatisya pіrnannym at the pool. Bіzhimo in the pool and all like one firnaєmo.
The boys ran to the pool like one. Tilka Anfisa did not die. Vaughn was afraid of the pool last time.
Bjoli її troch bitten. Her entire muzzle is swollen. Anfisa vіd bdzhіl at the shafu zalizla. Sit by the closet and cry.
Here tato come. I Elizaveta Mikolayevna turned around like wet babies. Dad asked:
What do you have? Dosch ishov?
So, biting wood from bdzhil.
And why did you become bjoli litati?
And the fact that we have dehto compote budіvlі farbuє.
Who do you have compote budіvlі farbuє?
That one of your harns is known, such a mysterious lady-hulk on the name of Anfis.
And where is that mysterious lady-hulk to know? - Having asked tato.
Better for everything, sit by the wardrobe. Itself there and perebuvaє.
Tato shafa v_dkriv i bachit: Anfisa sit and whimper.
Oh, - it’s like tato, - she’s become a tovstenka!
No, she’s not a tovstenka, - you’re a vihovatelka. - Vaughn is bjolowkushen.
I don't know what robiti is, it seems like tato. - Maybe, її see the zoo?
Here all the children are crying. Vikhovatelka seems to be:
Do not cry, children, you are so wet.
Let's sweat out like that:
As far as I know, our childish garden with Anfisa cannot be separated. Yakshcho won at the zoo, then mi at the zoo. Children, do you want to go to the zoo?
Hochemo! the children screamed.
Before elephants and boas?
To hippos and crocodiles?
To toads and cobers?
Do you want them to stink you, gore you, bite you?
It's better. Ale schob trapit to the zoo, requiring yourself a good lead. It is necessary to take in a meal, clean up your clothes, put away cups and spoons. Otzhe, let's proceed to the selection of pidlogs.
Well, lads, - having said Tato Viri and Anfisi, - let's go home.
Wow, a tattoo, - said Vira. - At once, it’s less common to start. Mitimem for me.
The history of the tenth VIRA AND ANFIS A TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PERFORMANCE "THREE MUSKETEERS"
At the skin school Buvay Novy Rik. I was in school, de pracyuvali Verina tato that mother, vіn tezh coming closer.
The teachers of the school made a gift for the lads - to prepare a performance for them after the book of the writer Dumas "The Three Musketeers".
Tato, zvіsno, the main role of the engraving - musketeer D'Artagnan. Vіn himself sobі vyrobnichih maisternyah school vіdkuvav sword. Grandmother Larisa sewed for you a garnier musketeer cloak with a white cross on the back. From three old capelyukhiv wines, having grown one, and even more than a garni, three ostrich feasts from a pivnya.
Zagalom, tato becoming a musketeer, what is required.
The teacher of zoology Valentin Pavlovich Vstovsky, engraved by the Duke of Rochefort - I do not accept such a dark specialty, as if he was in the service of Cardinal Richelieu. And Rishel’e is the head teacher of the senior classes Pavlenya Boris Borisovich.
Papa and Vstovsky shouted one to one for days on end: “Your sword, unfortunate!” - and fought with swords. The stench fought so kindly that two panes of glass in the gymnasium were shattered and one stile near the hall for peeping eyes was practically turned into powder. Chief Antonov, not respecting all his love to the point of tata and art, barked for five times and got angry. And then we said:
Sklo I'll put it in. And it is practically impossible to glue the glass. Ale try it out.
Vіn stіlets u have a bag of sips and take home to try it. So I love school furniture.
Mom, of course, the Queen of France was honored. In a better way, there was a bula more than a garn. In a different way, the French Mova knew miraculously. Thirdly, her garne of the dress was deprived of those feasts, if she was named. The cloth was made of stars. Such only have queens to go, and then not to work, but to the saint.
The headmaster of the school, Pyotr Sergiyovich Okunkov, was unanimously elected King of France. Vin and representative buv, and suvory, like a right king. And the schoolchildren simply would not believe in the second king.
All the teachers played a good role. All the next lessons were rehearsed and rehearsed. Some mothers took Vira and Anfisa out of themselves. The stench sat at the couch of the stage under the piano. Vera, having died, heard everything, and Anfisa of the other participants tried to smack her feet.
And sometimes there were some inconsistencies. For example, the King of France, Petro Sergiyovich Okounkov, speak in a royal voice:
De virny minister to the court of the Marquis de Bourville?
The courtiers at the turmoil say to you:
No yoga. Destroyed by a fortune-teller cutlet, vin pishov in the world is still the same.
And at the same time, the Marquis de Bourville, the chief of the state minister Mitrofan Mitrofanovich Antonov, in all his marquis odes from the old school oxamite dependency, raptom for the whole time splurges to the king’s legs. Bo vin went to play the piano, and Anfisa scrambled yoga for the chorus.
So, rotten yoga was punished, - even the strict king Louis the Sixteenth, - as if the wines are helping us the royal joy to guard our ungrabable falls. Bring yoga and break it like a trace!
Antonov potim on Anfiska barks:
Take this pet to grandma. There is no strength in yoga at the school of patience.
We would clean it up, - it’s like mom, - but my grandmother can’t bear the strength of this small little house. Tsey kutochok did not burn us a little. If wine is here, we are calmer.
And most of all, Anfisa was crowned by the king. As you remember, at the "Three Musketeers" the French king gave the queen expensive gifts on the day of the people. Even more beautiful pendants from diamonds. And the queen was light. Instead of that, so that everything is in the house, everything is in the house, she gave it to one of the Dukes of Buckingham from England. Liked the other duke. And with the king, she had cold stoks. And the shkidlivy and approachable Duke of Richelieu - remember, Pavlen Boris Borisovich - having told everything to the king. I like:
Ask, your majesty, the queen: "And where are my shoes?" Tsikavo, what can I tell you. Say nothing.
After that, it started more headily. The Queen vіdpovіdaє, scho pіdvіski at repair, nothing, movlyav, terrible. Will be soon. I king seems: “Let the stench be on you. We will have a royal ball soon. Allow me to come to the ball in tsikh pіdvіskah. Otherwise, I can think badly of you.”
Then the queen asks D'Artagnan to gallop to England, to bring some pods. Vіn gallop, bring pіdvіski, and everything ends.
So the axis of Anfisu is not the stylki of vista tsikavila, the skilki tsі pіdvіski. Vaughn literally did not look at them. Nothing beautiful for Anfisa in life did not play. In distant Africa, such bollards did not grow on trees and the inhabitants did not wear them.
Nezabarom Novy rіk mayzhe nastav. Tato and mother began to go to school sacredly. Shabby suits were dressed, combed. Tato, having become a sword, fasten. Grandmother began to lay Vira and Anfisa.
Raptom mom seems to be:
And de pіdvіski?
Yak de? - like tato. - White mirrors lay in the window. Mom says:
There is a screen, but there is no hint.
So, it is necessary to feed in Anfisi, - virishiv tato. - Anfiso, Anfiso, come here!
And Anfisa is not going anywhere. Sit at your own bed, rolled up at the doormat. Papa Anfisa took and vinis to the light. I put a lamp on the table.
Anfiso, vidkry company!
Anfisa no gu-gu. The 1st company does not show up. Tato tried his company by force. Anfisa grumble.
Nothing else! - like tato. - No way it happened to her. Anfіso, vіdday pіdvіski, bіrshe bude.
Anfisa does not give anything. Todi tato took a tablespoon and became a tablespoon of Anfіsі teeth to search. Todі Anfіsa company vodkrila, і tsyu spoon like a straw overgrown.
Wow! - like tato. - With our Anfisa, fry the filth! What will we work?
What work? - like mom. - Come її with you to school to take. We don't have time.
Here Vira z lіzhka how to scream:
I'm off to school! I'm off to school!
Ale, you didn’t have a pidviski! - like tato.
And I can also tell you, - Vira says.
Why are you kidding me! - mother is overwhelmed. - Garazd, donyu, dress up shvidshe. Bіzhimo to school on Novy Rіk.
Grandma seems to be:
You are welcomed by God! Children go to the street at night! The same goes to school, to the peeping room.
Tato na tse saying:
And you, Lariso Leonidivno, the deputy of that, grumbling, would rather be chosen. We are all going to school before school.
Granny didn’t grumble, but began to pick up.
And take the mountaineer out of you?
What a mountaineer? - shout tato. - What, at the school toilets, what, what, what do mountaineers carry with us?
Zagalom, for five years before the cob, put tato, mother and all else came to school. Director Petro Sergiyovich Lyudovik Sixteenth laments:
Why is it so long? We were overwhelmed by you.
And the head teacher of the senior classes, Boris Borisovich Rishel, commands:
Let's get the kids to the teacher's room, and let's go to the stage! We will stop the rehearsal.
Grandmother took the children to the teacher's house. There, on the sofas, there were a lot of suits and a coat. Vaughn Vera and Anfisa in cі suits puffed up.
Sleep for now. If you are naytsіkavіshe, they will wake you up.
I Vira and Anfisa fell asleep.
Nezabar peepers got away. The music sounded, and the vistava began. The teachers played just wonderfully. Musketeers guarded the king. And they hid them all. The stench was merciful and kind. The guards of Cardinal Richelieu were repairing things with all their might, they arrested all of them in a row and threw them for the sake of it.
The Pope constantly fought with Duke Rochefort Vstovsky. Sparks flew through their sword. - І tato zdebіshkogo peremahav. Help Richelieu, everything went faster and faster. And here Richelieu found out about pdvіski. Milady told you about me - such a naughty woman, head teacher of the younger classes Serafima Andriivna Zhdanova.
І axis Richelieu to go to the king and say: - Ask, but, your majesty, from the queen: “And where are my shoes?” What will you say? Say nothing.
The Queen is right to say nothing. Vaughn call out to Papa d'Artagnan and ask:
Ah, my loving D'Artagnan! Get a swede directly to England and bring me some bags. Otherwise, I perished.
D'Artagnan says:
I won't allow anything! Do not allow all other musketeers! Check me and I'll turn around!
Vіn vіbіg zavіsu, jumping on a horse and galloping straight to the teacher's room. There I shopped for the comir Anfiska - and I re-enter the stage. And on the stage is the palace of the Duke of Buckingham. Rich curtains, candles, crystal, from the booth of offerings. And the duke walks sumny-zasumny.
D'Artagnan ask yoga:
What are you, duke, so sumny? What happened?
The Duke says:
That axis, I had diamonds on the French queen's pendants, that one went somewhere. D'Artagnan seems to be:
I know tsi pіdvіski. I came for them myself. Only you, Duke, do not hesitate. Tsі pіdvіski your mavpochka is in love until the company sighed. I am savvy. More precisely, they told me about your lackeys.
What about mommy? - Ask the Duke.
Mavpa sit on your desk, have a candle.
The duke turned around, snatched up the muffin and handed it to D'Artagnan:
Dear musketeer, pass the two pouches at once from the mother's bud to my beloved French queen. For her, just two gifts to Viide.
And what is the name of the muffin? - Ask the famous musketeer.
She has such a garne for a French woman named Anfison!
Oh, I think Anfison is more appropriate for our queen. Vaughn so love the creatures.
Pope shoveled Anfison and rushed off to France. And there is already a royal ball at the very disembarkation. The queen is so strivozhen to walk - there is no sign of her foot and it is not visible. Duke Richelieu walks in satisfaction, rubbing his hands. And the king eats all the time:
That de OK pіdvіski, lyuba? I don't care about them.
Bring it at once, - the queen said, and everyone looked at the door.
And here D'Artagnan galloped:
The axis of your love is pidviski, queen. Your servant sent them to you at once from the mother-kid Anfison.
Why?
Mavpa їх at the mouth suffocated and did not want to be separated from them.
Queen mavpochku prostryaet king:
Your Majesty, axis Anfison from pіdvіskami. Move away, you don't believe.
And Anfison grumble like two barbosoni. I don't want to part with the pidvisks. King todi seems to be:
I believe, but the axis of Richelieu doubts. Come on and revise.
Anfison was handed over to Richelieu. Only Richelieu is cunning. Vіn having ordered to bring a couple of igniters to bring a couple of flares. Anfison succumbed to riches, blew out of the company and began to shove the peas.
Taking Richelieu's slips with two fingers, marveling at the world and seeming:
stink! I took yours, gentlemen musketeers. Alemy is still chattering through twenty years.
Here the curtain fell. Let's make good luck. Standing such a noise that Vira jumped into the teacher's room:
What happened to the best?
And the naytsіkavіshe died. Ale, all the same, Viri is richly chirped away. Їy rich gifts were presented by schoolchildren and readers. Vaughn drove a round dance of dovkola yalinki with lads. And Anfisa sat on her yalinka, licking her yalinka toys.
History Eleven.
As if there was an announcement in all schools that little children are needed. Soon there will be an all-region exhibition of baby babies. And then we will be everything, and then we will be Moscow.
And even from Moscow, the best little ones go to the exhibition of a little baby to Rio de Janeiro.
All the lads were given full freedom - little chim you want: woogills, olive farbs, olives, vyshivay. Whatever you want: on paper, on canvas, on wood. Only the theme of all children can be the same: "Why I love my native school."
I axis in the skin class was held painting lessons on this topic. And whoever didn’t reach the lesson, could take a moment to a special class for painting and there practice already in a right way.
Mustache lads at the school painted over. Older lads more often painted vugs or olives. The little ones painted only an olive. The youngest boys were young, the smelly stench took on the job, they created masterpieces at once.
Axis like pictures for tyzhden z'appeared in the world. Pasha Gutiontov, if he recognized the topic, once painted the distant Romanian pies. The picture has already looked like a garn, it is tasty, I can’t take any notice until the beginning.
Olena Loginova painted this picture: thin-legged vantazhniki carry something similar to the sumish of a concert piano with a TV set.
Head teacher Serafima Andriivna asked:
What is your little one called?
Kind of simple. "Computer brought."
Hiba is such a computer? asked Serafima Andriivna. - Vin is flat, like a Drukarska machine.
Olena said:
And I thought that wine was great. It's too much to talk about New. - I still didn’t get the little ones. To that, two younger classes were taken in the drawing class, they were given a choice of what to paint and on what to paint and said:
Paint, create. Glorify the native school and the Ministry of Education.
Tsey lesson Verin tato spent. Vіn Viru and Anfіsu grafted with you. The one on the right bula on Saturday, if the childish garden is closed.
Vira took the colored olives, the great papier and began to paint on the underside.
Viro, Viro, why are you so small on the bed?
And so sruchniche. It is possible to paint from the left sides.
Ah, like a cicavo in the drawing class! Children sit at tables and paint with easels, paint, paint.
Who has a bright nature to go out, mostly autumn. Autumn is lighter than the little one, more painfully than the barista - you don’t confuse in any other weather. Who has Cheburashka with tickets, who has one ticket without Cheburashka. Who has a crooked-bok rocket in space to fly on a little one.
Vitalik, Vitalik, why are you small rocket? It’s necessary “For what I love my native school” little ones!
Vitalik Pryakhin said:
Ayakzhe, I'll fly straight into space from 3 schools!
And you, Vika Elisєeva, why did you paint a cow on a pocket? What is the cost of schools?
Well, maybe. Mi qiu cow was not long ago passed. This cow is called "Home Creatures".
And who ordered such a round to graze? What is the frying pan?
Ni. Tse I have a pitching to graze.
Duzhe garna pitching, Zhovta. And why do you have hot legs?
Vika thought:
What about skils?
Mabut, two.
And there are two pitchings in me. Just stand one after another.
Papa do Viri pidishov:
And you, donya, why are you small?
- "My tato lead the children to the zoo."
Little, little, little girl.
And what did Anfisa rob? Vaughn sipped her biggest brush. The sweat of one boy sipped a tube of purple farboi. I began to taste the farba in tongue.
Farba appeared unsavory. I Anfisa spit on her easel for a long time. She has such violet stars on white aphids. If the violet farba was gone, Anfisa dangled to the red. How many times have you already been wise. She saw a red farba on a penzlik, like a mustache lads robbed.
And it’s necessary, here a big fly has flown to the class, it’s unacceptable. І right on the papyrus to Anfisi siv. Anfisa like a trifle on her penzlik. At once, a red sun appeared in exchange for a little one. Yaskrave, Vilne, and the fly flew to the next easel.
"Oh, so, - Anfisa thinks, - I'll show you!"
I'll call again on musi clap! And the boy, on whose easel the fly sat down, did not dare to paint the sun. Vin, now, painting "I'm going to school on a winter's day." At the beginning of the first winter day, the sun shone brightly.
The boy seems to be embarrassed. Yak cry. And let the fly fly from place to place. Anfisa let's beat the fly. Wherever a fly would not land, Anfisa would clap with her penzlik! Sit on the boy - Anfisa clap, sit on the girl - Anfisa clap! Then a fly landed on the tata, Anfisa that tata bang!
Nezabar moustache, the little ones in the drawing class were marked with a red farboa, like a smoke at the zamіsky village of the zamіsky type.
In short, they all rushed at Anfisa, grabbed by the hands, by the legs and tied by the hank to the easel. In view of what timidity, Anfisa became already more seriously tinny. I painted the grass green, and I got goosebumps from the valises, and the stump at the rose. I still painted and painted with penzlik, with brizkanny, and with my hands.
And what is in you, Viro, to go out? - Having asked tato.
Zoo.
Dad marvel. Big-headed children walk on thin sirniks. And dovkola different green huts in cages: tigers there, swarthy lions of carrot color. I elephant is small, small at the upper cod.
And why is the elephant so crying? Vіn scho, dwarf?
Ni. Vіn zvichayny. It's just a long way to go.
That's all the little lads have picked up and have a great folder for papers. The rest of the little ones were found by Anfisia.
How mi yogo, Anfiso, is it called?
Woo! - according to Anfisa.
Tato looked respectfully at the little ones, bobbed there above the ground between the stars, that valley was painted with a thin hand by the sun. I tato saying:
We call the mitzvah of the little ones "The teacher's good hand."
I tezh little ones at the folder poklav.
Here our story about Vira and Anfisa is getting a hit. Bagato, rich with them, it was more suitable for them. Don't tell me about everything. And if you want, you can write me a sheet, and I'll tell you something else. Because I'm already friends with their tat, Volodymyr Fedorovich. In the meantime, I want to tell you how the rest of the story about the little baby contest ended.
Mustache little ones from the school sent a head to the district exhibition, then the best little ones from the district went to the bowl.
І mіska, і regional exhibitions were of little success. People walked, looked at everything and said:
Yaka garna rocket!
Oh, yak blackbuck cow!
Yaka garna pitching on chotirioh legs!
Ale was the most mournful, brightly merry painting "The teacher's good hand."
Otse little ones! Everything is on a new light: the sun, the stars, the grass, and the children with valises.
And the teacher with his hand calls the children to the bright sun.
Bachite. Vіn navit night cry їх to light.
Hot Anfisa didn’t call anyone anywhere, but simply wanted to cover the fly and spat with a farboi that was not tasty.
And then the little ones went across the cordon to the smoky place of Rio de Janeiro. And there also "The teacher's good hand" celebrated the garne of hostility. Usі її vіdznahal she praised. And the head vlashtovuvalny artist said:
This hand is more appropriate for me. I would navіt іz zadovolennyam squeezing її. I respect what this hand deserves for the first prize.
Ale іnshі vlashtovuvachi blocked. The stinks said that the author was choking on symbolism, having spent a lot of time drinking in impressionists and putting on a bright din in a contrasting manner. Although Anfisa didn’t mutter anything like that, she didn’t drink anything, and she didn’t show off anything in a contrasting manner. Vaughn just played a fly and whimpered the farba unsavory.
In the wake of all the superechok їy they gave the third honorable place. І її little ones having won the prize "Krishtal's vase with colorful separations".
Unexpectedly, this vase arrived to Moscow, that one from Moscow to Anfisin place. On the vase is the inscription “Anfison Matthew. SRSR". І axis qiu brought a vase to school. They chose all the young artists and voted:
Boys! We have become very happy. Our baby "Hand of the teacher" was planted in the third place at the international exhibition near Rio de Janeiro. The author of this little one is Anfison Matthew!
The principal of the school, Petro Sergiyovich, said:
I'm not knowing that we have such a student. I ask this good young man to come on stage.
But there was no one on the stage, for there was no such a noble young man Anfison Matthew, but the mother Anfiska was.
I Verin tato at the whole zіznavsya, like the fault of the little ones Anfisi at once from the little ones at the exhibition, he went to the show. I same director saying:
Otzhe, our school of pictorials is already good, as in our country, mother-buds are painted no better, lower foreign schoolchildren. And let's splash our Anfisi and the crystal vase is deservedly handed over. I let's remind її savory with those speeches. Wiymayte s gut, scho who є.
And the lads began to viymati, and the vase was suddenly filled with tsukerki, gingerbread, gumki, namistinki and other tskavy things.
The evening at Vira and Anfisi was very holy. The stench of tsіkavі speeches made mіzh themselves and that grandmother.
Mustache was happy. And the biggest Anfisa cup was worthy of "Krishtal's vase with separations." Anfisa licked that goblet for two days!
