Before the speech, like the first phrase, said by Armstrong for a month. Good luck, Mr. Gorsky, that other nonsense about the month Hello, Mr. Gorsky, Neil Armstrong
GOOD LUCK TO YOU, MISTER GORSKI!Heroes of space epics,
Rishuch lads,
Encased in a thin scale,
Delve into the illuminator
Worn out from a long time wearing;
Susіdskiy lad lives on Mіsyatsyu:
Heroes of space disasters,
Ryatuvalniks of dawn warriors,
Write a dozen rows to the Earth,
(Routine, mayzhe yak train).
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
Heroes of space bells
Sit on the moon stone.
And who stumbled - that very fool,
Here you need to move your feet.
Let's get together - there's no reason
Buti hard, dull and flat:
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
Heroes of the space garmider
Turn to Earth with honor
Mi - Batkivshchyni half-moon blue,
Come on, screw us now.
Under the inscription "Vіn pobuvav and Misyatsi" -
Good luck to you, Mister Gorsky.
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
DESPERADO
Fighting - so fighting, easy and unselfish,
Death laugh in a grin,
Let me not Clinty and bring not Eastwood,
What is there to whistle from the screen?
It wasn’t bulo rights - we earn the right,
The right to eternal peace.
God has made a difference, Colt has made a difference -
Turn around with your hand.
Desperado, movchi, richness - the death of death.
For you, it seems, your steel calibration friend.
Mexican, virishui, tse vibir z "abo" and "abo",
I, zvichayno, turn on, join the group much more.
The best place for large-caliber
Garmat - guitar case.
Booty, non-guys, to you with a harmonic liver
More, sorry, nothing.
Alone, and, perhaps, in pairs
Triplets - in the forehead їm friend:
Varto shkoduvat only hіba bartenders,
Yakshcho you movchat.
Desperado, play on the hot triggers of revolvers,
Desperado, come on, you have more clips,
Mexican, marvel, do not spread your new faith,
I, of course, join the bіy.
As if the enemies became chervonim blobs,
How silence came
Guess what the beautiful Caroline is missing,
The world has one.
The dome of the sightless silver night over
We lay down the canopy widening ...
Everything, unfortunately, the loan is over,
Ty is not a hero, but an actor.
Desperado, get up, Eos rises above the mountains,
Marvel at her, kiss goodbye - and on the road.
Mexican, forget what life has - you are just Banderas,
And don't forget about the harmata in the guitar case...
And about the bartender with a vile smile, marvel, do not forget,
And don't forget about the chief of police, marvel.
The first ten years of the new century gave rise to what was figuratively called the "Asian Space Races", to the riddle of the glorious days of the 60s of the last century. At that hour, progress in space exploration was slick, that there were still a few, and on the Moon there would be bases that would be stable, and people would walk on Mars, roaming the trees for apple orchards. Reality showed itself in a different way. The offended space powers stepped in and settled down to the development of the vast expanses of the earth. The entry of the SRSR from M_syatsya was more thrown off for a pan_chnu vtechu. In the rear guard battles, an important space technology was thrown. Povnistyu orders and ready to fly the space tank of the third modification - M_syats-3 so and not bu v_dpravleniya on M_syats.
From that hour, mayzhe 40 years passed. For the whole hour of the SRSR and the rest of Russia, nothing was ruled until Month! Today's vcheni say: "The month has become a new church for us." I don't remember the period, if M_syats buv bi did not c_kavim the scientists of the Earth. As it turned out, on the Moon there was so much new and unborn, that, it seems, 40 years ago another planet was known. For example, who would think for a moment, what a lot of water on the Moon, just the sea of crying water! Why don’t they check us on Mіsyatsі marvelous vіdkrittya that lack of confirmation of blood, navіt more, nizh mi could ochіkuvat?
Following the global trend of "raising interest to monthly topics," I propagate to be aware of the translation of the article by Clyde Lewis, as it was written and published on the 30th anniversary of the first landing on Month. Author, Clyde Lewis - actor, creator and host of the radio show "Ground Zero" about the paranormal and political topics.
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky
that other nonsense about Mіsyats
Thirty years ago, people chose near their televisions to become evidence of one of the most beautiful feats of a thousand people. While Walter Cronkite streamed tears, the nation recognized that the people were hanging on the Month. The stench knew it, they did it. The stinkers knew better, after declaring what had happened. The stench knew tse, bo ... just that. Axis and all proof, yakі їm nebіbnі. Infection 1999, and prove it?
History buffs guess that Neil Armstrong, the first astronaut, stepped on the Moon, having a pardon, if he said his famous promo about "one little crock." Vin is guilty of saying: "One small cut for the people, and a majestic haircut for the whole people." These words have gone down in history, but the words that were said after that, were virizan. You, maybe, don’t feel and don’t sing them at the film blunders and rosigras, but let history tell you that you’ve gained respect for the sprat, after that, like insulting legs, they bumped into the month’s piss. NASA's order to say that Armstrong said: "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people in NASA virishiv, scho vipadkove respect for Russia. It is possible that I was one of the cosmonauts on the name of Gorsky, who was Armstrong's superman, and that I should hit lower for the belt not far away, try to hang Russia on the Month. However, after the re-verification, it turned out that Gorsky was not in the Russian or American space programs. Who is Tsey Gorsky? Yakby people did not feed Armstrong about Gorsk, Nil Chervoniv and chuckled, but not at all talking about it.
Recently, at a press conference in Florida, a reporter spoke to Armstrong about the mystery of Gorski. After putting the power supply, they tried to put a lot of journalists and they didn’t say anything: “Who the hell is this Gorsky lad, who were you talking about on the Month?” By stretching 26 years of wine unique food, because I didn’t want the benevolence of Mr. Gorsky. For the first time ever, it's a happy day for a journalist, and Armstrong has come to blows. Mr. Gorsky died, and Nil realized that, in return for food, not to harm anyone.
Armstrong told a story about those who, if they win a child, win baseball from a friend. Armstrong filed, and his friend hit the ball on the ball, which landed in front of the bedroom window of the susіdskogo booth. Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky lived by the state. Nil ran after the ball, and if he got sick enough to lift yoga, he inadvertently felt, like Mrs. Gorsky shouted at Mr. Gorsky. Vaughn screamed with all her strength: "Oral sex! You want oral sex? You take it off, if the sus_dskaya child walks for a month!"
Hiba is not a miracle story? Її not bulo - only one of the miserable legends, yakі all love rozpovidat.
Professor Jan Harold Brunvand once said: "Truth is by no means guilty of obscuring good history." Regardless of the fact, how many times the story has been developed, it will always sound plausible, even if it is such a miraculous story. Vaughn drank in the newspapers and, who knows, one day you can take the status of a right person, say that it was nonsense.
It’s also an old saying: “Chim cynical nonsense, it’s easier to reconsider others from the one who is true 2.”
20 Lipnya 1969 rock. Lyudina hung on the moon. Miraculous reach, vrakhovuyuchi, what was the direct result of the first try. And the whole space program went through practically without a hitch and a bully, and every day the people did not perish on the Moon. We had problems and failures before the monthly starts, but, by a miraculous rank, we died at the hour of the Great Show. It was a marvel that we flew through the radiation belt. Oh well, since the rocket took off, we forgot about James Van Allen. Possibly, if you think about it, you will be a lad, who will reveal unsafe radiation belts, yak otochuyut the earth to the heights of 40-60 thousand km.
Van Allen's belt lets out lethal radiation to kill a human being, as if rushing to get into it unprotected. The scientific experiments carried out by Van Allen and the Wijskovs have shown that the flooring belt is deadly, that a human being could not live in a new place. The capsule is maє buti vikladena 4 feet of lead for the astronauts to defend. Vaughn was protected by aluminium.
We forgot about it. That is what they showed on television. We were children. We dreamed that they believed in the world.
The television broadcasted a picture of the month, and we were hostile. We were so happy that we started marveling at the stars in the sky over the moonlit landscape. Ale, don’t boast, they weren’t there. It was made marvelous for the month, there is no atmosphere, and there is no light of dawn. I can bulo bachiti miriadi yaskravih vognikiv. Zhodna Bula was marked.
And it also means that on the day of sleepy light you will be blind. Chi is not soft. How can you bring roses of light on the Moon? Rozsіyane osvіtlennya zastosovuyut at TV studios and film pavilions. Maybe, I’ll explain why the photographs, like embellishing our assistants of history, looked so deafeningly. Check out the fluff! The TV images were crisp, the photos were soft and well-composed so that the stench looked like a loop in the Viewmaster stereo eyepieces. The landings on the Month were sometimes so dazzling, that one could think about the light, which showed itself in the same rank without an atmosphere, as if it were in the atmosphere. And that the spirit of photography can be crushed at a temperature of 120 degrees Celsius, if more melts melt at a temperature of 65 degrees. John Carter from Mars has a promeneutic pistol, Buck Rogers has anti-gravity boots, and our astronauts have a fireball.
We were watching the month squeak. Follow the surplus in the dry monthly soil. Tse told me about those, if I was on the beaches of the Great Salt Lake, and like a sand, I could not save my traces forever. Later, I understand that for the sake of saving I will follow a vologer in the soil. The axis of which, if the water came out, I followed the sand. At the school, I found out that there is no water on the Month. In addition, I can compare, that in those specials it would be important to trim the speeches, to bring the yakbi to the trochs of the vologs on the Moon.
You can write to us, you're an American, if little people have lost the greatest flight, the lower 1400-kilogram monthly landing module. It was really good that the rocket pull did not see the crater in the fact that Armstrong described how the surface looked like a fluffy powder. It was so nice to have a clean landing module, without a powder on it, and you were written by awesome astronauts. I may be on the verge, scho in a bad bridge, it is possible, a part of that saw blade to lean in the area of the supports of the monthly module, not seeming already to be able to see the manifestation of statics and magnetization. If we were children, we believed us.
I'm no longer a child.
The very idea is doubtful at the facades on Mіsyats є єressyu. I can understand that you will think that I am divine. I'm not alone. The number is quiet, who begins to doubt, grows with the skin day. Why, people don’t understand that there are no independent reports of the people themselves, which were seen on the Month.
We vvazhaemo itself ozroumilim, scho prove to be true correct, honestly shown that vodpovidalno vodomleni. In fact, people cannot prove that if we set foot on the Month, let's look at the photographs that NASA collected for publication.
As you can see, there are a lot of speeches that the floors sound wonderful and stupid, it’s important to believe that we could fall for everything. The strength of the television broadcast saved half a dream, and the threat of war that viklik, throwing a young and energetic leader, we will kill at the height of strength, for some time we were pacified by cynicism. This united us to the point, first we learned that so, there was an ugly war, and, perhaps, our great leader fell victim to a coup d'état.
We needed heroes. To create them, they needed 30 billion dollars. There were few heroes who were fighting for the V'etnami. We needed glamorous lads, who were shooting uphill and down at the cinema pavilion. Cho zavgodno, abi show our pride.
People forgot who was in front of us at the space messenger. Shkidlivy Russian. So, then the stench was shkidlivimi. Prote, bezperechno, the stench knew how to organize a space program. At the first stage of the space ferries of the SRSR, the launches of the spacecraft "Skhid" and "Skhid" over the USA, as technologically overhauled the American spacecraft of that hour. The Russians were the first to send creatures and people into space. І axis, one day, the stench rushes and smells that we hung on the moon. І stink throwing a towel into the ring. Why did the stench get away? The stench could have turned us around by putting a ship on the Moon, building a space station. 30 years passed, as we hung on the Moon. 30 years ago we penetrated 400 yew. km. deep space. In your space program, the launches on the month of May went off without a hitch. Forward the hour of the tragedy, like Apollo 13, the astronauts turned and everything ended happily. After the polls, 30 years have passed on the month.
We launch shuttles. Chovniki, as they rise into space, are less than 400 km away. We will be orbital space stations, and we have spent these astronauts at the Challenger disaster. Hiba tse progress? Why don't we fly on shuttles for the month? Why won't we be space stations and budinki for repair on the Month? Why do we have to send robots for the month to carry out the care of the dead? I, nareshti, why, having given in to nostalgia, we didn’t send a couple of astronauts to the Month, to freshen up the news?
Everything is simple. We were never there.
You can stverdzhuvati, scho can be hidden buti vіdoma approximately 35 thousand. Spivrobitnik NASA and close to 200 yew. osіb podryadnykh organіzatsіy, yakі worked on the project "Apollo". Are you ready to confirm what your office has, regardless of whether you work, you know what to work in other jobs?
And here the art of fragmentation is victorious to the fullest. So it was with the "Manhattan Project" and with other low projects. Secrets can be kept. Pennies and the threat of death are the main factors of security of secrecy. Patriotism is also a factor. The very fact of admitting that we did not fly on the Moon, among such stakes, is less like a wondrous divak. Reveal what will happen, as if one should open one's mouth.
People are so hardened that there were no technologies in the presence of falsification of such a mission. Imitation of one of the earth's gravity would be clumsy for the help of the magic of cinema. Hydraulics, drіt and zyomka deakyh scenes under the water in the aquarium. Nobody knows for sure. Beyond hardships, technologies are developed 20 years before they enter the market, so to speak about those who in 1969 could win as a battlefield simulation program, as well as a program for creating planetary landscapes for the help of something simple, such as a blue pir-screen.
The sir version was downloaded from "Space Odyssey 2001 Rock" by Stanley Kubrick. Bulo navіt vyslovleno pripuschennya, scho Kubrik was taken away as a director (a la "Khvist wag the dog") hanging on the moon. I win in no way take away a well-deserved recognition for his directing. C.Powers wrote:
It seems that on the cob of 1968 rock with Kubrick secretly talked to the specialists of NASA, yakі zrobili yoma vigіdnu propozitsіyu "zarezhisuvat" the first three landings on the Moon.
On the back, Kubrick was aware that at that hour "Space Odyssey 2001" was lying on the editing table, and NASA threatened to rob the vast majority of Stanley's young brother Raul to the vigor of the American Communist Party. It would have been an unbearable mess for Mr. Kubrick, especially after the release of Dr. Strangelove. Kubrick, nareshti, pom'yakshav, and for a stretch of sixteen months of wine and a group of special effects on chori with Douglas Trumbull (Douglas Trumbull) practiced in a specially arranged cinema pavilion in Huntsville, Alabama, "making" the first and friend landings on Month. For hundreds of years, 35 mm films and video "material" have been used for Apollo 11 and 12 months.
The fictitious mission of Apollo 11 was masterfully staged in 1969. The Saturn-5 rocket with astronauts Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins was launched into low earth orbit, staying there, just as NASA carefully released Kubrick's studio shots for the press. After the hostile "landing on the Moon" that "turning to the Earth", the astronauts turned into the Earth's atmosphere and made it ideally near the Pacific Ocean, just for the deal. Therefore, in a similar manner, the mission of Apollo 12 was successfully falsified.
Project Mr. Kubrik took part in directing the mission of Apollo 13, but NASA has come up with his scenario, in which the flight of Apollo 13 will fail. Kubrick said that the mission was so dramatic that the astronauts safely turned back to Earth, with the permission to appear in the "dawn year" of NASA.
NASA was trying to think that the mission could not possibly put a threat to the agency's image, Kubrick was inspired by the project. Ironically, NASA has played the script for misfortune, for directing the recruitment of small houses, and even more chances, the British director Randall Cunningham (Randall Cunningham).
Kubrick's uncommon perfectionism is evident by the protracting of the Apollo's catches, starting from the ice "turn-off 1201" for the hour of the remaining seconds of the Orel's descent to the moon's surface, and right up to the moon's saw, the astronauts' spacesuits were bent.
Everything is supposed to be a little hypothetical... so what? Powers also says:
- Monthly significant platform was built on the basis of "Mercury", which was given the code name "Copernicus".
- Significant Maidanchik spread out near the underground stove.
- Buli reserve for lighting, slats for film cameras and equipment for special effects.
- Mustache scenes of exits on the moon surface were taken on a significant Maidan.
- The missions were handled by the IBM 370 computer complex.
- There were radio channels with main stations in Australia, Spain, California and satellite transmission of a copy of the voice channel.
Chi bachite, people guess the stories are straining, that, perhaps, not all are at the Sea of Calm.
If you feel like a spantelic - you are not self-sufficient. The bottom line is that there are two obvious scenarios. First: we didn’t fly at all on Mіsyats, and fool us with a stretch of 30 years. But the photographs and the film were made for propaganda purposes, and the film shots were taken from the studio. Three astronauts took part in the landing on the Month, and I know it is wonderful that we were able to land without a large group and technical director, so everything looked wonderful on the TV screen.
How important is it to understand the implementation of the triday orbital flight and the role of the representative astronauts, how to play in the improvisation of the nursery in the movie theater? Just, isn't it? Tse is unacceptable, but it can be easily seen.
Why is it important to reveal your pennies to the winegrowers and veiled threats, so that you, who knows, what really happened at the hour of the landing on the Month, trimmed the company to the castle? Why wonder what Neil Armstrong is talking about the first landing on the Month? І scho vіn rіdko splіkuєtsya from the press? So it is self-appreciative of those who, if we commend John Glenn for his nostalgic flight on the shuttle, to the riddle about the yogo orbital flight on Friendship-7, we guessed the landing on the Moon in passing.
The entire voyage was 30 years ago, and until that day the landing on the Month is built piece by piece and is seriously protected. The very landing on the Moon is given by such a baiduzh and relieved emotions. The dialogue is similar to script writing, reading without emotion. What emotions did you see, did the yakbee know that you were stepping on underground soil? Right there, it seemed, there were no tears, no fear. Just a giant cross haircut for all people.
Landings on Mіsyats were my ways of kindergarten. What more than a paper moon, what to hang on the cardboard stage? Yakshcho i buv slushy moment podrobiti tak pіdpriєmstvo, then 1969 bov itself hour. We lived with the sufferers of the cold war. In order to stifle the fight against the drive of the Russians in space, we could easily develop a plan to win a monthly propaganda for getting Rad from the money of valuable resources from the "space messenger", at that hour we spent a small amount of money for the fabrication of our achievements why zmagannya. Do you remember? The stench was far ahead of us and gave up, like only the "Eagle" made a landing.
We have sold our souls Just think about the scandal, to what a manifestation of manifestations of the huge fact of the evil of a penny of payers in taxes! We are told to continue the lies. Groshi bought Movchannya. Fear of astronauts at the air. You can ask yourself: "Fear of what?" Behind the words of Bill Kaysing, who, having taken the fate of the program at Ground Zero earlier, fear for his life.
Kaysing insisted that the deacons astronauts were ready to strike in the blink of an eye, such a stingy camp knew the space program. Vіn stverdzhuvav, scho Tom Baron (Tom Baron) skarzhivsya to Congress about the insecurity of the benefits of the program "Apollo" after the resolute launch of his aerospace program. Vіn buv murders in 4 days after the date of the wedding. I, obviously, Gus Griss, having died on the starting Maidanchik in 1967, if the fire burned out his capsule, after that, as a wine, he hung bad luck at the link with Apollo's security problems. Tsya bula vikoristana for demonstrating that checks whether someone, who posmіv vіdkriti vіdkriti rota about Mіsyachnu zmova.
As if the landing on the Month was a deception, a whole piece of nonsense. It has already been said that our early dawn was the year, the reach of NASA. But we didn't turn around.
A lot of unillumined people are aware that a cosmic official is a miraculous winemaker. Miraculous is less for the one who chomps on yoga in the middle.
We were on the Moon! Accept what NASA tells you. We delivered the great hope to Mіsyatsya, 400 thousand km away, and the astronaut lived without dying. Tim is no less, our Space shuttles fly only 400 km above the Earth. This astronauts perished, trying to pass only a small part of what the Apollo astronauts achieved without much effort.
Thirty years after landing on the Moon, I can't get the Windows 98 message to work without trouble, and we can fix the person on the Moon without any effort and turn him back. I can't speak from Juneau, Alaska, or Portland, Oregon without a 2-second fade, but in 1969, astronauts could easily speak from 400,000 miles across without a problem. Not seeming already about the clarity of the voices of astronauts in 1969. After thirty years, you will spend in a sleepy zone, and your stylish phone will die in the peak hour.
Can you, like earlier, believe at the landing on Mіsyats, if it seems that the computers, like those, were victorious in the missions, were not folded, lower the computer at the micro-furnace-toaster? I know that many people laugh at the fact that it seems that we did not hang out on the Moon. People will always say: "Wonder how far we have come."
After landing on M_syats, the sea was up to our knees. Accept that we thought so. Now we are surrounded by orbital space stations and shuttles, which regularly fly and circle in orbit for 400 km.
We were virushiti on Month, we were virushit on Month 30 years ago. We sang so, for the bula was alive in the world. Mriya bula about civilization, how to allow rozbіzhnostі on Month. Ale hooves pomisel buv about perevaga. The yakby we were slandered by Month, we could impose our will on the orders and the population. Tse th dosi mriya.
If there was a landing on the Month in 1969, the 5-river child marveled and dreamed about those who live once on the Month.
Vіn mriyav, scho choose your speech and bring a ticket for this trip, like lifting yoga over the Earth.
Do you know if the first astronauts' tickets were fake?
I want to believe that we hung on the Moon. So I'm still thinking about it, I usually smile and succumb to no one, not realizing that I've spent faith.
She herself is protective of a laugh at Christmas, if the child sees a gift in the sight of Santa Claus. Zreshtoy, the truth is by no means guilty of damaging a good history.
Landing on the Moon will always be a great story, but Mr. Gorsky?
1 Walter Leland Cronkite Jr. (1916 - 2009) - legendary American television journalist and CBS television host. Informing the Americans of the news about the benefits of the Apollos.
2 An inaccurate retelling by the author of Dr. Goebbels' speech, the most common translation of what a Russian sound is: "What is more cynical nonsense, then it is better to believe it."
Mіzh іnhim, tsey nuance was beaten by the recent blockbuster "Sberigachі" - marveling at the director's version with subtitles for days, miracle river! A small quote from "Battles for the Moon":
April 21, 1969, about the 2nd year, 57 minutes after the hour of Greenwich, after 109 years, 24 hours after the start from the earth's surface, Neil Armstrong said: "This one small crock for a person is one giant haircut for people."
Tsіkavo, what is the first phrase of the people on the Mіsyatsi Trivaly hour was the subject of heated discussions. In the original it will sound like this: "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind", but it would be more correct to write and say: "That's one small step for a man", prote the article "a" on the record Apollo 11" is not surprising. What are you changing? All sensational information. Through the vagaries of English grammar, it actually seemed that Armstrong said "One small cut for the people, one giant haircut for the people," the words "for man" instead of "for a man" mean shvidshe "for the human race", lower for " people" (in sensi, "for me, Armstrong").
About this mistake of the first people on the Month, the Americans started talking right after the poll. For a year, she turned into one of the so-called “Mist legends”, the sensation of which is taken to the offensive: “Do you know that the poor Nil boasted so much that he hated a grammatical pardon?”
Armstrong himself began to sing that he said everything correctly, and the ominous article "a" buv, maybe, was drowned out by statistical shifts at the hour of the radio transmission.
The Australian programmer Peter Shan Ford has caught on to the old story. Vіn took a note of Armstrong's phrase, scribbled yoga for additional special programs and revealed a clear trace of the said "a" - in this way the astronaut's rightness was brought to light, which even pleased the rest.
In the meantime, these people, as if they were singing, that with the first phrase, as if having seen Neil Armstrong, having set foot on the Month, it was not a small mova about the “first crock”, but a mysterious tribute: “Good luck to you, Mr. Kampinsky!” (English: "Good luck, Mr. Kumpinski!"). The pribіniki tsієї "Mіsskoї legend" stverdzhuyut, nibi in childhood young Neil vipadkovo listened to the welding of their suіdіv Mister and Mrs Kampinsky. I nibito Mrs. Kampinsky at the fuse shouted at the man: “I hate you, you little girl! I'll take it in your mouth, just like a Susid lad walks around the Moon!
The legend looks more low sumnivnoy, to that, first of all, it is more literary; in a different way, apparently, what Armstrong navitt among the partners of other NASA astronauts is more important and not richer, and moreover, he is relatively following him, as it seems; thirdly, those who love to retell the legend, can’t get home in any way, what was the name of Armstrong’s court - Kampinsky, Gorsky, Gursky, Brown or retell Merriot? ..
With respect,
Anton Pervushin
"Do you want oral sex? Tsієї caresses
Have a bite too much? I'll give up already,
If the kid, scho for m'yachem stupid
Climb up to us by the garden, zlіtaє on Mіsyats!
Shouted and barked Mrs Gorsky,
And Mr. Gorsky is burmotiv.
Under the windows, listening to the moon,
The kid is hiding, why not dihav.
Let someone else say that we are not gods,
But that boy still stepped
For a monthly cool. The earth wheezes at trivozi, -
"Vіdpovisti, boy, you love Nile!"
Dihav vin happiness, - passed the highest "level".
Awesome!
Hotch kina skeptic, - "There's no vin zovsіm buv!",
Ale, the devil take it, win only there and boo!
Drive, don’t let it go, you can only wear thimbles
By the seas, caught between the monthly skel.
Vіn having guessed the booths ... and simply, without acting, -
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!" - saying in a rapt voice.
Level - (English) rіven.
In the photo before the verse - the next people on the Moon.
On April 20, 1969, the commander of the Apollo 11 moon module, Neil Armstrong, became the first person to appear on the surface of the Moon.
After whom he said his famous words: "This is a small crop for a person and a great haircut for people."
There is a legend that in front of him, as if turning into a lander, Armstrong missed the enigmatic phrase: "Good luck to you, Mr. Gorsky!".
At Armstrong, they learned what the phrase means, but smiled at the proverb.
On the 5th of March 1995 at Tampa Bay in Florida at one hour of a press conference, a reporter gave Armstrong a 26-year-old food. How many times did you win, for at that hour Mr. Gorsky had already died.
In 1938, when Armstrong was a child, he went to baseball with his friend. Vipadkovo the baseball ball flew in at the sus_dnє podvіr'ya and fell into the bedroom windows.
Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky were the susides of Armstrong. If little Nil was nahilivsya, schob lifted the ball, vin feeling, like Mrs. Gorski barked at her man: Do you want oral sex? Do you want oral sex? You take yoga off, if the Susid boy takes a walk for a month!”
Visnovok is simple. Sometimes it becomes the least possible reality.
Oleksandr Tulbu, 08.08.2013
Reviews
Cool!
If you want to, you start to look a little bit sharply, but I won’t recommend changing “oral sex” to this time (as a radiant reader, marvel at yourself ...), but take the axis of the first chotirivirsh at the paw would not matter.
Feeling this story, I believe, it’s unlikely that Nil having become such a bullshit (the same with the intrigue of 26 years).
I myself vіrsh more kind! (Just don’t get into trouble for tediousness, at the row “Let’s not drive, or you can put on thimbles”, it’s logical to replace “ale” more to go “less”, I’m not showing them respect).
Adzhe is essentially historical, think about it people - the first family scandal that has happened beyond the interplanetary Earth!
Dyakuёmo for the top!
The audience of the Proza.ru portal is close to 100,000, as if in a haze, looking over the pivmillion of sides for the tribute of the lichnik in vіdvіduvannostі, ruffled right-handed in the text. At the skin graph, two numbers are indicated: the number of glances and the number of views.
Modern communication technologies on the part of the Greatness of the Internet made us believe in the illusion of “open information space”. Most of the time, we don’t understand, having naively trusted our minds at that moment, if you read a newspaper, marvel at the TV, or expand over the expanses of the global border. Judge for yourself.
Fact number 1. Far away heat
In 1848, the townsman Nikifor Nikitin "for seditious promotion about the watering of the Month" was sent not far, but in the distant settlement of Baikonur! Buvayut have zhitti zbіgi.
Tsya comedy legend looks even more plausible and in a sarcastic way. It was first published in 1974 in the newspaper Dnipro Vechirniy. The author of the note is V. Pimenov, scientific colleague of the Dnipropetrovsk Historical Museum. Tsey "gelerter" confirmed that the issue of the newspaper "Moscow Provincial Vydomost" for 1848 was saved in the library of the museum, in which the fact about the townsman Nikitin is guessed. A few hours later, a kind of initiative reader spoke about this note of the Izvestia newspaper, and it went
їhalo... The story of the nevdahi of the philistine spread throughout the entire Union.
But there were people who were squeamish, they didn’t believe the word and they didn’t believe in the archives of the first time - this issue of the newspaper “Moscow Provincial Vіdomosti”. It was not without reason that there was no such note about the townsman Nikitin, and Pimenov himself knew better that he simply guessed the story and did not recognize that the row of rows in the provincial newspapers could be important.
Good, that the deceit of the word rozkrity dosit quickly, even the sound of the vigaduvati facti could fall to the spіvrobіtnik of the museum to gusto. The history of journalism knows the impersonal faults of the authors, who managed to describe in their articles those who, as it seems, were on the Russian bai-ram and the Turkish paska.
Fact number 2. Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!
If the American astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the surface of the Moon, the first thing he said was: "I wish you success, Mr. Gorsky!". Armstrong's child, for a moment, listened to the welding of the susi - a family bet on the name of Gorsky. Mіsіs Gorskiy raspіkala chоlovіk: “Swedish susіdsk lad zіtaє on Mіsyats, nizh ti please zhіnka!”.
The whole story about the new comedy of the “greatest hero of America” is no more obscene heat in the stand-up comedy style. Neil Armstrong himself felt the same way in 1994 with the Viconan comedian Buddy Hackett, writing about it for a while. Mabut, having sipped the heat to gusto, oskolki at the 1995th roci, at the hour of the famous press conference in Florida, having replayed it on the live air on the national radio.
The interview itself is worthy of proof that Armstrong was right when he said this phrase, having set foot on the Moon. Ale vin just voicing an anecdote, no more. Particularly reconciliation of the legends can be found on the Internet recordings of Armstrong's talks with NASA spivrobitniks at the hour of the landing and especially perekonatisya, as they do not contain a single word about the unfortunate Mr. Gorsky. It's a pity.
Facts #3, 4, 5.
Residents of a Scottish village marveled at the city cinema with the film “Towards the World in 80 Days”. At the moment when the movie heroes were sitting in a cat in a covered bag, they chopped off the rope, making a wondrous crackle. It appeared, the movie theater fell into the air ... the same way, like at the cinema, the sack was turned up! (1965)
If the "Titanic" hit the iceberg near the movie, which was broadcast on TV, the cries of the meteorite crashed into the house of the English Sim - a rare phenomenon in itself.
In 1944, the Daily Telegraph newspaper scolded a crossword puzzle to avenge the code name of a secret operation from the Allied military landings near Normandy. Rozvіdka rushed to investigate "discovering information." Ale, an old school teacher appeared as the order of the crossword puzzle, spanking with such a nameless zbіg no less than for military servicemen.
The first of all three stories - the collection of J. Michell and R. Rickard "The Phenomenon of the Book of Wonders", seen in Great Britain in 1977, is popular. Yogo authors are professional, great famous pickers of mysterious and mysterious stories. John Michell became famous for his books about Atlantis, megaliths, astroarchaeology and sacred geometry. This book, which is the book of Michell and Ricard, which describes icons that cry, people shine, primaries and toads, that fall from the sky, was seen in the Radyansk Union in 1988 by the political literature. Truthfully, they supported scientific comments on the radical materialism of Radyansk, which by itself looked like a comedy. Ale is not the point.
We have no idea not to trust Panam Michell and Ricardo, but let’s say that they themselves do not claim to be a hundred hundred authenticity of the records in their history books. Stink, shvidshe, collectors, nizh doslidniki, you are far from being told that something else is a “fact”. Like, for example, in a story about a meteorite screaming, which, having fallen on the house of a pious English family, I would watch a movie about the Titanic for an hour.
As soon as it hit the roof, it fell into the cinema, then in the pochatkovy version of Michell and Rikard, the coil tried to land on the village and hooked up the darts, through which the lights went out in the cinema. Here the authors state that it is a dzherelo-tizhnevik "Vikli News" dated April 12, 1975. I don’t know why you trust the tyzhneviks... I am especially a professional journalist - no.
And the axis of the story about the failure of the school teacher, perhaps, is true. Just a few clarifications: the code words did not appear overnight in one crossword puzzle, but they appeared one by one in a whole series of crossword puzzles for many months. The biography of the miraculous teacher in the name of Leonard Dawe (Leonard Dawe), who was the former author-sequencer of crossword puzzles for The Daily Telegraph, can be easily found on the Internet. Football player-amator, participant of the First World War and for the madness of crossword puzzles Leonard Dow dedicated not less than thirty eighty years to the right.
Fact number 6. Twin brothers
Two adoptive siblings who adopted the twins, not knowing about the plans of one of them, named the boys - James. The brothers grew up, not suspecting one of the other, offended by legal education, made friends with women on the name of Linda, blue was born in both. The stinkers found out one about one at least forty rokiv.
This story that turned out to be true became a publicity stunt for Professor of Psychology Thomas J. Bouchard, Jr. The burial of Buchard by the twins is unviable, he is the director of the Center for the Education and Adoption of the Twins at the University of Minnesota. Hobbies come from practice, which made yoga famous, the twins on the name of Jim Springer and Jim Lewis (Jim Springer, Jim Lewis).
The brothers first shot at the 39th century. It appeared that their shares were running in a wondrous rank. The offenders became friends with the girls on the name of Linda, separated, suddenly became friends with the women on the name of Betty, the offenders named their blues James Alan, and the dogs - Toy. Professor Buchard gave the twins Jim a grant to continue the injection of genes on medical and psychological indications of people. In fact, fakhivtsy have long been aware of the fact that in these twins they often have “similar” shares, and that the stench of the building “becomes familiar” with one another on the opposite sides of the Earth.
Fact #7
In 1920, three Englishmen went up in price in a train in one compartment. The process of acquaintance revealed: the name of one of them was Binkham, the other - Powell, and the third - Binkham-Powell. Zhodin of them did not interrupt the controversy with others.
The story about namesakes was published in 1989 in the book "Mysteries of the Unknown", seen by Reader's Digest. rock, and even 1950, moreover, in Peru.Chi varto trust the editors of the Reader's Digest publishing house?
Fact #8
In the 1920s, the American writer Enn Perrish drank in a second-hand bookstore on her beloved child's book. When she opened a book at home, she wrote on the title arc: “Anne Perrish, 209H, Webber Street, Colorado Springs.” That bula її vlasna childish book.
Dzherelo tsієї legend merits on dovir. First of all, having guessed about this cicavia fact, Enn Perrish, an American writer, critic and journalist Oleksandr Woolcott, at his book “While Rome Burns” (While Rome Burns). Vaughn was seen in 1934, and in 1954 the bula was named by critics as one of the shortest books of the twentieth century.
Fact #9
In one of the supermarkets in the English county of Cheshire, there is a cashier for the cashier under the number fifteen, so already for the extra money. The result - twenty chotiri women and thirty people children.
After long poshukіv far away z'yasuvati dzherelo tsієї piquant іstorії - tse newspaper "Vechirnya Moskva" dated April 7, 1992. It turns out that this note, which tells the heat about Mr. Gorsky, was published in the newspaper according to the principle “for the end of the day, readers need to give it to the comedy. that lady." And in order to lie, that from the actual data we can only name the counties in distant Great Britain, then it becomes clear that it is rather awkward to guess.
Fact number 10. Unsinkable H'yu
On the fifth day of 1664 the fate of Wales was saved by the sinking of a passenger ship. Lost all members of the crew and passengers, only one. The lucky guy's name was H'yu William. More than a hundred years later, on the fifth day of 1785, which year the ship knew of an accident. And again the only person vryatuvavsya on im'ya... Kh'yu William. 1860, again on the fifth breast, the fishing schooner immediately went to the bottom. The living have lost more than one fisherman. I yogo's name was H'yu William!
A lot of articles have been written about the unsinkable lucky ones on behalf of Hugh Williams. Tsya іstorіya dosit vіdoma. For the first time about Hugh Williams, one can read in Charles Frederick Cliff's book "The Book of North Wales" in 1851 ("The book of North Wales", Charles Frederick Cliffe), dedicated to landscapes, monuments, rivers and other important memorials Wales. In her story about H'yu Williams is given in a look of wine.
Indeed, documentary confirmation is less likely to occur due to flooding in the 1785th rotation. And the whole story blew up, at first glance it looks like a nameless one. I think if you say that in the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries near Moscow, a person drowned on the name of Ivan Ivanovich, then do not have mercy. The story about H'yu Williams is in the same series, because the name was even wider in other places. And there were three hundred ship accidents on the coast of Wales, it was necessary to think, it was too rich.
So, trust, or revise!
Journal of Naked Science luteum 2013
