Tale of three girls in a new way to the scenario. Humorous scene "fairy tale in a new way"
Fairy tale "Three girls at night"
Author Three girls were spinning pizno in the evening.
Spivochka Kabi I was a queen, -
Author Say one girl, -
Spivachka I would sleep every day, I would become a superstar.
Fashion designer Kabi I was a queen, -
Author Say її sister, -
Fashion designer Wouldn't go to old age, would become the best couturier.
Queen Kabi I was queen, -
The author of the Third Movila is a girl, -
Queen I would give birth to a hero for the father of the king.
The author Tilka vimoviti caught, the door quietly creaked,
І the king enters the svitlitsa, the sides of the tієї sir.
King Good evening! So it has already become clear that I am your words Chuv.
Be on your mind, girls! Be alone with you.
Vociferous, super old, with a microphone and a guitar.
And another buti couture!
Fashion designer Couture!
King Don't quarrel with the king!
You will dress everything in a fashionable way, and less pershochergovo!
Well, you, soul-girl, -
Author Talk vin,
king be queen
I give birth to a hero to me until the end of spring.
The author Tsar was not long gone. That same evening I repented,
And the queen is young, do not go far,
I suffered from the first night. At that hour, the war was on.
The tsar parted farewell from his retinue and succumbed to a distant road.
And the tsarina became a chekata and a guardian.
(Reporters with cameras and cameras come onto the stage, let's go to sleep, fight for the throne, reporters are ticking).
Queen What a noise! Maybe a thunderstorm? You can't boast about me.
Spivachka A! Sister, how are you doing?
Queen Ta did not give birth to docks!
Well, what about you? Have you become a sleeper? Vociferous, superstary?
Spivachka Vociferous, superstaroy. With a microphone and a guitar.
Tsar me yak declared for the producer vіddav.
Oh, look! And the axis i vin!
Queen Yak sound?
Spivachka Filimon!
(producer enter)
song. (Phonogram "Rose of China", in the course of the song from the black piano, weave a little chort).
Filimon So, everyone! She got up and went. I said: I got up and went.
(Spivachka fawns over to the producer, pushes the queen from the throne and puts a man down).
Queen Bach yak! Chase the queen.
(Distant suviy) Phil! Can you sign?
Filimon Ah, autograph? You can! It's not easy for me to subscribe.
What is written? "Decree! Decapitate at the same hour..."
Decapitate? Who?
Queen And tsgogo suppression.
Philemon Are you queen? Mother honest! Chi did not know. Vibach, dear!
You sit, and we move! We would be taken to the reception,
The oligarchs are there, repair the Axis of such magnitude!
Queen And the autograph?
Filimon
(go out)
Queen Zabіgay, zvіsno, you can! Walk usilyakі, turbobuyut!
(Only sit, send models. The queen puts her feet up on the throne. The fashion model enters, singing the song “Good for the beauties”).
Fashion designer Why, dear queen, Didn't you recognize your sister?
Well, dear, how are you doing?
Queen So, until she gave birth.
Ale with such a dear unfortunate time to be born and to the term.
Fashion designer Dobre squints without action, take a better look at what I have pinned.
Cool clothes - otas! On you right now.
That look is so look! It can be seen that the stench ate.
Zagalom, don't open the company! What to like - choose!
(The queen takes one speech and looks skeptically)
Queen Nі, so I definitely won’t dress up for the night.
Fashion designer Daremno! Today's fashion. All girls, let's go!
Change your mind, give me a call! I'm on the road #3
To know everything in Cherkizovsky, de know me, native!
(Go out. The queen go to the namet)
Author Tim, for an hour, like a king, flies away for a long time and zhorstoko,
Nastaє the term batkivschin; God gave them Sina up to a arshin.
(The queen comes out of the castle with a child. Sisters run in).
Spivachka Oh! Good Yak!
Fashion designer Fine.
Spivachka Pratsya tsar was not boulder.
Modeler Nosik, eyes - look!
Spivachka Let me marvel!
Fashion designer And the handles - marvel!
Quiet Queen! Chi do not rozіrvit!
Spivachka On, listen (suie children's headphones) - Tse axis of your titonka is sleeping!
Queen Qia music, sister, is not suitable for a child. (Vіdsuvaє headphones)
Spivachka Cho! Doesn't fit? (go out ubik) Well, harazd!
Modeler Look! Їy cover!
Go give birth to yours! You, little one, look!
Super rich! Let's reconcile now!
Queen I do not believe my eyes.
Fashion designer Why are you squinting! The one in which to walk mayzhe pіv planet.
Queen Do not grasp the world of understanding, the word first to say,
And you already shtovhayut a mustache that they themselves reconcile.
At the door, at the door, at the school, you know what is cooler,
What is fashion, what is on the air. Usikh zmіshayut at the orphan world.
(go out)
Fashion designer Well, I didn't understand!
What a wonderful thing to do!
Spivachka Everything made sense. We sent!
Fashion designer and mi so redundant?
Mi all mittu is permissible. Mean so! Sit, write!
Our king! Vladiko light!
Spivachka Already said beautifully.
The fashion designer gave birth to the queen in the night chi sina, chi daughter;
Seal, become a friend! Know how to imagine!
(go out)
(The king enters the stage, sits on the throne. The messenger enters.)
The queen gave birth to the king in the middle of the night, the daughter;
No target, no toad, but no animal.
Here I am so bachiv. Call Pushkin to me!
(Come Pushkin)
What are you, Pushkin - a son of a bitch! Having thought up, having said,
And the axis is word for word! Who wrote off from you?
Pushkin Plagiarism! Your greatness! The simplest!
What did the Kazakhs give there?
Pushkin They blew that queen,
At the barrels, they let them go by sea, they thought about it, they forgot.
Tsar Everything, now free, friend! Kazki, brothers, you need to hear!
A fairy tale is nonsense, that kind of tension - good fellows - a lesson.
(The king gets up and goes)
The author of the same day, the tsar, rushed back and succumbed to his retinue.
(The king comes out of the queen and with the child)
And the sisters, smelling grief, a fashion model with a disgrace
They broke up in cods. You knew the strength there.
Here at the whole stench they confessed, confessed, burst into tears.
The king was so happy to let the sisters go home.
Pushkin I'm there bov; honey, beer, beer - and wetting the vus less.
Remaining exit of the actors.
LOVE THE KAZKA
ON THE NEW LAD.
Kaznik 1:- Shanovnі pryadachi,
Do you want to marvel at the fairy tale?
I know, amazingly
Ale iz creative additions!
2 Cossacks come out. Quiet music sounds.
2nd notice. Fairy tale nonsense, that in niy tightness -
Good lesson for young people!
1st notice
Three girls under the window
We spun late in the evening.
(The first is a bun, the friend is visive, the third is to marvel at the dovkol)
2nd notice
The stench climbed up three times,
Judge about yours.
1.dіvitsya (Enshina Darina).
Yakby I was queen,
like one girl
I'd be yak time to rock
Busy with fashion.
Behind your thin figure,
I would have taken three sheepskin coats:
Min, max, which is cooler,
And perfume is less than Gucci
2 maiden (Bogatyrova Maria).
Yakby I was queen,
Speak її sister
The wife would know herself
Majestic budinok with a mezzanine,
Bіlya budinku poplars,
I kilim and piano,
at the girtsі schob krishtalu!
Polish furniture in the kitchen,
Rechi super-duper, yes!
Gamanets in the form of pennies fluff,
Six hundredth Mercedes!
2 warnings:
Well, you are beautiful girl,
Yakbi ti bula queen,
What bula would be proud of,
What did you do?
I would father-tsar
I would take care and love
Behind him I sat in order,
I marveled at the new century!
1 notice:
The hour of pivnіchny is approaching,
Stupid in the yard prolunav:
Enter five bogatiriv,
Five rum'yanih vusanіv.
Narechenі hoch na pіdbіr
here is a cat and water old tovst and kulgaviy.
Gingerbread man, Evil wolf, whale of vcheniy under lancers
Everything is reasonable, modest, decent
And dressed everything is miraculous.
Leather-noble cavalier!
Have mercy on the girls now!
One two three chotiri p'yat, -
So, obviously, Vodyany,
Old, old and cool.
Then in the hands of all power,
Ribam, however, is not affectionate.
Mustache, tell me to distribute,
Will not give more!
2 girls:
Perhaps, with a foxman, turn around?
Kind maliy, friend of the lisiv,
Dzvinkih bird's voices.
I love poetry,
І football matches watching...
To love everything tinyatisya
Have a fox
I about those who don't
I do not hati do not maє.
Only licorice sleep together!
De, what am I living on?
Cry loudly and grieve?
Well no! I won't!
The best will, but your own!
3rd girl (Bublikova Diana).
He is a Koshchiy rich man,
Expensive on a new robe,
Їst on gold, silver,
The price will rise. Tilki stingy Koshchiy zavzhdi,
Navit thawed water
All the shape of the pіdlyagaє,
The one who lives in the spring ...
I suffer from tediousness -
The whole district knows it.
One girl looks at the bun.
What kind of animal, what kind of fish?
Abo fruit ti, ovoch abo,
Are you a toad, are you a cancer?
1 Notice:
Kolobok (Tatarnikova Alina)
-You have your mind, what's up?!.
Hardened, docked
By forests and by dales.
Zagoriv and zagartuvavsya,
I became firm, like a skele.
The girls made up their minds.
You may need it for a while - having promoted the whale.
Pennies and a starry look
Don't depict anyone!
A new majestic eye!
Tse inside.
2 girl
І
big head!
Tse two.
3 girl
I la wash, marvel!
Tse three.
Zagalom vie not to the yard,
get on well
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Names turned
send home
І zgіdno everything is new
They began to live and live.
Behind the vіknom, the dawn threw itself,
She blinked, chuckled:
All rose according to houses,
Modern towers.
I dream, like stars from the sky,
Do not ask for uranium bread.
Know the price, Timmy,
It would be easier, maybe for us.
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Shvidko kazka is said
And bad luck for a long time.
Maybe, deakim girls
Tsya Cossack to get to know!
Heroes: host, 3 girls, Vanya, guests.
Sound music (at the hour of the leader’s speech, the melody “Nature has no bad weather” sounds.)
Host: Old fairy tales in a new way, "What's the point?" - to speak everything.
The hundred years have passed, the fates have been mined, Ale Kazka bula tsikava forever!
(sound music)
Leading: Three times a maiden at night. We spun late in the evening.
(The first one is a bun, the friend is hanging, the third is marveling at a glance; two thrones stand in the background; Vanya sits on the side and chovgaє on the guitar.)
Persha girl: (get up, stretch)
Yakby I was the president,
I would party gintsya - gintsya (dance).
(sing a part)
I'm a young girl, the whole garna is like that,
I lie down to sleep, I'll flatten my eyes, I don't give peace of love!
VANYA: (plays and sleeps)
Oh, my dear, Cherry garden,
Would you die for me, yagidka honey!
Persha girl: Oh, now! Why do you need kohati?
You bіdolashny and me are not a couple. Marvel at me - I will blacken caviar at my mother's and titki їla, rose on the ferry. And how often do you frequent me? Black crackers? Eh, yakby, I was the president ...
Vanya: And why did you get hurt, girl?
Persha maiden: I would go to hell
I would prepare a banquet! I want my mother at Paris' own restaurant.
(Sit and eat a bun. Get up girl No. 2 and sleep.)
Girl No. 2: Gray, Vanya, have fun
Don't mess with the guitar. I'm going to dance right now,
Hit with heels. The back lifts up, the boys smile!
Vanya: Eh, my beauty, Cherry garden,
Seek out for me, Yagidka honey!
Girl No. 2: Foreigner? For you? But in life! You have good - one guitar, that one is old! And I love to climb! Sob chobitki were shkiryan, those were more pairs, and the cloth was embellished with Sarov rhinestones! From a yakby, I was a president.
Vasya: Why did you hurt you, Divchino?
Girl number 2: I would be alone in the whole world
I would wove canvases! Shchob mother vlasnu factory!
(Sitting, hanging. Vanya turns to girl No. 3.)
Vanya: Well, you, beautiful girl, Yakby was the president,
Why would you be proud, Why did you grow up?
Girl No. 3:
I would batiushka-president
I would take care of and love, I would sit in order with him,
I marveled at the new century! І for the father-president
I would give birth to a rich man!
(Vanya puts on the guitar, takes the royal mantle from the throne, the crown "Tsar Falling Leaves", puts on and goes to the girl No. 3.)
Vania:
Good day, red girl! If so, then be my squad!
That retinue is not simple But Osinny, gold! (To the Queen of Autumn; handing her a cat of fruit.)
See, dear sisters, Get out of the lights,
Follow me, follow me and follow my sister!
Be one of you weaving, And insha - a cook!
(The king puts the girl No. 3 on the throne and sits instruct. Girls No. 1, 2 tap their feet.)
Leading:
Sisters grimaced, Growled like tigresses.
Ale, the superchiti did not dare, and they seemed to subdue.
Falling leaves, without becoming a check, All dovkola to the ball, calling:
“Oh you, guest-pane, I will ask all of you here.
Let's sleep and have fun, Play all sorts of games.
The cook and the weaver will be famously toastmasters.
Leading:
And the weaving with the cook, They sighed quietly,
Mіzh exchanged glances, Ale presidentovі chuckled less.
“Good,” one snorted, “We cheer you, gentlemen.
Repeatedly happen to be zgaduvati, Yak had a chance to walk at the ball.
"We give you such a banquet, The whole world will shake."
Leading:
This is how the girls, the presidents of the Autumn sisters, were promoted.
Well, the president needs to sleep, It’s less to marvel at the squad.
Vіn іz druzhina is not boring, Nіscho dovkol not commemorate.
One sister said to another: “The time has come to spoil the ball.
Now we are so twisted here, so that we don’t show everything, blow it.
“Exactly,” said a friend. - We know, roaring,
Above the guests of Listopad. Let's walk until you drop."
Leading: So they said and they did it
Guests were requested for the competition. Ale didn’t know the stink yet, they ate some to the ball.
Girl No. 1: (passing among the guests) At what ball did we get drunk?
Girl No. 2: We ate the same at the 19th century. We did not find any mushrooms. (They look around zdivovano and zdivovano).
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Contest #1? While our participants are waving for the day, we propagate the opinions on our main food.
1. How many days are three days of autumn? (91 days)
2. How do Russians call the period of warm weather in mid-autumn? (babine leto)
3. How is a tree a symbol of autumn? (Maple)
4. What is the universal zasib of the board of foundings in China? (parasol)
5. How do birds get into the woods with the best hangers? (Lastivki and Swifts)
6. How many days did the rain of the woods cause the All-World Flood? (40 days)
7. Who from the old Greek gods cherubov with thunder and bliskavkoy? (Zeus)
8. How will the phrase “great wind” sound in Chinese? (Typhoon)
9. How will autumn end? (sheet)
Competition No. 2: Glazomir.
The bank has a lot of coins. Bazhayuchi can signify, skilki coins at the bank.
(Prize win)
Competition No. 4: "Thick-cheeked lip-slap."
Two individuals come out. We are given zukerki. Put the stench in your mouth on the cob one at a time and sing at the microphone: "Tuppy-cheeked lip-slap", then on another, etc.
Competition No. 5: "Dance Competition".
Five couples call out. To sound a narration from six or seven voices with melodies. The leader of the couples recognizes all dances and dances correctly. Glyadachi vyznachayut vomozhtsiv.
Competition No. 5: "Hot food" (for all)
We all want to put food by the hall, on the yak stench they give the text on the papyrus, as they themselves sing.
"FOOD FRY"
Why will you earn your living income?
Is it true that curry work is your hobby?
It seems that you are earning a living by re-verifying the defenses. Tse so?
It seems that you are stribaete from the ninth on top?
Know, only honestly, are you a detonator?
Is it true, what do you do at breaks when you see children under a school desk?
How often do you have to change your voice, changing your mind as the director of the school?
Would you like to sit in the director's chair?
Is it true that in the evenings you dance lambada on your own?
Is it true that you are a secret agent of Chinese intelligence?
Is it true, what can you do at once with your vuhs, with your nose and with your eyebrows?
To say that you are writing a dissertation on the topic “Problems of choosing style telephones in the process of folding drinks?
Say you're allergic to penny bills. Tse so?
It seems that you are selling potatoes in flasks at the market. Is it true?
Is it true that you are afraid of a school call?
Walk a little bit, that your hedgehog is in love - bacon in chocolate. Chi so tse?
It seems that you are collecting students of Chinese scholars. Tse so?
It seems that you often flew when you dreamed that you became a liotchik 1st class. Tse so?
It seems that you are more kind and a noble person, especially if you put a weight on your leg. Is it true?
Do you believe that all people look like Mavp, and especially you - an alien?
You often watch UFOs and mate with aliens. Is it true?
It seems that you really wrote the painting "Mona Lisa", the song "Day of Peremoga" and wrote the Morse code. Chi so tse?
It seems that you know, Berezovsky is dehove. Tse so?
Walk a little, that you have learned to say a parrot. Is it true?
The selection of Russia for football would like to have you as its head coach. Tse so?
To speak, scho you loudly speak your dreams. Tse so?
Do you often fall off the bed?
Do you like to eat?
Walk a little, so you don't let the ships live. Is it true?
It seems that you have never fooled anyone. Is it true?
About your beauty, about your kindness become legends. What are you up to?
To say that Zhirinovsky robs you with his assistant. Is it true?
To say that you cannot live a day without a couple. Tse so?
To say that you cannot sleep against the walls, the knees rest. Is it true?
You are a smart person, well, just a genius. What are you good for?
Tell me at once more than that, more than that!
Is it true that you read more than one book in your life - I will spare you?
To say that you cross the street on red light. Is it true?
You live in a luxurious mansion. Tse so?
"ZHARNI VІDPOVIDI"
So, I also dress at second-hand.
No, no, no more! I want, vtim, so.
So, and I also embroider a cross.
Don't push me with your intellect. I'm Lenina bachiv!
I'm writing a book about it.
I immediately practice over cym.
All the steps of our enemies.
I will tell you, and they will put me in jail for a price.
I would like to ask you more than the presence of my special lawyer.
Well, you can be in a person, you want to be one little person!
Only for big pennies.
Zusstrіnemos through the next year after the horn and we will discuss the price.
And if I tell you the same way, do I say the same?
Viysk taєmnitsy I see less in the crowd.
Only burn for orders.
Only after the third cup.
If I vip'yu, a lot of what I can.
Mom is protecting the ceremonies.
Do you know about me?
Can't you see me?
So the share was arranged.
You can’t see anything, I’m such a person already.
It is necessary to put such food in the bed all the time.
My life has more stylki tsikavogo.
I'm sorry, but it's so.
It's just that the geniuses in me are empty.
I'm unicum!
Yakbi ce Bulo so, I would not have spoken to you at once.
Ask the susіda zlіva, wіn sensible.
If you want to know the alphabet, you need to know the alphabet.
For whom I live!
This is how myths grow.
Tse all the steps of our enemies.
That scho vie, I can’t even think about it!
For a penny, I can do anything.
Tse appears as if by itself.
Tіlki on prohannya friends.
Tse my secret passion.
How much to pay you to see me?
Hush! I don't want others to know about it.
In your position, I would have quarreled to put the same supply.
It's a pity, tse vishche for my strength.
Shhorok I can afford.
Well, why do everyone feed me about it!
Go! You won't see it!
For you, it’s only possible to kill honest people!
So I have practically no shortages!
Did you figure out what you asked for?
Will you keep me company?
Do I look like a clown?
I'm bald_u in tsgogo, like a crest in lard.
Only if squeezed by the bulky transport.
See me on the spot b'єte tsim pitannyam!
Tse I slyamzіla s Inet, zvіdki for sure, I won’t say at once. I did not overdo it.
Marfushenka is the eldest, Nastya is the middle one, and Olenka, the young one. I mirror.
Under our friendly splashes, a modest looking-glass will come out. Let's put it on the side here. And so, the three sisters sang songs in the evening. They slept, they slept, they said nebi zamіzh і pіti і know how to name names.
І axis near the center, the elder sister Marfushenka comes out and it seems: (Serdyushka’s song, like you’re a troch for 30 ..),
And the middle sister, Nastyushinka, with a hot-headed coat (the song "Glory" is the self-confidence of a bastard),
And the young Olenka, what did she say to him at the beginning (Tetyana Ovsienko's song is happy), I inserted a song I want to live, I want to live
The first axis of the sisters grew up and broke into the disco, the three sisters climbed in, flaunted, had mercy, in front of their mirror they spoke lowly to him, and the elder, Marfushenka, and feed, yalin in the world of all chalk of all rum and bіlіyan? And їy mirror at the vіdpovіd (the song "Andryukha's Gang" well, why are you so scary)
And Nastyushenka laughed at her friend, quickly made her way to the mirror, even if I don’t have a better supergirl, and I have a mirror at the sight,
Well, the young Olenka only modestly went to the looking glass, but then she fell asleep (Meladze's song is like a garne today),
Only the mirror fell asleep, the doors creaked softly, and the tsar of the side of that pan entered the chandelier. (Pisnya Vadim Mulerman - Merry King / tiryam-tiryarim-there-tire), I didn’t put in Russian, I’m sleeping like that opin heh, opin heh.
The three sisters stood up modestly, and bowed to the king. Sovereign buv unfriends, even though he is no longer young. The king glanced at the girls, and she became thoughtful. (song of the shahrai, the girls are different),
And the girls quarreled, but they didn’t break down, and the first one got the courage to say a word, the elder Marfushenka, went ahead and said just like that (Tina Karol. "Baby, my sweet little baby"),
Not resisting such an onslaught, the tsar wanted to get in, but Nastyushenka jumped on her friend, stopped the pershu and told the sovereign, (the song of Natalia Vetlitska - Playboy),
And the young Olenka didn’t even have a face, she went to the middle, straightened her hair, gained more chest again, and said take me, take me, I don’t want to.
And the stench at the dance got angry (song sam brow-stop),
Sovereign razkhvilyuvavsya, їli, їli vіn strimavsya, here and the mirror fell asleep, in the ear of the tsar slept, that the Deer was just (Tom Jones song, sex bom),
In the euphoria of the tsar, having drunk, and with joy, having won all the gifts, do not forget anyone. І axis scho the elder Marfushenka asked the king, (the song "Seryoga" is a black boomer),
And the middle one said so directly to the kings (song, Viagra, diamanti),
And the young Olenka didn’t ask for the gifts of the day, but only hung up her secret banquet, (Alla Pugachova’s song, I want to want to want to),
Having ruined the tsar zovsіm, let us grow hot, we’ll win, all the girl’s garni and saying wine in the soul (song of yakbi i buv sultan),
Well, you know, the mirror turned cloudy here, it grimaced over the tsar, and it said ugly, “On what the tsar’s muzzle is pulling, Veducha, the mirror is absolutely behind you, we don’t need to choose one squad, thinking the king, thinking, thinking, go to the girls, and so directly and saying
How did you feel the care of the sister, the little marfushenka got mad and went to the tsar, she blew three slits and said
And Nastyushka jumped, she didn’t beat the king’s troch, she waved her hands and the king said in her eyes, (song, Lolita, I’ll send Yogo to heaven for a little star),
All here, having understood our king and having looked at the deer in battle, Olenka shone her eyes on the king, but not ugly, but affectionately, she fell asleep in a lower voice, (Factory song - "I'll kiss you"),
Tsar virivishiv do not hesitate and repent of Olenka. Mendelssohn)
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