Best fry for 1 quarter. Day of laughter: ideas of fire and drawings
1st April - sacred to the humor of that laughter, it is necessary to try to make fun of it, play someone with your loved ones, friends, acquaintances, colleagues and classmates. Adzha sama is allowed to rule over other kapostes all day long, to hover over others on a whole bunch of “legitimate” bases.
Moreover, you can create practically without carnage, even if it’s sacred like that - Fool’s Day - why look at it!
The smut rule is that everything is funny, that you can turn it around, pretend to be innocent, so that together with the “victim” we laughed merrily at the undertaking.
Otzzhe, what kind of comedy can you come up with for a garnish pershokvіtnevy rіgrash, a gum jar?
Home jokes
The first objects for “separation”, as a rule, are family members or close friends, with whom you share a shared apartment.
To that there will be no hardships, so to take care of the special speech or the subject of a splendid koristuvannya.
We also propagate the best ideas!
Put in a winter newspaper
Vіd tsgogo її real rozіr zmenshitsya and vjagnuty vjagnuta very importantly. In this rank, you can fire with relatives, like vrants, they get to work, or with friends, like they waved to you at the guest.
Before the speech, the deputy paper can be put in a lightly inflated bag. And then let's get drunk with a viraz denunciation of our “victims”, if you see it, it’s like a leg gets tired of it, it’s shapeless.
Sew up the sleeves
For such a heat, you can wear a shirt, a sweater, a jacket, or wind a jacket.
It’s better to work with great verses, so that after such a fever, the river didn’t show up with a zip.
It will also be funny, if you sew up the pants on the pants and the guts on the clothes.
You can expand the idea even more and sew the lining up to the stretch. It is better to grow, having stepped about 10-20 cm from the edge of the leg.
Nafarbuvati nigti
Obviously, a girl does not deserve such a rank, a person can become an object for jarta. Early vranci, while still sleeping, work out your manicure. Don't forget to buy a nail polish beforehand!
Seal the door opening
For which it is recommended to vicorate kharchov plіvka. For a strained look, there may be more clearness. Golovnya, straighten it out so that there is no crease. It will be even more ridiculous if you want to spend a lot of money on an invisible shift.
Jelly from a straw
The essence of the separation is that you will propagate to drink through a sik straw, and replace the new one with a glass of jelly.
Rosigrash-freeze
The best thing for this heat is to win the keys to the machine or the office. It is necessary to put it in a cup in the evening before, fill it with water and put it in the freezer.
Lies, if it's time to hurry to the robot, we'll check your "victim" for a surprise. Prude й Schvidko Ripigrіvati Abo Cup for a robot, a robus, Rottanov Rottanów.
Bank head
Sounds like it’s not about the right head! It is necessary to rozdrukuvat on photopaper format A4 be-like a person from the Internet. Let's burn the photo with a "tube", insert it into a three-liter jar and pour some water into it. Wide head effect.
It was too much to put a refrigerator in the jar and get fed up with the wild cries of the one who knew it.
Savory snack
Option number 1
Cook the egg with a trick. Instead of protein, pour thick yogurt of white color into the substitute for zhovtka - half a peach. Serve on steel and follow the reaction.
Option number 2
Prepare milk porridge in the evening and put it in the freezer. Lies, as if nothing had happened, call on to eat brown porridge. After I draw, don’t forget to draw the snidanok and slander the home without jarring.
Option number 3
Add gelatin to milk. Milk can be kept in a glass so that it is impossible to drink it.
Joy to the soul
Options for such hots are rich:
Brush the toothbrush with warm ketchup, and then brush it with yogo (the bottom line is that if you get hot water on the brush, you’ll see that you brush your teeth more often);
Pour mayonnaise and milk into a jar of shampoo;
Turn the roses on the soul, put a cube of chicken broth in the middle and screw it on the plate;
Nasipati borosno at the hair dryer;
Cover with cute clear lacquer for nails;
Take a pasta-like cream for the leg and put a substitute for toothpaste in the bath utensils.
The coolest drawing in the soul - wrote cute on the mirror. Tse mozhe buti phrase type Tee offensive or I will come for you. If you write dry, you will become invisible. Ale, like a little bath, after taking the soul to fill with a couple, all the letters appear.
Rіznі fry for colleagues and friends
How can you deprive your friends of that colleague of the Day of Smіhu without respect?! For them, such dear ones to those who love them, come up with something more serious, lower glued handles (olivtsі, arkush paper thinly)!
Fun for the office
1. Prepare a box without a bottom, remind of її confetti (snacks, violins thinly), write on it in great letters “Gift” (“The most beautiful”, “Premiya” thinly) and put it in a prominent place. As soon as you can lift the box, you can hang around, and everyone can have fun.
2. Give your colleagues a pen with ink, as you know through the years.
3. Pour nail polish on papier waxes and let it dry. Let's carefully take out the inkblot, which has come out, and transfer it to some kind of document. Now, take a lacquer dance in your hand, depict life in your own guise, and start vibrating loudly.
4. Place counterfeit pennies in a prominent place in the office. On the back side, sign “On the 1st Quote!”. Kozhen, who is penniless to reach out for the "strangers", appreciate the heat.
5. For additional scotch tape, attach a paper bag to the wall, at which doors are opened. And on the door itself, glue the button opposite the bags. Now, as soon as it is possible to open the door, the button to fit into the bag and sound loud bavovna.
6. Draw a wide female from orange picks, paint a sprat of bold vertical lines with a black marker and insert it in front of your teeth. With such an enchanting smile, you can reach out to be someone to welcome with the saint.
7. Coat the lead with olive oil with clear nail polish. Nothing can be written to them.
8. It is not necessary to tie a plastic bottle to the bag by a thread, so as to stand on the table and fall from it, if the gentleman takes the bag. You can pour some water into the flask, otherwise you won’t feel the innocent heat.
Order salary increase
On the information doshtsi zranku trace the acceptance of the slander at the sight of the false order salary and etc.
How do you feel yourself?!
Be sure to stay home with your colleagues, so that the stench feeds one and the same at the “object” chosen for the fire. If the object appears, it is necessary to go in, that the wine is already looking bad and asking for food.
For example:
What did you do yesterday after walking through the night, friend?
Axis tse i "You have a peak Sharapov!"
Go to the toilet, put yourself in order, because the boss does not understand!
Takі raznі bazhannya
Stick a sticker with different inscriptions on the back.
For example:
1. I joke a person. Phone (specify).
2. I'm thin - eat only buns with cheese!
3. Ask me for help if you want!
4. Call me today “My bunny! Angela."
You are wrong
The widest fever. On the day of the 1st quarter of the day, having baptized your acquaintance, it is necessary to say with confidence that things are not in order in the new one.
For example, there was a back, a broken knee, a torn elbow, a skinny brudne. It is necessary to speak with a serious person, attacking the “bad man”, so that the addressee will not be afraid for a long time, that they are frying him.
Pershokvіtnevi fry for the squad, kohanoi
Well, obviously, the most important draw for 1 quarter should be organized for your “other half”.
Surprise at the box
Prepare a gift for her, having become a trick from the rich throats. Only once in a box with a gift put a note with the text “I am living with the Day of Laughter”.
Use the yakomoga more times to wrap the box with paper, put the bundle in other boxes and seal them with tape. Why do you have to worry more, if you have a gift, then you’ll win a win.
Before the speech, do not forget to buy a right gift, so that you can give it after that, as if you will laugh at the drawing at once.
Gift with delivery
Continuing the theme of gifts, proponing a larger drawing. Buy for your kohana a great soft toy, a box of zukerok or else to your liking. Golovnya, that the present was zagornuty at the special obgortkovy papers!
With whom you will need the help of a friend, whom your maiden does not know in particular. Vin is guilty of playing the role of a courier and bringing gifts to her home.
After the handing over, it is necessary to get close to 30 quills, so that the girl could catch the bunions, pick up a sprat of zucerok.
Then the courier turns around and seems to have had mercy on the address, and you need to pick up gifts. You should try to find out the maximum dissatisfaction with the fact that the package was sealed and the box of zukerok was opened. It is important that you do not overdo it and do not bring your team to tears.
At the most critical moment at the apartment, you announce, deaf, that you have drawn it, turn all the gifts and hand over a great bouquet of tickets for addition.
false proposition
If your kohana can feel like humor, then the axis for her is one more draw. Buy a small cup with a rounded gilded handle and a box, go for it, pack it in adorn jewelry. Put her cup in such a way that the handle washes uphill, suffocating with tinsel. Put a cardboard partition on top with a hole, in a way the part of the handle will look rounded, and also stick with a thin ball of tinsel. Everything can look like this, you can’t lie in a box in a ring.
On April 1, organize a romantic atmosphere and give the girl a box. And then watch out for his reaction and be ready to cheer at the cup that you have to fly.
This is a hard drawing for a girl, like a real dream about those who will take away the proposition of a hand and a heart from you! Therefore, such a “surprise” can only be controlled in that fluctuation, as if you were convinced that everything will be right to appreciate your sense of humor.
Fake kohanets
The girls can also decently “rake up the nerves” of their lads for the sake of holy laughter. Ask familiar friends for items man's robe that in a flash. Then, while you will be on the robot, build at the apartment from the entrance doors to your bedroom a “path” from throwing speeches (your clothes and whiteness are overwhelmed by a person). On the bed, rule the trouble and build under the carpet like a human figure, so that it was possible to side with it, that it was worth lying there.
For a greater effect, make a house with a kimos from your lad's friends, sob rozpovіv yoma, as if bachelor you from an unknown young man, to go to the door of the booth. You can check on your lad in a lien, or you can imagine what you recently got into your soul. Just try to transfer some reaction so that you can avoid serious welding and bring the rozіgrash to a rozvyazki.
Kohanom people
What's wrong with your car?
Option number 1
To the bumper of the car, tie skeins with metal cans in other parts of the world. Shovati the entire structure under the car and check on її ruhi.Option number 2
Put dry peas in a plastic or plastic box. Tape it to the bottom of the machine. The noise under the hour of the collapse of security and the panic is the same!Option number 3
On the forehead, there is a sticker on the forehead: “I knocked (hooked up, ripped up) your car today. I bring my vibachennya, call me, let's go home! Send a phone. Like a twinkle will come - hello with the first day. The second version of the sheet: “You chained up my car. Video fixation. Call - let's go home!Option number 4
At the muffler of a car, you can "puff up" not large number powdered sirka. If the car will be started and the muffler will warm up more often, throw down the gray smoke unacceptable odor Whenever you bring someone into the mix, do not forget once again to welcome the saint to that calm person.
Chereviki
Option number 1
As if the laces are more common, one should be put in order, and the other should be left out in the first place. Put a sticker or a leaflet with an inscription - "From 1 day, love!"Option number 2
It's smart to tie the laces of the laces one by one. You can sign the leaflet-vacation for 1 quarter "Together and forever!"
Rozіgrashі, yakі pіdіdut for any kind of vipadku
Worse
1. In the package of the cat's food, fill in croutons or snacks, and then sit in front of your colleagues and sip it with your appetite. Similarly, you can put dry milk into a pack of powdered powder, or insert Mamba chewing zukerki into a case like glue-olive.
2. Have a friend with a sandwich made of a cloak of cowbass and gum targan.
3. Make a cocktail for a friend, as soon as your companion turns to the hvilinka, breaks a bark in a pipe. Let's please, wait for yoga with maritime samples to finish drinking a cocktail.
4. Visit a friend with a cola of ice. The essence of the story is that the ice can be invisible - in the middle of the need to freeze the mentos tsukerku. If the ice is broken for a while, then there will be a gurgling reaction in the form of interdependence, if it is mentos - from the bottles, beat the fountain!
5. To smear the head of a watchmaker on the neck of a gas-driven dance and often a friend.
Zhart for help phone
1. Download the add-on “Call a friend” to your phone, or animated pictures of frivolity and send such a surprise to your friend.
2. Remember your friend's signature in contacts and call him with the name of the boss, yoga girl, father too.
3. Install the program “Give the mayor a photo” on the phone. Let's take a picture of a friend, quickly mount the photo and immediately show it to you. Vіn is guilty to believe that real photo, What was heavily crushed.
4. Get the Dude Your Car program. Let's take a photo of a friend's car and mount the picture so that it looks like the car was in an accident. I've lost my way until a friend leaves the car at the station and you can send me a message.
5. One of the most fun tricks that you can use to control an auxiliary phone is to grab the Smart TV Remote program. If you can, then you can control whether it's a TV set: switch channels, adjust the volume. Run such a “show” at home, if you want to marvel at the TV, in the office, or go to the electrical store with a friend and have plenty of fun.
6. There is another similar program that allows you to use a computer bear or connect to the keyboard through the phone. Play a colleague or a friend like this, having started to work on your computer without any stupidity, and open all the folders of your sleep.
Computer jokes
1. Set an alarm clock with a cool sound on your computer and set the maximum volume. Let's do it at the most inopportune moment: the next hour is over, at the lesson of informatics, if mom marvels at the love of the series too soon.
2. Take a picture from the cracked screen of the monitor on the Internet and install it on the computer as a screensaver. Don't forget to pull out the cords from the bear and the keyboard. Your friend will be shocked when he thinks that this PC is zipping.
3. Even though there is no need to fool around, you can glue the opening for the light sensor on the computer mouse with adhesive tape. It would be more fun, add a scotch tape picture with a cool writing. If your friend hvilin five times to tinker with the bear, what is not practical, you will think of it and turn it over and reason is the essence of the joke.
At the end, one more hint. For the draw for 1 quarter, I don’t have to think long and get ready. You can visit the fun shop ahead of time. There is definitely a cicada little thing there, to help you make your day unforgettable: a fart pillow, a glass of non-spill, tsukerki with pepper, a deodorant with an unacceptable smell - this is far from being a new relic of drіbnits, which you can know in such pledges.
And then - for 1 quarter! І lay everything according to your imagination!
At the day of Smіkha, practically everything is hot, people are gloomy and unhappy. This day is a record one for the number of fires, drawings and humor. They are fired: on robots, at home, at schools, at public transport, at shops and at parking lots. Therefore, in this article, we will tell you how to fire for 1 day, even if it’s farther thought out, spontaneous jokes do not deliver an image to the whole day. But it’s hot to be true funny, not angry and not approachable. Still, it's holy. Day of Smіhu and Fool!
Colleagues do not encourage themselves to be satisfied with the drawing of someone, rule the pershokvіtneve sacredly and organize the drawing. So give me an idea and be a kerіvnik. Forward! Today is the day of Smіhu and it is necessary to spend yoga fun. Take it once in a while, if you can shrug it off and nothing happens when you do. Otzhe, how to play colleagues for 1 quarter.
"Secret Box"
Take a box without a bottom, write on it the word: "Secret", "Special", "Do not cheat!" or those who themselves show an insubstantial interest among the practitioners of your company. Put її curl high on a bowl, put її confetti or a finely cut paper, a colorful bazhan, (it will be more effective). Obov'yazkovo naydetsya naytsіkavіsha osobistіst, yak virіshit wonder what's in the middle. Having taken a box without a bottom, a person will be sizzled with paper. Urochisto stretch out that shield to you, that scoop, that graft with the first day!
For 1 quarter you can fire with friends, colleagues and relatives for help with voice calls over the phone:
Tsej zhart pіdіyde, schob rіgrate a person for 1 quarter chi squad, father chi children. To all who live near your apartment.
"Snake"
Take a lace or a thread, twist it at the sight of a snake, put it under the stretch of one of the members of the family. If we lie down to sleep, it’s incomprehensible to pull on one edge. Lyudina pіdstribne vіd nepodіvanki that fear.
Early in the morning or in the evening, if you are sleeping, change your number in your phone book, for example, name your friend or work colleague. You can lie, standing in front of the looking-glass, carefully arranging yourself, as if it were an important step. If your kohany is gone, write an SMS to you approximately the following plan: “(Im'ya kokhanoy). I respect you for the need to get ahead of you, until your maiden, fifteen days ago, a man from a bouquet of flowers and a splash of champagne. I still don’t see her go out. At this hour, you're leaning on the table, and if your young man gets away at home, scribble yoga with a piece of paper with the inscription "Z 1 kvіtnya!". Such a trick is not varto carried out with jealous lads. Do not risk, because you are not convinced that the heat will bring you both joy and fun. І don't forget to change your phone number, as if it was the last entry you made earlier.
And for 1 quarter, you can write such an SMS: Dear, our susіda animal is a novelty for you: “I check the child!”. Zhart. First Thursday.
Over friends, you can shrug at any time, but from the day Smіhu you just goiter yazanі їх play. Come up with funny jokes, so that we will be funny and your friends will laugh at your heat and guess the whole day from the hoards!
Write a note: “On the stele there is a wreath. Read it and pass it on to someone else ”and give її susіdovі at the party. Leather read to marvel at the stele. Rosіgrash rozkriєtsya, if you respect vikladach.
Few people like to burn for 1 quarter. In the first place, the stink of the worst fool, in a different way, ochіkuvani and perebachuvani, in a third way, one-man. Such a situation can only be described by cynicism. I, fortunately, in Russian youth with cynicism on the right, richly beautiful, lower with warmness. You can make textbook drawings for classmates at school, colleagues on robots, friends, children and fathers on the Day of Laughter to the point of unrecognizability, revealing a trifle of fantasy, cold-bloodedness and closing the result with a dry rose. Those same stosuetsya typical "bearded" SMS jokes: after easy editing, the stench will again become unbearable and make it funny.
Funny fire for classmates at school on Holy 1st April
1st April - the most beautiful and most cheerful holy day on the river. This day you can fry with fathers and children, friends and colleagues, close and distant relatives. Navit for mami that tata can prepare a funny drawing, for which stench it is unlikely to form. At the Day of Smіhu, in principle, it is fenced off to the image of humorists and fryers. Tim is bigger, yakscho tsі vitonchenі prikolіst - not native people, but friends in the party. Ridiculous heat for classmates at the school for 1 quarter - there is no part of the collaborative team. Do not follow her bad. When will it be possible to beat a botanist carelessly or take revenge on a bully?
The best fire on the Day of Laughter for classmates and classmates
It is recommended to draw a small amount of comedy jar for 1 quarter for classmates or classmates. Among friends, the stench screams laughter and laughter, and among teachers - a wider zdivuvannya:
- Wrinkle the puff with PVA glue, fill it with fresh milk. Eagerly drink a drink right at the lesson. Be inspired, such a vikliche of the impersonal suspected glances and comedy remarks from the side of classmates.
- At the break between lessons, wind the stiltchik to the teacher's table with a stretch plait. Wrap the piece of furniture all over the sides, together with the sides, which are located in the middle of that ring. In order to save all the heat, the teachers will have to spend 10-15 minutes on the lesson.
- Tell a classmate to take with you to the lecture a package from a dekilkom with sets of a human robe. After a lot of betting, one of the classmates is guilty of wrapping up in a blanket and walking into the audience with the phrase: “Masha, I forgot your clothes in you yesterday, did you bring you?”. It is the duty of the girl to stand up and see the lads, a set of scarves, shorts, trousers and T-shirts. After 5-7 minutes, another classmate enters the audience in the same way, followed by the third. Zdivuvannya students and vikladach will not be between!
Zharti for 1 night for friends - the best ideas for draws
On April 1, the Lord Himself will order to poke fun and flirt with friends. Deyaki rozіgrashі on the Day of laughter with a whole bunch of innocents and call out more than a grin, if you don't want to smirk well, or change your jacket, the third - zmushyu zaslititsya over a joke at a friend. Make up your own mind! It’s not so easy for friends to pick up a “fresh” far away fire for 1 day for friends: the best ideas for drawings have already been found by everyone, but new moltings are coming!
We offer you a smattering of comedy ways to take revenge on the approaching friends-grillers, without spending a lot of time and additional benefits.
Fresh fire and raffle day for friends
It's fun and cool to welcome friends from the Happy afternoon, call them from the guest. Lighten up the atmosphere with a light Christmas evening and cocktails, and then - proceed to the gidoti. Do not forget to prepare in advance to fry for 1 quarter, for the best ideas for drawings, ask our choice.
- At a cardboard box with low sides, put a sack on it. Better yet, stick it with duct tape. From above, cover the figure with tops from a can. Cake, scho viyshov, sip with a confectionery sip. Invite one of the guests to cut the dessert with a hospitality knife. If the ball bursts, the cream will spread on all guests.
- Choose an object for fun. Take a drill and a sprat once, start yoga in the eyes of the victim. Then let’s go behind the guest’s back, use one hand (or rather a finger) to push it between the shoulder blades, and start the drill in the same whil. The effect is to overturn the usі ochіkuvannya.
- If you have a small child (up to 1 year), you need a joke. Seat guests at the table and see to the next room. Have a clean diaper visipte kabachkov's caviar and take a spoon from your hand. Turn around for the table before the guests and with the words “Mmmm, relish” start eating caviar from a diaper.
- For example, in the evening, neatly place our guests at the winter shoes of the servo. The drink of the friends of the movchka is urged to be pulled tight. False!
Unforgettable fire for colleagues on the Day of Laugh 1 April
At most vipadkіv nezvichaynі pershokvіtnevі jarta for colleagues pov'yazanі z work station, personal computer or mobile phone. There are a lot of options for such drawings and the main mass has already become obsolete. Today, no one is greeted by an office armchair at the toilet paper and “canned” by the head of a sleeper. Those same cost and computer accessories. It’s unlikely that you’ll be able to beat your colleagues with a comedy headpiece on the working table, or by replacing the patch in the bear’s head. In order to get the right, unimaginable fire for colleagues on the Day of Smile on the 1st April, to get a little better.
The best office draws for spivrobitniks on the Day of Laughter
And for the quiet, who cares about the joke of fresh humor, we have selected a collection of ready-made jokes, jarries and rhymes for spivrobitnikiv until the Day of Lamentation.
- Clutch the spool of thread at the hem of the bed, and bring out the tip of the thread with a bare name. Ask a colleague to clean up the thread from your bed and enjoy the sight of a blessed helper.
- Before the spivrobitnik appears, paste over your work space with photo posters of Justin Bibier with cute kisses. Such a joke is especially relevant, as your sus_d behind the physique is super-serious or brutal.
- Tell the spіvrobіtnik, scho zapіznivsya, scho for "yogo soul" the personnel officer came. Start in the village (on the road no less than 300 km) open a new office, translate yoga itself, like the most punctual. At the same time, take care of a serious look, or trim the grimace of a spy.
- Send a sms to us in the office with the text “Darling, I am pregnant” at a different hour.
Popular fry for 1 night for mami ta tata
On the Day of Smіhu, the most in the form of fires, the rozіgrashіv suffers from the one who first smacks his hand. Tobto mother that tato. Itself on the fathers of the pidletki begin to understand the art of sarcasm and the mastery of "prikolism". At the first hour, stepping over the boundaries of what is permitted, imitate the nearest people with unacceptable surprises at looking at darned pants, stuffed teeth or salty tea. As a result of the popular heat for moms and dads, moms and dads end up in the mood for work and dads.
What fate should be proponed to pin the kill and raise the spirits of the fathers for additional reading of funny verses for a sleepy snidan. Such a hot privitannya from 1 quarter, singsongly, is worthy of mothers and tatovs richer than poured expensive varnish for nails, or zmishuvach, fermented with grub barvniks.
Nayneshkіdlіvіshi fry for the fathers on the Day of laughter and humor
And it's true, comedy verses about pershokvіtnevі heat please no less than the heat itself. Change yourself!
Hearing of proishov on the live air:
Give everyone an apartment,
Significant increase in salary
І the rent will be reduced.
And retired
Kozhen come by car!
1 quarter, brothers -
Bring a smile together!
From 1 quarter! Today is the day of laughter,
You can put it in the kaluzha for fun,
You can harmlessly friends play,
Golovne - sprinyat everything with humor!
With barefoot zhartuvati can expensively koshtuvati
You for a pіdkol, smilіhayuchis, zvіlnyat.
What about the government service provider?
Zharti threaten the supply of food.
Can you conceive a child this year,
shob New river bіlya canopy booth zustrіchati.
You can wonder in the public space.
Before the First May we can let you in.
Zagalom, not varto sogodnі nudguvati:
Better laugh, lower gloomy grumbling!
Mom heard the forecast:
"There will be a day without cloudiness and thunderstorms."
Regardless of all threats,
Daughter ruined the predictions:
Didn't reach the mountaineer
Їy only two crumbs -
Inadvertently wetting the pants.
What do you see, my daughter is small ...
Rozmіyavsya did to tears:
- Mabut, hibny buv forecast!
Started the day from the wound
Nachebto so, like a school
Getting up, eating, vmivsya,
Shvidenko got naked
Tilki pohodit
Let's hang at the door and ring.
Appearing - leaf-bearer,
I brought a letter of wine.
Shout out to me to judge
Just the beginning of the day.
Ale panic without becoming:
Ran to work.
Sleeping on the bus
Harazd, want a taxi drunk.
Ale, come and see
That taxi driver and ruined,
For a long time he had a chance to get dirty,
Ale got far away.
I go to work
Look marvelous zustrіcha:
All repeat with zustrіchi once,
Nache in chomus I vymascheny.
Hotch I vmivavsya,
Ale reached the mirror:
All garazd,
I'm going to work.
Only in the telephone tube
The voice is wondrous, unknowable
For a long time the lighthouse carried the yak
So I skipped the offense.
Day of the robot worker, what was left
I deciphered my handwriting,
Htos me sheet nad_slav
I called for a favor.
Addresses navit indicated,
But I didn’t sign myself.
With a foggy head
Thinking about the wonderful note,
I rushed that evening,
To catch up to come to the zustrіch.
Obіyshov for a moment and vzdovzh,
Reset password
Ale, don’t get mad at anyone,
Meni at the indicated coat.
I turned back home
І hungry boo and angry.
I'm calling on the telephone tube
The voice is heard knowing.
Well, great, what a joke?
Good luck to you?
I grabbed my head
I looked like a laugh,
Even today, really,
It was before Thursday.
Funny jokes and SMS-draws for 1 quarter for children from fathers
Batkivshchyna is an important worker. Albeit to a foldable mission, it comes with humor, rich life situations are easier to deal with. The fathers, who are able to fire at once from their children, easily turn the whirlwind process into a rose. And the International Day of Humor is a miracle drive to get warm, vicarious gum fry and sms-draws for 1 quarter for children from the father.
Funny fry at SMS for the Day of Smіhu to children from fathers
It’s not enough for the children of the building to shine with the original, that merrily make fun of the fathers at the international Day of laughter and humor. Some mothers and tatos, who are often driven by cynicism and creativity, are far away frying over children for the help of funny sms-draws for 1 quarter. For example:
Sinku, don’t cut your nails on your feet, otherwise they’ve made a necklace!
(ІМ'Я), termіnovo buy a toilet paper and go home ... Do not be the same scary!
I'm going to buy flowers at Grandma Shuri's, today is the 5th anniversary of death. I'll come soon. I'll bring a lot of savory. Kiss, mom.
Vasya, if you want to come, the party of the heroine will come?
Oh, vibach, sinku. Not you.
You are reconciledly asked to go to the nearest police station and pick up your dog!
1 click on the 2nd! Tomorrow at 13:00 at the same place! Password targan! In the evening I'll call the secret house! The operation is called Beaver! Throw a call!!!
Getting ready for the international spring marathon of humor and laughter, find out more hot for 1 quarter for friends, classmates at school, colleagues at work. Do not forget about drawings for fathers and children. Hurry up with our good sms for the Day of Laughter, so that you can raise your spirits to remind them who are far away from you!
The skin needs positive emotions. Humor helps people to save their health and multiply their life energy. proponed fresh ideas so that you could rule over warmer drawings for 1 quarter to raise the mood of your friends and relatives.
Draw for 1 night for friends
good wet friend
Perceptibly enchanting Pershokvіtneviy draw over friends, silently practicing in any kind of apprenticeship. Our loved ones are always ready to come to the rescue, but on the cob of the day, the feast can turn into embarrassment for them. In order to create this cute drawing for a helpful friend, you need the following items:
- plastic container from water;
- come down, a stool or a stool;
- a mop or a similar old object;
- there are no objects to be used, yakі can be filled with water.
So that it’s hot for 1 day without being at Skoda, think about it in advance, de same yoga can be done. Take a container and fill it with water - warm or cold at your discretion. Get up on the descend or the stele, strongly press the capacity to the stele. Now seriously turn to a friend and ask for help in terms, explaining to you what to do - rest the mop, to stand on the bail, at the bottom of the bowl. It's a smutty tse shvidko, so that the "victim" did not start drinking and did not try a trick.
Just like a friend "buying" into your prohannya and nadіyno pіdper єmnіst, standing on the pіdlozі, swidnko zіlіt zі dіvіv аbo stіltsya, take tsey pedestal and go immediately. Otzhe, otrimuєmo result: friend zalivivsya Trimati єmnіst іz water, pristelenoy up to the stele. Hands step by step, do not come to the rescue of anyone. At this moment, you can just look at the situation from an unknown place, or create a video clip for YouTube. Do not hesitate, this clip will be admired by many people, likes are safe.
Once, without a hitch, your friend will try to trim the mop and let the plastic container in, the water will pour down. Do not forget to sincerely welcome a wet friend from the first day.
Emotionally broken smartphone
For this hot idea, choose a friend who has the coolest phone, a smartphone, or a small tablet. What do you need for which show:
- know for sale the case of the type of gadget (it can be the same as a friend’s case, or even similar to a new one);
- know the place, where it would be possible to “break the phone”, for example, about the wall or the pidlog.
Otzhe, something to ask a friend for an expensive gadget, to get on the phone. Imituyuchi rozmovu, trochs vanish and unremittingly put yoga on the empty body. It is also possible to win over an old old phone, which comes with inapplicability. The right gadget should be carefully taken away from the gut.
When rozmovі let in, scho cook be-kim. At the right time, if the owner of an expensive phone is alert and listens more, to create an indignation of what you are in fierce, then with the strength of your strength, break the gadget’s imitation about any object or trample on it with your feet. It's such a realistic fever to believe it.
Eater of the Unholy
We are conducting a super-smiling experiment on especially naughty friends on the street. For this run, prepare your set:
- squash caviar (otherwise, it is another substance that will tell feces, for example, chocolate paste);
- zabrudnenі in this same їzhi shmatki toilet paper or servettes;
- spoons.
It is recommended to choose a clean place of squash caviar or be some other product similar to excrement. Close by laying out a common toilet paper. We take a friend and we go for a walk in the prepared area.
As soon as your portion of caviar or chocolate mouth is caught on your eyes, you can eat it right away, take a spoon out of the intestines and start a meal right in front of a friend. Just don't explain anything. Less sliv. And do not forget to take into account what you need to try and try this "grass" while it's still fresh. A friend will be in school.
Draw for 1 quarter: phone calls are rightfully considered one of the most ridiculousDrawing on the phone
Telephonist blow with strum
In order to create funny situations, a stationary telephone is needed, which step by step goes out of order, but all the same, de-not-de zustrіchaєtsya. Phone one or a few people and seriously ask them for 10 hours not to ring telephone calls, explaining to them that the repairman is ringing, that he works on the line, and that if he suffers, you can hit him with a strum.
Khvilin through 5 call back to the subscriber. As soon as you dare to pick up the phone and you will see, it is necessary to see a stingy cry. We gave a check for a reaction, or we interrupted the calls.
Call others 1 quarter
You can record hot messages on any topic, change your voice for additional audio processing programs, which are widely used for Android. Having phoned others, it immediately presses on play, a friend listens to your record, points to the reaction.
For example, you can say in an official voice about those who, over the course of a year or more, your friend will be transferred to the tariff of Podviyny, de vartist of all services is growing. Also, the operator in a calm official tone can tell you that all the benefits have been written off from the shell to help planet Earth.
It’s also bad to hear calls from the police in a human voice, debating about law enforcement. Vono believes in the fact that little respect is attached to the song of a close person, catastrophically few gifts are given too little.
For people with a strong mentality, we will tell you about those who have ripped up your car or phone theft. Vybіr so bezmezhny, zalezhno vіd lyudiny, z kakoї treba pozhartuvat. Think about how you can take those chi more information. Record the voiceover on your own, recording the necessary effects and noise, or take such a track on the Internet. Obviously, the deacons will slander such drawings and victoriously vibrate them, but there are too many who are trampled.
Happy SMS
Sob robiti sms rozigrash, you need an unknown number. Axis apply pershokvіtnevyh message:
- Hey subscriber! You are near the zone of non-working life. Cross the road. And if not, then 100 rubles will be debited from your rahunka (or else the sum, in the fall I will become a rahunka) rubles.
- Shanovniy (im'ya), You are stunned at the red rose! At the present time, the special services have assigned your mission to the assistance of a companion. The order to remain in the field until the arrival of the operatives.
- Corrections have been made to the system of payment of housing and communal services to the population. Shanovny subscriber, drop pennies from your postal screen. Reshtu work and our spіvrobіtniki vykonyut for you. For a reason, Bank of Russia.
- Hello, this year until 23.00 you ordered a sofa and a wardrobe will be delivered to the address: (exact address of the person who is being ordered). Prepare all the money to pay for your furniture. Also, it is worth noting that the delivery cost is 3 thousand rubles, leather over the robotic vantagers is 1 thousand rubles.
- Shanovny (im'ya), terminovo come to the clinic (specify the number of the office). Until the end of the week (one or two days) vaccination of the population against cat flu is carried out free of charge.
- Respect! Your body weight is moving 50 kilograms. Send the term SMS notification with the text 50+ to number 03, and you will deny the guarantee of cost-free delivery of benefits for weight loss. Mіska service svidkoї help.
- Raise your head at once (or negainally). You are rotten in the NATO, I can pick up others. Sniper.
Abo come up with your own, unique, in the same soul. Golovnya, so that the person believed, made a sound of disapproval, and maybe buti and zdіysla yakіs dії аbо dzvіnki vіdpovіd. Todi wines will be fully grafted from the day of laughter.
Draw for 1 quarter at the school
Tea with real powder
It is very significant that high school drawings can be the last ones, do not bring deplorable results, do not damage safety, do not use the aesthetically vihovannia of children and children. It's a cool idea for a distant Christmas tea party at school. What is needed:
- an empty box with a fresh powder;
- new polythene bag;
- tsukrovy pisok chi dry child eating.
Let's describe the first option. I'm ready to send you the props. For that in a box, there is not a single gram of powder, a polythene bag is invariably placed, it is reminiscent of yogo tsukr. The tips of the package need to be sealed so that the stench is not visible, and at the same time, parts of the powder did not come into contact with the squeak and did not drink water in a bowl.
We take a school cook into the bedroom, which defiantly puts boxes in a sleeping teapot, from which axis-axis we pour savory tea for everyone. It is possible to work for a cup of tea with a must-have class, or for a special lunch break. Golovna, that all the zmovniks had serious individuals and did not show the stink to the eye, what to know.
The option is different for the fact that the powder is not zukr, but children's eating. For the queen, it’s wonderful to serve whether it’s a dry sum for the little ones. At the necessary moment, take away a box from your backpack and from the satisfaction of your own. Such a reader is guaranteed to give respect to classmates and readers.
Trust in telepathy
Vlashtovuemo fever at the break. What is needed:
- paper;
- pens.
What needs to be done is to seriously toughen up a classmate, that you have shown telepathic ability to guess numbers. For example, you need to say whether the number of the range is 1-9. Dali ask Yogo to look at the same place, where you will spread papriets with a special number. And for the addition, say that you knew, that you guessed the wine.
In order to create this draw, it is necessary to make a sprinkling of cards with numbers and to hide them in different places, obov'yazkovo remembering their place of roztashuvannya. For example, put papers in the kisheni chi books, under the desk.
Children's drawing at the class
Make sure that the cool drawings don’t break the hard school discipline. Write a note with the text "Surprise, your socks are on the wall, pass it on to someone else." It will be funny to the whole class, as well as to the teacher, who picks up this note and also looks at the stele.
Eyes of the product soak mom
What do you need:
- refrigerator, filling products;
- a lot of gummed pairs of eyes;
- glue.
Mustaches for 1 quarter for mothers can spend a lot of її zvochnoї dіyalnostі - work at home and cook їzhi. Show, as if you were a housewife, if, when you open the door of the refrigerator, the majestic number of eyes marvel at her. Prepare your eyes for a long distance, look at them from multi-data visions, in magazines, or paint on paper independently. You can also take a look at old toys, the stench looks better.
Your body is glued to a skin product, a skin jar, to everything that is in the refrigerator. Golovnya, so that her eyes looked kindly, she saw them, numerically looked straight at the people, like they were looking at a refrigerator. This innocent drawing is more suitable for women and always works "with a bang."
P_dm_na sn_danku for batk_v chi children
- canned peach;
- yogurt chi mayonnaise;
- ginger or apple.
Homemade roses for fathers are the best for 1 quarter, as if they were eating. You can cook a bad egg, for example, add yoghurt of a different color and put a substitute for a canned peach (enough halves of a peach). Podіbnіst gibberish. Also, don't forget to add some apples to replace the French fries. Also, the role of potatoes can be vikonati іmbir, the role of protein mayonnaise, and the zhovtka shmatok gelatin.
Color water from the tap
What do we need:
- plumbing and faucet;
- barvnik tablets or barvnik in a rare sight.
A water pipe for mothers and sisters (or other members of the family) has been home for a long time, but all the same, everything is trapping on a new one and it’s even funny to go out. You can put a rare barn on the rose of a home tap, or we’ll be smarter: put it on a rose bar and place it on a new grub bar in the form of a pigulka.
If your relative sees a tap, it will shock the color of the water. It is best to choose a red color for maximum effect. Okrim іnshih barvnikіv pіdhodit blue, iodinol thinly.
Miracles with scarves
Set of items:
- all shkarpets of the member of this family, which are played;
- sewing machine chi head with thread.
What you need to sew: we sew the leather scarf in the middle across. In such a rank, a person will put his foot in and do not understand why it was given away like a great thing. Let's take another couple, and there is a similar problem - a row in the center. Try to make a light row, so that the scarpets can then be rebuilt without deplorable consequences.
Draw for 1 quarter on a robot
Kitty weasels for colleagues
Necessary items:
- cat food at the looking pads;
- dry snіdanok at the sight of small pillows.
Positive communication of colleagues and a bad corporate spirit are irreplaceable speeches for a company, be it a sphere of activity, but humor is not to blame for robots. For this draw, add a box of dry snacks to the form of chocolate pads and one more box of cat food, as well as to look appetizing pads.
Feel free to sip on the box and enjoy the effect of a savory meal of colleagues.
Computer problems
If your colleague gets off work, let's get down to work with a computer. Podbayte, schob friend bov vіdsutnіy required hour, ask Yogo to give a service or send it to obid. Open the program, turn it around in a small window and place it in the center of the working table, or in some other place, so that it doesn’t distort the icons.
Now you need to create a screenshot - that's a snapshot of the screen. For this, type alt and PrintScreen, then paste the image in the graphic editor, save it and install the desktop trellis.
Your colleague will come, you will be prompted to close the program. Dali wines start to boast and think that the operating system has hung. After the re-advancement, nothing will change. For this hour, you will be able to poke fun at your colleague.
Prіtannya-rozіgrash at the work station
What do you need for jarto:
- plastic cups;
- foil, wrapping paper (toilet paper, colored stickers too).
You just have to think over the fire for your colleagues on the job, so that your windings will be remembered for a long time. The first option: add a large number of plastic cups, cover everything with them more efficiently and kindly block the entire adjacent territory. For this, we carefully place cups on the bottom, tables, stilts, pdvіkonnі, office equipment and other items. The stench of obov'yazkovo is guilty of standing close one to one. You can put the flasks on the bottom or on the neck, but it’s not right.
Your colleague cannot reach his territory until he has taken away the entire arsenal of cups. Youmu has a lot of physical work, and you have a lot of laughs.
You can also make a bunch of fun drawings on robots for additional foil. Your task is to wrap literally everything with foil. All furniture, computer, all items on the table, work equipment. So we make a glittering kilim on a pidlog.
And you can also glue absolutely the entire body of the car with color stickers. Looking slyly.
Universal pershokvitneviy rosіgrash near the metro
Rozmirkovuchi over tim, yakі rozіgrashі you can guess for 1 quarter, do not varto be surrounded by a house and a robot. Virushay nadvir vіtati people zі holy laughter. Let's describe a wonderful trick near the subway, which can be sold in pairs.
For this heat, a person is needed from serious appearances and a solid look. If you see it like that, then it’s enthralled to see the car on whether it’s teeth. Pulling rushivly, defiantly pididit to the month, the button for the driver's call was destashed. Stop pushing the button and promote: “Be kind, hamburger and 2 If you have a car (name the car number)”. After that, as you say a move, check the offensive zupinka, on which your sleeper enters and voicely asks people: “Which prayer is 2 Kolya and a hamburger?”.
As soon as you break up with the "deliverer", you will pick up the hedgehog, and go out. The train is breaking again. At this moment, again, hurry up with the button, only once to say loudly and clearly: "We gave the demo to the end without teeth!" or suggest any other variant of the route, which is definitely not acceptable for all passengers. Do not forget to organize a video, the third party can remember everything on the phone. Such a creative idea will be accepted by any audience.
Do not forget to give your loved ones hot gifts for 1 day. Make a presentation to yourself and others. For holy you, and, before speech, terminovo look back, your whole back was white.
1st April - tse Day of laughter, and then, on the whole day, it’s not only possible to get hot, but it’s necessary. How to draw and roast for 1 quarter can be organized at home, on a robot and in the company of friends - read the material.
One joy - follow them, so that your drawings and fires are kind, do not swear by someone else's lane, and do not cry out discomfort in other people. Thank you for the positive emotions of this day!
Draw for 1 night for friends
Who doesn't love malt? And bezkoshtovnі and prepared! On your own, you can slander your trusting friends. For example, you can smear oven-sandwiches not with cream, but with toothpaste. Smutty vikoristovyte bіlu pasta without a bright smell, otherwise you will be bitten!
Abo, proponate to your friends with your hands zrobleni chocolate zukerki... with cotton! For this small ball of cotton, pour chocolate over it and put it in the refrigerator for a year. The malt step is ready!
Drawing for 1 quarter for friends - zukerki with cotton wool
And you can take part in all freezer! Well, wrong. Vanilla ice cream after color is similar to mashed potatoes. To make mashed potatoes, add more cups of milk to get a better color. For a shorter effect, pour the puree on the night in the freezer. Lay out in bags in flasks or pour cups with chocolate or be some other topping. І do not forget to indulge in a good appetite.
Rosіgrash for 1 quarter for friends - frost with mashed potatoes
Sob not to hurt the car, but to win yoga for the first hot summers - beat kharchov plіvka. She can either just wrap the car or wind up її to the top. Do you remember that you can’t easily tear up the grub’s spit with your hands?
Prize for 1 night for friends from the car
Draw for 1 quarter for the ladies
Here we need to be careful - it’s easy to form your beloved half, and 1 quarter of such welding is not up to anything. Let your fry be as neutral as possible. For example, " living refrigerator Paste in the evening (even then, if the refrigerator is not working) "eyes" on all products - you can get them in needlework stores. The more such "live" products, the better the effect will be.
Rosіgrash for 1 kvіtnya for kokhanih - a living refrigerator
Drawing for 1 quarter for kokhanih - experimentwith other products!
One more cicavia jart upside down bottle, which is filled with water. For whom to fill the bottle with ice and put it there, be it a light object. For example, schos іz cosmetics (but hermetically close). I turn the bottle over. Already attacking the wound, you take a bottle of water, the subject of any distance will not be so easy :)
Raffle for 1 quarter for kokhani: you have found physics lessons!
You can also " ask for a visit" favorite actors chi superheroes. Just create a small image and stick yoga on the back door. Silence the ring at the door (for example, by recording the sound on the phone) and ask for a kohan or love to open the door.
Draw for 1 night for kohanih: no one checks such a guest
I arc savory draw(and duzhe garni) for snidanku. Lubricated eggs can be winterized for additional yoghurt and peach. At a glance - do not vіdrіznish! I definitely won't relish the taste!
Rosіgrash for 1 quarter for kohani: "Yachnya" with yogurt and peach, as well as "French fries" with apple
Draw for 1 quarter for colleagues
Zhart for colleagues is also required to be treated with the utmost respect. In the first place, you should work with these people, but in a different way, nobody wants to pay for a small corporate mine. So you can experiment with hot "Skoda" for the computer. With great glue, you can make a blot, as you put it on the laptop keyboard. And before that, as a reminder to a colleague that there are problems with this technique, take a package of milk to hand. Youmu suits!
Drawing for 1 quarter for colleagues: zipping computer
Add trohi farb to help you all day long stickers. This hotness of creations is specially for perfectionists. Cover everything you can with them - computer, steel, steel, etc. Seeing such a drawing as at least brighter!
Draw for 1 night for colleagues with stickers
You can add more farb to the whole day, but th thickness! For whom, attach the horn to the working style with tape. Shchoraz, if you want to sit down there, we know the whole office about you.
Prize for 1 night for colleagues
Smile more often and give joy to us at the end of the day! Let the skin day be bright and cheerful!
